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Post by Beerfish on Sept 24, 2019 9:14:07 GMT
There lived a ( ) who lived in a ( ).
(INSERT MISSING WORDS AND THEN ADD THE NEXT LINE WITH MISSING WORDS.)
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Post by ScumbagShepurd on Sept 24, 2019 9:34:25 GMT
there lived a beer who lived in a fish.
every night they went to ( ) and had ( ).
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Post by ArcadiaGrey on Sept 24, 2019 9:45:58 GMT
every night he went to Amsterdam and had a brownie
and every bite would induce ( ) which then led to ( )
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Post by seven on Sept 24, 2019 20:24:04 GMT
and every bite would induce allergies which then led to puffiness.
But, of course ( ) was definitely ( ).
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 24, 2019 22:40:01 GMT
But, of course flatulence was definitely prevalent.
A wizard appeared ( ), thus making it ( ).
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Post by vella on Sept 25, 2019 7:18:10 GMT
A wizard appeared from the metro, thus making it worse.
He was the wizard of ( ), well proficient with ( ).
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 25, 2019 14:05:01 GMT
He was the wizard of insurance, well proficient with claims.
Dancing lightly the wizard and () went ().
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Post by TheHeroOfFerelden on Sept 25, 2019 15:43:36 GMT
Dancing lightly the wizard and his familiar went to the beer's favourite bar.
They were named () and () respectively.
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Post by seven on Sept 27, 2019 3:32:31 GMT
They were named Chug and Spew respectively.
But beer was unaware they were out of () and ().
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Post by AnDromedary on Sept 27, 2019 15:19:04 GMT
But beer was unaware they were out of gin and tonic.
So when they entered the bar beer (), which was weird because ().
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Post by mattig89ch on Sept 28, 2019 20:14:49 GMT
So when they entered the bar beer (Jimmy's Firehouse), which was weird because (It was a converted morgue).
They stepped up to the bar and ordered (), and a side of ().
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Post by ArcadiaGrey on Sept 28, 2019 22:51:03 GMT
They stepped up to the bar and ordered fries with a side of formaldehyde
Beer spat them out but ( ) happily munched away, until he realized he tasted ( )
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Post by seven on Sept 29, 2019 3:06:27 GMT
Beer spat them out but the bartender happily munched away, until he realized he tasted despair.
But why, in the name of all that is (), did () eyeball beer like he had a past with them?
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Post by TheHeroOfFerelden on Oct 2, 2019 18:00:30 GMT
But why, in the name of all that is coloured blue,is soft to the touch and and slighgtly under 38cm, did ,not only Chug&Spew,but also the buxom cyborg chimpanzee waitress eyeball beer like they had a past with them?
Beer wouldn't have noticed if it weren't for().This made him feel().
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Post by mousestalker on Oct 5, 2019 13:16:59 GMT
Beer wouldn't have noticed if it weren't for the kale burger.This made him feel quite hungry.
He gulped down the burger and washed it down with (). Then he warily ().
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Post by nopersdeviv on Oct 8, 2019 2:59:10 GMT
He gulped down the burger and washed it down with root beer. Then he warily belched.
He was uncertain if it would come back up or just (). Either outcome would be ().
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Post by Pounce de León on Oct 10, 2019 9:17:44 GMT
He was uncertain if it would come back up or just settle. Either outcome would be remarkable.
To his dismay the kalicious burger was (). He certainly did not ().
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Post by mousestalker on Oct 10, 2019 10:56:42 GMT
To his dismay the kalicious burger was tasty. He certainly did not share it.
He was just finishing off the sandwich when in wandered (), with a very upset ().
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Post by Pounce de León on Oct 10, 2019 11:54:15 GMT
He was just finishing off the sandwich when in wandered the cat, with a very upset squirrel.
He instantly dived for his () and () it out as measure of defence.
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Post by seven on Oct 10, 2019 19:42:36 GMT
He instantly dived for his toothpick and threw it out as measure of defence.
The squirrel looked at beer with a look of (). It was nearly the () thing the squirrel had ever seen
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Post by Pounce de León on Oct 11, 2019 6:58:50 GMT
The squirrel looked at beer with a look of murder. It was nearly the most upsetting thing the squirrel had ever seen.
The squirrel () the cat and menacingly brandished ().
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Post by Energizer Bunny 211 on Jan 7, 2020 1:13:27 GMT
The squirrel looked at beer with a look of murder. It was nearly the most upsetting thing the squirrel had ever seen.The squirrel fucked the cat and menacingly brandished his fluffy tail. Then the squirrel threw acorns at the cat. The cat ()......
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Post by regack on Jan 23, 2020 23:17:25 GMT
Then the squirrel threw acorns at the cat. The cat said "OH MY GOD A LASER POINTER!
Dashing away after the point of light the cat ran over () resulting in an unbelievable sequence that ()
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Post by Energizer Bunny 211 on Jan 24, 2020 1:21:59 GMT
Then the squirrel threw acorns at the cat. The cat said "OH MY GOD A LASER POINTER!
Dashing away after the point of light the cat ran over and helplessly skidded on the floor before crashing head-long into the wall resulting in an unbelievable sequence of acrobatics that left him without front teeth.
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