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Post by Son of Dorn on Jun 12, 2020 7:41:31 GMT
*blows up entire Batarian system* How about now? I call it a good start. Now, let's get all the other filthy xenos. I will sleep to the sound of my boot stomping on salarian baby eggs, and laugh at the sight of an asari turning green from poison. I don't know what would be funnier, a Quarian dying of asphyxiation or infection from a ruptured suit. Probably both. It's why I love Control. Shepard takes control of the Reapers... and reaps the galaxy, making humans the true masters of the universe that the God-Emperor of Mankind designed them to be. Fixed that for you. No need to thank me. 😉
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Post by Son of Dorn on Jun 12, 2020 8:23:17 GMT
I call it a good start. Now, let's get all the other filthy xenos. I will sleep to the sound of my boot stomping on salarian baby eggs, and laugh at the sight of an asari turning green from poison. I don't know what would be funnier, a Quarian dying of asphyxiation or infection from a ruptured suit. Probably both. It's why I love Control. Shepard takes control of the Reapers... and reaps the galaxy, making humans the true masters of the universe that Jesus designed them to be. Jesus objected to mutinying against the Emperor. 👉No one has enough responsibility to rule but turians come closest👈. www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/49/4952e53be01b3d9cb713177a80f90ead.jpeg
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Post by Highwayman667 on Jun 13, 2020 17:16:05 GMT
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Post by Cyberstrike on Jun 14, 2020 14:10:07 GMT
The closest I ever gotten in with "criminal" games was Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV. In the third one you do play as a crook but it's so bat-shit crazy and downright bonkers and the villains are just more evil crooks, in part 4 it starts out with Jane Austin narrating asking the question were they just they just violent soicpaths or puckish rouges living a life of whimsy and ends with the Saints "decided more fun and less mercy killing." Yes there is a running joke of the Boss getting upset being called a sociopath instead of a puckish rouge, but that game and the Third aren't trying for a dark super serious crime drama it's a parody of games like GTA and part 4 is a wicked satire of open world action RPGs like Skyrim and the Mass Effect Trilogy along with the Call of Duty and the Metal Gear Solid series, and to paraphrase one of my favorite critics on Saints Row IV said: "It's a satire of the entire 7th generation of games about how they their heads up their own asses. Wanting to show the world that video games were grown up and should taken seriously as an art form without actually having to grow up."
I was never that interested in Saints Row but I might check it out. I loved Red Faction Guerilla and they were made by the same company. Rockstar lost me as a customer to their big games a long time ago and I did try playing Mafia 3 but never really got into it. Hitman was not my speed either. I just really don't like playing a criminal. I don't care for it. I do not mind being seen as one while doing what needs to be done for the better good like in Guerilla or Dishonored but I do not care for games where the main gameplay mechanic is being a criminal for the sake of it. I also think that it would simply not work with the way traditional RPG storytelling works in games like Mass Effect. And while I see many people dancing around without saying it but ME4 is going to be an open world game to some extent. There really isn't that much you can do in that kind of setting with a criminal focus without going into GTA/RDR/Mafia territory.
I just played Saints Row: The Third and it still has the saints as crooks doing everything from bank robbery to drugs to sex trafficking to being borderline terrorists and it's still funny as hell because it's not taking itself seriously at all, but it still does go to some dark places. They've just released a remastered version of it with most of it's DLC on XB1, PS4, and PC.
Saints Row IV is just straight up bonkers and the Boss is no longer a crook (or maybe they are depending on your own POV) and at the start of the game is now the President of the United States, Keith David is the Vice President, and rest of the Saints are White House staff! Aliens attack and they get caught up in a VR prison of the town from part 3 and get superpowers, Earth gets destroyed, and it becomes about getting payback on the alien leader. When it does try to be serious it's not as good because it's kind of hard to take a game like this serious at all where I can make a male POTUS with a female voice with a French accent. It's final DLC/expansion pack Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell is completely over-the-top with the Gat and Kenzie going to Hell to rescue the Boss from marrying Satan's daughter (who is played like a Disney princess and they even has a Disney princess style musical number) and makes fun of the multi-choice endings with Nathan Fillion as the voice of God in one ending. I would recommend Saints Row IV: Re-Elected which is a "remastered" version with all of the DLC and Gat Out of Hell. It's on XB1, PS4, Switch, and PC and shouldn't be very expensive.
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Post by The Hype Himself on Jun 15, 2020 22:37:42 GMT
>Project Overlord >Alliance not being better The fuck you talking about? Overlord was ingenious. It will reap benefits for mankind of all types. We just need to get that wuss Dr. Archer involved. Too soft. We need someone who will keep the kid in the machine and talking to the robots. Fuck the alliance. I'm OG for Cerberus.
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Post by The Hype Himself on Jun 15, 2020 22:39:02 GMT
You mean like this guy ? Absolutely. Probably the smartest man in the room. Of course, my Shepard is the one doing it. Timmy approves.
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Post by Highwayman667 on Jun 16, 2020 0:27:17 GMT
You mean like this guy ? Absolutely. Probably the smartest man in the room. Of course, my Shepard is the one doing it. Timmy approves. Smartest dead man I'm in full agreement !
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Post by burningcherry on Jun 16, 2020 15:23:58 GMT
>Project Overlord >Alliance not being better The fuck you talking about? Overlord was ingenious. It will reap benefits for mankind of all types. We just need to get that wuss Dr. Archer involved. Too soft. We need someone who will keep the kid in the machine and talking to the robots. Fuck the alliance. I'm OG for Cerberus. Basically the whole galaxy would get fucked if Overlord and Quiet Eddy weren't stopped.
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Post by The Hype Himself on Jun 16, 2020 17:03:33 GMT
Absolutely. Probably the smartest man in the room. Of course, my Shepard is the one doing it. Timmy approves. Smartest dead man I'm in full agreement ! Well, yeah. I hope he's happy - Shepard did everything for humanity and ensured its supremacy. TIM can rest easy knowing that humanity are the masters of the universe.
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Post by The Hype Himself on Jun 16, 2020 17:04:38 GMT
The fuck you talking about? Overlord was ingenious. It will reap benefits for mankind of all types. We just need to get that wuss Dr. Archer involved. Too soft. We need someone who will keep the kid in the machine and talking to the robots. Fuck the alliance. I'm OG for Cerberus. Basically the whole galaxy would get fucked if Overlord and Quiet Eddy weren't stopped. For non-humans, but that's the point now, innit? They need to mind their scummy places and submit to the whims of their betters.
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Post by Son of Dorn on Jun 16, 2020 17:17:28 GMT
Smartest dead man I'm in full agreement ! Well, yeah. I hope he's happy - Shepard did everything for humanity and ensured its supremacy. TIM can rest easy knowing that humanity are the masters of the universe. As the God-Emperor wills it.😉
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Post by Son of Dorn on Jun 16, 2020 17:19:01 GMT
Basically the whole galaxy would get fucked if Overlord and Quiet Eddy weren't stopped. For non-humans, but that's the point now, innit? They need to mind their scummy places and submit to the whims of their betters. Indeed. The foul Xenos scum need to know their place in things.
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Post by Highwayman667 on Jun 17, 2020 1:57:23 GMT
ANYWAYSCriminals. Mass Effect. It should happen
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Post by Phantom on Jun 17, 2020 2:33:48 GMT
ANYWAYSCriminals. Mass Effect. It should happen Yes it should. Band of Misfits should be even more misfits like.
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Post by burningcherry on Jun 17, 2020 10:27:35 GMT
Basically the whole galaxy would get fucked if Overlord and Quiet Eddy weren't stopped. For non-humans, but that's the point now, innit? They need to mind their scummy places and submit to the whims of their betters. Humans too, you saw the Overlord fail screen?
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Post by ClarkKent on Jun 17, 2020 10:37:49 GMT
I've always liked the idea of playing as a Alliance Corsair. You would have a nice balance of military righteousness and swashbuckling criminality.
In relation to this it would be cool to have a ship that is a little bit more beat up and less high tech than the Normandy or the Tempest.
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Post by The Hype Himself on Jun 17, 2020 14:51:00 GMT
For non-humans, but that's the point now, innit? They need to mind their scummy places and submit to the whims of their betters. Humans too, you saw the Overlord fail screen? I saw me leaving the kid in the machine at the end and letting it go on after I cleaned house. Humanity seemed to come out alright. I mean, we're your new Enkindlers now.
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Post by The Hype Himself on Jun 17, 2020 14:51:26 GMT
I've always liked the idea of playing as a Alliance Corsair. You would have a nice balance of military righteousness and swashbuckling criminality. In relation to this it would be cool to have a ship that is a little bit more beat up and less high tech than the Normandy or the Tempest. Military righeousness?
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Post by ClarkKent on Jun 17, 2020 15:49:03 GMT
I've always liked the idea of playing as a Alliance Corsair. You would have a nice balance of military righteousness and swashbuckling criminality. In relation to this it would be cool to have a ship that is a little bit more beat up and less high tech than the Normandy or the Tempest. Military righeousness?
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Post by The Hype Himself on Jun 18, 2020 16:27:50 GMT
Good thing I was in the Army then. As we always heard (and told,) the sole purpose of a Sailor was to jump out of the cake during the Marine Corps Ball. The Sailor would then take serious copulation from the multitude of Jarheads present as their collective birthday gift.
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