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Post by Obsidian Gryphon on Mar 19, 2018 14:31:27 GMT
...wut's going on here?...*swims out*
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Post by Iakus on Mar 19, 2018 14:47:02 GMT
Alicia Vikander is hot, in a lithe, athletic way (she's a trained ballet dancer) rather than the standard Hollywood DD variety.
That is all.
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Post by PATPATPATlol on Mar 19, 2018 15:00:37 GMT
Bewb size/shape does not matter. The real question is will this new TR movie be nearly as bad as those ones with Angelina Jolie? Those movies were so awful they gave me diarrhea.
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Post by House Targaryen on Mar 19, 2018 15:34:42 GMT
Lara Croft is suppose to be curvy in breasts and ass. After all she's a man's fap fantasy in video games.
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Post by KaiserShep on Mar 19, 2018 16:00:57 GMT
Lara Croft is suppose to be curvy in breasts and ass. After all she's a man's fap fantasy in video games. Yeah but did that save the other movies from being hot sidewalk August trash?
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Post by Iakus on Mar 19, 2018 16:09:48 GMT
Bewb size/shape does not matter. The real question is will this new TR movie be nearly as bad as those ones with Angelina Jolie? Those movies were so awful they gave me diarrhea. It's not like there's a whole lot of movies based on video games that are any good
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Post by Lavochkin on Mar 19, 2018 16:14:26 GMT
Lara Croft is suppose to be curvy in breasts and ass. After all she's a man's fap fantasy in video games. Yeah, I can't get excited about a TR flick if there isn't a nice rump on the screen.
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Post by Iakus on Mar 19, 2018 16:18:12 GMT
Lara Croft is suppose to be curvy in breasts and ass. After all she's a man's fap fantasy in video games.
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Post by House Targaryen on Mar 19, 2018 16:19:27 GMT
Lara Croft is suppose to be curvy in breasts and ass. After all she's a man's fap fantasy in video games. Yeah but did that save the other movies from being hot sidewalk August trash? I don't have much faith in a video game movie before I see them, if I wish to see them. The least they can do is get the characters right. I do recall seeing the Jolie movies but they must not have been that good since I only saw them once.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2018 16:20:06 GMT
Lara Croft is suppose to be curvy in breasts and ass. After all she's a man's fap fantasy in video games.
That was curvy for back then.
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Post by KaiserShep on Mar 19, 2018 16:27:41 GMT
Bewb size/shape does not matter. The real question is will this new TR movie be nearly as bad as those ones with Angelina Jolie? Those movies were so awful they gave me diarrhea. It's not like there's a whole lot of movies based on video games that are any good Unless I'm mistaken, just about every single movie adapted from a game got either middling or terrible critical consensus. The only adaptation to get better than average is not even a movie, but the Castlevania series, and even that could take a nosedive when the new season starts.
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Post by KaiserShep on Mar 19, 2018 16:28:18 GMT
That was curvy for back then. Man was a primitive animal back then.
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Mar 19, 2018 16:38:13 GMT
That was curvy for back then. Man was a primitive animal back then.
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Post by mousestalker on Mar 19, 2018 16:55:28 GMT
Don't you mean "The Tomb Raider Reboob"?
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Post by SofaJockey on Mar 19, 2018 17:15:58 GMT
Don't you mean "The Tomb Raider Reboob"? (not really... )
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Post by mybudgee on Mar 19, 2018 17:19:57 GMT
I know this is a joke topic but the new tomb raider Alicia Vikander or whatever her name is really has a body like a 9 year old girl. Such an obvious feminist suckup move, making all the average women out there feel really comfortable and thus watch the movie. And I thought Wonder Woman was pandering to the insecure crowd, this totally takes it to a whole new level. Its totally fine ok not to be attractive, but Tomb Raider has always been about an attractive female protagonist kicking butt. Same with Superman, Henry Cavil had to work out tons to achieve a proper attractive physique for the movie. Guess its sexist to expect the same or at least a little of that from female protagonists. Did the Wonder Woman movie pander to feminists? Well the advertising sure as hell did and a lot of feminist publications held it up as a victory for feminists, the movie itself though not so much, at least not enough to really impact the quality of the movie.
For Fuck's sake, hasn't enough damage been done to movies lately in the name of 3rd wave idiocy? You've got to be kidding me! d1nao0k9edgivc.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/nintchdbpict000328114646-616x309.jpg
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2018 17:42:12 GMT
Uh, I fail to see the necessary connection between Lara's boobs and her abilities as they relate to her occupation (if anything it goes the opposite direction from the implication they should be big), or interactions with other characters and elements in the narrative (have they ever been used as a storytelling device?)
Just a PSA that if you just wish to pleasure yourself in the back of the theater, there are special adult only theaters with films made specifically for that purpose (probably one with a pun based title and slightly renamed Lara Croft, even). Also certain sites on the internet.
Regardless, I don't even remember the Jolie movies, so the character's/franchise's success in film format obviously isn't determined by tits. I think Vikander will work fine if she acts well and everything else in the movie is on point more or less, and it'll be a disaster regardless of her performance if it's like most other vidya based movies.
But I probably won't live to see it now anyway since thread gave me cancer.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Mar 19, 2018 17:42:25 GMT
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Post by Lavochkin on Mar 19, 2018 17:47:58 GMT
Uh, I fail to see the necessary connection between Lara's boobs and her abilities as they relate to her occupation (if anything it goes the opposite direction from the implication they should be big), or interactions with other characters and elements in the narrative (have they ever been used as a storytelling device?) Just a PSA that if you just wish to pleasure yourself in the back of the theater, there are special adult only theaters with films made specifically for that purpose (probably one with a pun based title and slightly renamed Lara Croft, even). Also certain sites on the internet. Regardless, I don't even remember the Jolie movies, so the character's/franchise's success in film format obviously isn't determined by tits. I think Vikander will work fine if she acts well and everything else in the movie is on point more or less, and it'll be a disaster regardless of her performance if it's like most other vidya based movies. But I probably won't live to see it now anyway since thread gave me cancer. Where have you been grandma? We have 4K home theatres with HD surround sound with all the KY Jelly and tissues money can buy now.
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Post by Iakus on Mar 19, 2018 18:22:42 GMT
Regardless, I don't even remember the Jolie movies, so the character's/franchise's success in film format obviously isn't determined by tits. I think Vikander will work fine if she acts well and everything else in the movie is on point more or less, and it'll be a disaster regardless of her performance if it's like most other vidya based movies. Haven't seen the movie either. But I have seen Walton Goggins in Justified and I know he can play a great villain/antihero.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Mar 19, 2018 18:58:20 GMT
Oh cmon she isn't that bad is she? Sure she isn't stunningly beautiful and her body is a little flat but she isn't ugly and I don't know what your problem with Wonder Woman is, Gal Gadot is a beautiful woman, probably a lot better looking than the woman you are currently dating. Honestly I find her pretty unattractive, she has no curves whatsoever and looks more like a barely legal skinny teenager who weighs 50kg soaking wet. Gal Gadot should have been a powerful looking amazonian woman, but what we got was a woman with perfectly average body on the lithe side. Just not convincing. I watch movies for entertainment, I do not want to see average looking people portrait superheroes or people with incredible skills that kick tons of butt - unless their nondescript average or even ugly appearance is a clever important story element. For example that totally works with spider man, the story is all about an average nerd becoming a superhero - but Thor definitely has to look his part, or Superman. Or Wonder Woman. Whats going to happen next? A LOTR spinoff with beer-bellied balding Elves? Avengers with a skinny Thor? Black widow with hairy legs and arms and badly dyed hair? You know, just to not offend all the not so perfect men and women in the audience. Honestly, who really wants to see shit like that outside of parodies?
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Post by decafhigh on Mar 19, 2018 19:08:56 GMT
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Mar 19, 2018 19:20:17 GMT
...wut's going on here?...*swims out*
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Post by PATPATPATlol on Mar 19, 2018 20:14:48 GMT
Bewb size/shape does not matter. The real question is will this new TR movie be nearly as bad as those ones with Angelina Jolie? Those movies were so awful they gave me diarrhea. It's not like there's a whole lot of movies based on video games that are any good This is true. Almost all movies based on games are terrible. I will confess though I have a soft spot for the original Mortal Kombat movie due to nostalgic reasons βΊοΈ
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