What's the creepiest thing someone has ever said to you?

When my Grandparents told me about the family member who was kidnapped out of his bed when he was a child. I was too young for the story and ended up suffering nightmares...I also took to sleeping under my bed.

Going through Utah on a vacation some random Mormon guy at a park said he wanted to have lots of children and asked if I would be willing to have at least 20 of his. I asked if he was joking and he said no. I then made my way back to my car as quickly as possible.

Yeah, our grandparents were pretty hardcore.

My sister and I found a fallen nest full of crying baby birds. I was 6, she was 4, and Grandpa was a carpenter and an outdoorsman so as concerned as we were I felt confident Grandpa would know what to do.

He took the nest, and told us to follow him. As we walked, he explained that since we had touched the nest, the mother would never come back to it or some other nonsense. We got to the goldfish pond in the back yard, and he sets the nest sideways and parallel to the stacked stone bench that made the wall of the pond, with the baby birds heads sticking out above the stone.

He then moved fast, with a brick in his hand, and crushed all of their skulls in front of our eyes.

To this day, I don't know what the fuck that was all about, but it was horrible. I hated him for it for a while.

Someone's upset she's not worth more camels ^


You're so mean, you crushed his hopes of creating a large family in one fell swoop.

It's a toss up between two things my ex told me.

1. "Sometimes I wish you had a cock so you could impregnate me." <----- this from a chick who claimed she was 100 percent lesbian and "hated men".

2. "Babe, can I have a sample of your pubic hair?"

Me: Why?

"So I can put it in a jar to add to my collection." - then she opens up a cupboard and shows me a jar with a label with her best friend/ex crush fuckbuddy with one of her pubes in it.

Its usually the ugly ones or those that want to murder and/or eat you that approach you like that so don't be sad. *pats back*

My original account was deleted ages ago and has been replaced at least twice since.

Don't mind me. This is my Halloween costume.

I guess I've never had any specifically record setting lines delivered to me, it's always creepy in conjunction with stuff people do. When I was living in Tucson, a guy did ask me to stand outside his car so he could look at me and pleasure himself--but it's far from the creepiest thing that's happened to me. The guy who bit me while dancing with me in a club is always going to be high up there. A few months ago a guy cornered me outside a bar bathroom trying to get me to kiss him. All I could think to do was hold him away and say, "No, we're fine, we're fine," and I realize he's saying, "Just let me, just let me," while trying to angle my face to suit him. Jackass. At least he gave up eventually.

The very creepiest thing that ever happened to me though involved no words at all, so I'll leave that out.