And have the female LIs as Disney Princesses? I can imagine Jack trying to be loud mouthed, but holding back, because of all the kids around. And the banter with Miranda? Oh, I would follow those two around, with a bag of popcorn. Then I'd probably try to kidnap them, in a moment of weakness. And Samara. And Kelly. And Kasumi. I'd get shot dead before reaching the exit. Would be worth it.
P.S. I, in no way, condone kidnapping or in any other way abusing women. So don't ban me, okay?