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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 4, 2019 12:32:00 GMT
Note: Before anyone gets upset THIS THREAD IS NOT SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING THAT THE NEXT DA GAME BE A MUSICAL
This is a fun-and-games thread, in the vein of "Unconfirmed Rumours", for fans of the series to express their love of Dragon Age and its world in a lyrical fashion, in any way you please. It can be parody lyrics to the tune of a well-known song, or it can be straight-up original. It can be an entire opera, or just a verse. You don't have to write music to go with it (I'm sure as hell not going to).
So, basically, we're writing shitty DA-themed poems in here.
I'll kick us off.
Welcome to Tevinter!
Welcome to Tevinter!
We’ve got everything you want!
From slaves to plow your fields,
Right down to slaves to plow your aunt!
We’ve got slaves of every colour!
Every race and every creed!
We’ve got slaves to slave for other slaves!
(Those ones we don’t feed!)
Welcome to Tevinter!
Go ahead and dive right in!
A thin veneer of virtue
Hides our swimming pool of sin!
We know all your dark desires!
Each and every hidden vice!
And we’ll satisfy them all
If you’ll only pay the price! (It’s blood!)
Welcome to Tevinter!
We’re so glad to have you here!
Even though your foolish Chantry
Screeches lies right in your ear!
But now you’re in Tevinter!
And you can see, we’re not so bad!
We’re even down for same-sex stuff
(But please don’t tell my dad!)
Welcome to Tevinter!
We’ve got everything you neeeeeeeeeeeed!
WELCOME TO TEVINTER!
(Just don’t let us see you bleed!)
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Post by Little Bengel on Mar 4, 2019 12:44:43 GMT
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 4, 2019 12:48:37 GMT
I gladly embrace my stupidity and go for the objectively wrong answer. Lol, the poll is meant to be tongue in cheek. I considered making the choices "Rent!" or "Something that doesn't suck." So, basically, I hope your favourite isn't Rent!
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Mar 4, 2019 20:24:00 GMT
this is hilarious, and problem is...my brain is trying to make music to it in order to make it sound like a song  love the 'but please don't tell my dad' part |
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 5, 2019 1:36:32 GMT
this is hilarious, and problem is...my brain is trying to make music to it in order to make it sound like a song love the 'but please don't tell my dad' part Well I could sing it the way it sounds in my head, but I don't know the first thing about writing music, so there wouldn't be a backing track. |
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Mar 5, 2019 11:15:16 GMT
this is hilarious, and problem is...my brain is trying to make music to it in order to make it sound like a song love the 'but please don't tell my dad' part Well I could sing it the way it sounds in my head, but I don't know the first thing about writing music, so there wouldn't be a backing track. yeah me neither, plus I'm fairly certain yours would sound different then how I imagine it in my head, so let's just leave it that way
it sounds really funny though
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Post by Blaze on Mar 13, 2019 15:47:11 GMT
Note: Before anyone gets upset THIS THREAD IS NOT SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING THAT THE NEXT DA GAME BE A MUSICALThis is a fun-and-games thread, in the vein of "Unconfirmed Rumours", for fans of the series to express their love of Dragon Age and its world in a lyrical fashion, in any way you please. It can be parody lyrics to the tune of a well-known song, or it can be straight-up original. It can be an entire opera, or just a verse. You don't have to write music to go with it (I'm sure as hell not going to). So, basically, we're writing shitty DA-themed poems in here. I'll kick us off. Welcome to Tevinter!Welcome to Tevinter!We’ve got everything you want!From slaves to plow your fields,Right down to slaves to plow your aunt!We’ve got slaves of every colour!Every race and every creed!We’ve got slaves to slave for other slaves!(Those ones we don’t feed!) Welcome to Tevinter!Go ahead and dive right in!A thin veneer of virtueHides our swimming pool of sin!We know all your dark desires!Each and every hidden vice!And we’ll satisfy them allIf you’ll only pay the price! (It’s blood!) Welcome to Tevinter!We’re so glad to have you here!Even though your foolish ChantryScreeches lies right in your ear!But now you’re in Tevinter!And you can see, we’re not so bad!We’re even down for same-sex stuff(But please don’t tell my dad!) Welcome to Tevinter!We’ve got everything you neeeeeeeeeeeed!WELCOME TO TEVINTER!(Just don’t let us see you bleed!) someone need to compose music for it. also, the line "We’re even down for same-sex stuff (But please don’t tell my dad!)" should be sang by dorian.
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Post by Blaze on Mar 13, 2019 15:49:09 GMT
okay, how about: darkspawn of the opera?
brood mothers (blood brothers)?
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 13, 2019 16:05:01 GMT
okay, how about: darkspawn of the opera? brood mothers (blood brothers)? You could take Music of the Night and sub out 'night' for 'blight', and it aaaaaaaaaaaaalmost works, if you're fine with making Darkspawn sound uncomfortably sensual.
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Post by Blaze on Mar 13, 2019 16:20:54 GMT
okay, how about: darkspawn of the opera? brood mothers (blood brothers)? You could take Music of the Night and sub out 'night' for 'blight', and it aaaaaaaaaaaaalmost works
hear it, fear it secretly possess youit clearly works! =D i mean, the architect is...
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 13, 2019 16:24:55 GMT
The words "Andraste Superstar" popped into my head, and now I'm going to be up all night trying to figure out how that would work.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 15, 2019 2:24:12 GMT
The words "Andraste Superstar" popped into my head, and now I'm going to be up all night trying to figure out how that would work. Turns out it doesn't. |
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