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Post by dapperdemon on Jan 6, 2019 5:08:29 GMT
I was looking at my humble bundle keys and realised I have a fuck ton of them sitting there doing nothing and I thought that I should give them out.
Just a few rules.
1) First in, first served. 2) Don't PM me a request for free shit. I'll conveniently accidentally skip your post if you do. 3) Don't try to bribe me. Serious this is free shit, I'm trying to save your dignity by posting this rule. 4) One game per person. No being greedy 5) I reserve the right to skip your request for any reason. 5) All requests must make a joke.
6) No hissy fits over not getting the thing you want, take pleasure knowing that someone is enjoying themselves with the game.
7) I'll skip generic requests. 8) You can have a tier list of things you want just in case I don't have the code for your first choice as long as it's within reason (I determine what is reasonable) 9) No sob stories about how your cat Mittens will die if you don't get to play "insert game here." 10) YOU MUST HAVE A STEAM ACCOUNT!
- Darksiders II: Deathinitive Edition - Figment - Little Nightmares - Zombie Night Terror
- Forged Battalion - Kona - Pathologic Classic HD - Sudden Strike 4 - The Surge - Flat Kingdom Paper's Cut Edition - Kathy Rain - Fortune 499 - Higurashi When They Cry Hou - Ch.1 Onikakushi (I think that's how it's spelt) - Black Mesa - Event [0] - Kingdom New Lands Royal Edition - Tumblestone - Flat Heroes - Morphblade - Poly Bridge - Rive: Wreck, hack, die, retry. - Space Run Galaxy - Uurnog Uurnlimited
I only have one of each. To grab one make a post with the game you want to grab and ensure you follow the rules and I will PM you with the key.
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Patricia
I never knew that love had a sound until i heard you laugh.
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Patricia on Jan 6, 2019 13:05:49 GMT
I'll pay you a hundred bucks for Morphblade and my cat will die if you don't give me Black Mesa and can i have Figment - Kathy Rain and Sudden Strike. No i'm just kidding here but it's nice of you to do such a nice thing. And i'm afraid that my requests will be denied.
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Post by dapperdemon on Jan 7, 2019 0:26:55 GMT
I'll pay you a hundred bucks for Morphblade and my cat will die if you don't give me Black Mesa and can i have Figment - Kathy Rain and Sudden Strike. First you break the rules...
Next you insult me.
You damn right should be afraid of that. Check your PMs
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Post by bmwcrazy on Jan 8, 2019 4:27:08 GMT
Hi Dapperdemon, my name is BMWcrazy. I'm a mother and I have children. I love 'em sometimes but there are 10 of them. When I get back to my trailer after a haaard day at the cock ranch, I need to shoot something before a stampede of mistakes comes running at me.
For that, I need Black Mesa. It has just the right amount of liberal scientist massacre and alien barnacle autoerotic asphyxiation to satisfy a hardworking and cock loving mother of 10.
Thanks Dapperdemon, and thank you Black Mesa.
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Post by dapperdemon on Jan 8, 2019 6:48:16 GMT
...
I think I'm going to need to someone to giveaway some bleach after that post.
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Post by AnDromedary on Jan 8, 2019 23:56:22 GMT
Hi dapperdemon, I on the other hand am a wife-beater wearing fat ugly guy who usually sits at home drinking beer out of cans that keep piling up behind my couch. My ex keeps calling me about the payments I owe her for the 5 brats that we apparently made together (I honestly can't remember, must have been too drunk at the time, if they are mine). So the only thing that might give me some joy in life and that might alleviate my frustration would be to cleave enemies in half with a futuristic blade in a giant mech suit. I'd totally do that in real life but I don't know how to build such a suit. So it seems to me that owning The Surge would solve all the problems in my life. Will you help a nice fella like me?
EDIT: Oh wait, I didn't see that we were supposed to make a joke. Ok, ... uh .... What is the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted!
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December 2018
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Post by dapperdemon on Jan 9, 2019 0:50:56 GMT
Will you help a nice fella like me? Sure, as long as you don't drink VB.
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Nov 10, 2016 16:47:07 GMT
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AnDromedary
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Nov 10, 2016 16:30:09 GMT
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Post by AnDromedary on Jan 9, 2019 2:06:55 GMT
Will you help a nice fella like me? Sure, as long as you don't drink VB. Nah, gotta stick to Boag's.
Thanks heaps for the game, mate!
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Post by dapperdemon on Jan 9, 2019 2:13:52 GMT
Thank god, instant regret if you did drink VB and no problem
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