DAMP banter(Recreated from BSN Prime)

SofaJockey started a thread in the now closed BSN Prime called "DAMP banter (what lines do you like best?)". Most of you here probably have already read through that thread but I find some of the banters posted there are just too precious to be buried when the end day of old forum comes. I don't want to copy & paste an entire thread composed of many BSNer's contribution so I'll just type in the ones I've heard myself and liked the most.  Feel free to chime in with your favorite ones 

Arcane Warrior flirts with Luka : "You are a refreshing breeze, my tiny friend.". And he also praises Reaver: "You're a fascinating woman,  Tamar." This elf is very easily impressed.


Necromancer: "...Ugh!"
Necormancer#2: "...Ugh!"
Templar: (in an innocent voice) "You ate the ham, didn't you?"
Alchemist: "WoW! That almost sounded like a Bronto. Great job!"


Necro: "When this is over, the spymaster promised to let me look at her library."
Templar: "Did she? I hear she collects rare romance novels, even the naughty ones!"


Alchemist: "Inquisition is such a funny word."
Alchemist#2: "I know!"
Katari: "No it's not. You're the funny one."
Hunter: "Don't make eye contact...Don't make eye contact..."


Reaver: "The last time I met a group of rebel mages, I let them live. One of them told a funny story."
Reaver#2: "The one with a broom, a goose and a pot of honey, right?"
Katari: "That's it?! You're not going to tell the story? Ugh"
Archer: "Do you prefer slapstick, jokes, dark comedy, puns? I know a few limericks."


Legonnaire: "Once, when I was in the deep roads, I held up a group of Darkspawn for two days"
Legonnaire#2: "Funny. I think I've done exactly the same thing."
Katari: "...Why did they not just step over you?"
Hunter: "Dwarves and Darkspawn, the endless war. One side pushing incessantly at the doors of the other's last refuge. Reminds me of a relationship of mine that went sour."


Alchemist#1: "When I was trapped in the Vimmark Mountains, I ate a lot of mushrooms."
Alchemist#2: "The ones that glow are the best. 
Elementalist: "That explains it..."


Elementalist#1: "Well, how's everyone doing today?"
Elementalist#2: "Splendid!"


Katari#1: "The Inquisition must be desperate, recruiting the way they do. Just look at us!"
Katari#2: "What do you mean? We're great!"
Alchemist: "What are we looking at?"


Necromancer#1: "...This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here?"
Necromancer#2: "Yes we really shouldn't have agreed to come"
Templar: "Because deep down you know you love us."


Assassin: "I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue, and then it died."
Reaver: "Why? Did you kill it?"
Necromancer: "Why? How? How does this help us?"
Templar: "I'm so sorry."
Assassin#2: "We should get a new one."


Arcane Warrior: "Did anyone try the ham they had at camp yesterday?"
Arcane Warrior#2: "Yes, and I'm still regretting it."
Archer: "Ah... Do you mean the ham that was green and fuzzy on the outside?"
Elementalist: "Are you sure it was ham?"
Necromancer: "I considered poisoning that ham. Looks like I didn't need to."


Archer: "I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back to the life I had before."
Necromancer: "Could you please wonder a little more quietly?"


Duelist: "Looking good, sweet thing."
Zither!: "Right back at you gorgeous!"
Avvar: "To you as well my hearty stabby friend!"


Reaver: "When this is over, I'll be free. The commander gave his word."
Elementalist: "I'm not gonna say anything. I don't want your sword in my gut, nor Cullen's."