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Post by adonniel on Dec 20, 2019 1:10:03 GMT
Greetings, oh non-blighted citizens of Thedas and fellow Darkspawn! I own the Legendary Thedas Treasure and I challenge you to take it! The rules of the game are simple: 1) Each player devises a way to take the treasure from the previous guardian and then nominates their own guardian. 2) The guardian selected must be from Dragon Age! 3) ??? 4) Profit! Example: Player 1: I own the Legendary Thedas Treasure. I nominate Loghain to guard it! Player 2: I inform Loghain that the Orlesians are attacking Ferelden border! He runs off to deal with those pests and leaves the treasure unguarded. Now the Legendary Thedas Treasure is all mine! I nominate Cassandra Pentaghast to guard my treasure! Player 3: etc etc Here we go!
I own the Legendary Thedas Treasure. And I nominate the Archdemon to guard it!
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Post by Serza on Jan 12, 2020 13:56:32 GMT
Archdemon?
There's a Blight on. I'll just assume it's one of the two we know something more about, so I'll tell either Garahel or Hero of Ferelden where the Archdemon is, wait a moment and YOINK.
...and then nominate a Demon of Sloth to be the guardian. What could go wrong?
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Post by xerrai on Feb 5, 2020 19:12:04 GMT
Wouldn't a demon of Sloth just ignore its guardianship duties? Or wander off to incite sloth elsewhere? Assuming it doesn't wander off, I would call upon the Chantry's templars to slay the demon---and they would be especially prompt if they knew the great Thedas TreasureTM was involved.
They would kill the demon, the templars would 'appropriate' the treasure for the Chantry but still give me a slice.....
And I nominate the Divine to be guardian of the treasure.
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Post by Serza on Jun 28, 2020 12:10:53 GMT
The Demon ignored his duties? How could that happen?! Well alright, let me get my old - we'll call it friend, ok? - Corypheus to deal with your Divine. IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! ...and I nominate the Nug King to be the guardian of the treasure.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Jun 29, 2020 3:05:25 GMT
I tell Leliana that there's a nug wearing a cute little crown. She ignores its squeals of protest while she forces it into various tiny ballgowns, and I steal the treaure during the fitting.
I nominate Nightmare to guard the treasure.
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