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Post by Iddy on Jun 18, 2018 13:33:39 GMT
Good question. I think they feel a bulge in their belly everytime he thrusts.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Jun 23, 2018 16:52:06 GMT
DA2 overall has the best in-party banter, hands down, but as a fan of insult humour, my favourite pair is Isabela and Aveline, and their best interaction is in Act 3.
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Post by colfoley on Jun 26, 2018 4:35:50 GMT
Tallis: What do you call murdering someone and then taking all of their stuff? Hawke: (helpfully) Adventuring!
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N5
The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: gscott7833
Prime Posts: 1,584
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The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
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Post by House Targaryen on Jun 28, 2018 4:01:01 GMT
Sera: I sent a box of rabbit raisins to some Lord What's-his-tits in your name. Vivienne: That explains the letter of gratitude. They were, by all accounts, delicious. Sera: Ewww! Ew, ewww! Vivienne: You underestimate both the fragility of his holdings, and the severity of tribute demanded of him in the past. Vivienne: Perhaps he was grateful it was not a stew made of some lesser cousin. Sera: That's lies, right? Must be lies.
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Post by Iddy on Jun 28, 2018 15:14:25 GMT
Underrated gem:
Flemeth - She will believe what she wants to believe. It is all we ever do.
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Jul 3, 2018 9:58:28 GMT
Tallis: What do you call murdering someone and then taking all of their stuff? Hawke: (helpfully) Adventuring! aggressive hawke is better: "tuesday" =D
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Post by themikefest on Jul 12, 2018 22:18:11 GMT
Faryn - Ah, you want to see some of the previously-owned equipment in all of Thedas, friend? Warden - "Previously-owned"? Faryn - Why pay through the nose for new equipment, when you can buy "like new" for much, much less? Warden - Where do you get "like new" armor from ? Faryn - Oh, here and there. Look, that's really not important. The important thing is, it's cheap! And just as good as what you'd find at a smithy! Warden - Let me take a look. Faryn - Of course. And remember everything is covered by Faryn's twenty-four hour lifetime guarantee.
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Post by kira on Jul 21, 2018 0:24:11 GMT
"Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the Gods, and it was empty."
Corypheus ofc. The combination of ambition and dark blasphemy are perfection.
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
XBL Gamertag: Chris2k30
PSN: Simit2k30
Posts: 790 Likes: 1,042
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by simit on Jul 25, 2018 22:36:43 GMT
After sleeping with Morrigan
"Do you need to talk"
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N5
The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: gscott7833
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The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
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Post by House Targaryen on Jul 26, 2018 16:44:51 GMT
Iron Bull: That staff's in pretty good shape, Dorian. Iron Bull: Do you spend a lot of time polishing it? Dorian: (Groans.)
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boxofscreaming
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 943 Likes: 1,658
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boxofscreaming
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Post by boxofscreaming on Jul 26, 2018 20:03:41 GMT
Dorian: I'd assumed you'd go up to Weisshaupt with Hawke, Varric. Varric: Still business to deal with here, don't you think? Dorian: You should be thankful. I've been to Weisshaupt. It's not good. Carved into a mountain, cold, dour, everyone so bloody serious they can't take a piss... you wouldn't like it. Varric: Hawke would be there.
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Post by Iddy on Jul 27, 2018 19:32:07 GMT
Dorian: I'd assumed you'd go up to Weisshaupt with Hawke, Varric. Varric: Still business to deal with here, don't you think? Dorian: You should be thankful. I've been to Weisshaupt. It's not good. Carved into a mountain, cold, dour, everyone so bloody serious they can't take a piss... you wouldn't like it. Varric: Hawke would be there. I love Hawke and Varric's friendship, so much. Hawke (after the Bartrand quest): How about we go to the Hanged Man and drink until we can't see straight? Varric: Aww, that's sweet. But watching you get sick isn't going to cheer me up. Much. Hawke: What would I do without my trusty dwarf? I'd cry myself to sleep without you. Varric: Oh, don't get all teary eyed on me, Hawke. You know I can't stand to see a human cry. Hawke (to Varric and Isabela): Everything I know about being a scoundrel, I learned from you two. Varric: Our little Hawke is growing up, Rivaini. Soon, he'll be sharking card games and swindling merchants all on his own!
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Post by Catilina on Jul 27, 2018 21:48:31 GMT
Dorian: I'd assumed you'd go up to Weisshaupt with Hawke, Varric. Varric: Still business to deal with here, don't you think? Dorian: You should be thankful. I've been to Weisshaupt. It's not good. Carved into a mountain, cold, dour, everyone so bloody serious they can't take a piss... you wouldn't like it. Varric: Hawke would be there. I love Hawke and Varric's friendship, so much. Hawke (after the Bartrand quest): How about we go to the Hanged Man and drink until we can't see straight? Varric: Aww, that's sweet. But watching you get sick isn't going to cheer me up. Much. Hawke: What would I do without my trusty dwarf? I'd cry myself to sleep without you. Varric: Oh, don't get all teary eyed on me, Hawke. You know I can't stand to see a human cry. Hawke (to Varric and Isabela): Everything I know about being a scoundrel, I learned from you two. Varric: Our little Hawke is growing up, Rivaini. Soon, he'll be sharking card games and swindling merchants all on his own! When Varric cares about Hawke's love-life: [...] Hawke: Well, well, well, I never thought you were the type, Varric. I'm flattered... Varric: Oh, I know I'm damn near irresistible but you're just too high-maintenance for me... [...]
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Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Nightscrawl on Aug 24, 2018 13:35:24 GMT
Replaying DA2 at the moment. This bit from the Arishok is definitely up there for favorite quotes. It's just a great scene overall and the VA is fan-tas-tic.
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Post by Iddy on Aug 29, 2018 14:44:15 GMT
I like that moment when Leliana tries to convince the Warden to let Genitivi accompany them on the trip to the temple.
"I will watch over him. Would that satisfy you?"
"No. I need you on your toes, not babysitting."
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emissaryoflies
N1
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Jade Empire
Posts: 29 Likes: 49
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Post by emissaryoflies on Sept 8, 2018 11:59:07 GMT
Sten's cookie comment on Lake Calenhad is a top contender, but probably Sten's reaction to a female warden. "I don't understand. You look like a woman". The delivery of that line out of nowhere still cracks me up. The character is a god of deadpan comedy.
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Games: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Jade Empire
Posts: 876 Likes: 1,827
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Post by Sokemis on Sept 8, 2018 15:17:51 GMT
Sten's cookie comment on Lake Calenhad is a top contender, but probably Sten's reaction to a female warden. "I don't understand. You look like a woman". The delivery of that line out of nowhere still cracks me up. The character is a god of deadpan comedy. It's a crime that Sten's style of humor seems to be lost on so many people Sten rescuing you from Fort Drakon: "The irony of this moment is not lost on me"
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boxofscreaming
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 943 Likes: 1,658
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by boxofscreaming on Sept 10, 2018 18:58:14 GMT
Leliana's impression of Josephine: "Niceness before knives, Leliana - don't I always say?"
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Post by Iddy on Sept 10, 2018 19:17:51 GMT
Leliana's impression of Josephine: "Niceness before knives, Leliana - don't I always say?" That caught me by surprise, because you don't expect jokes from scary DAI Leliana.
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Blaze
N3
Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Sept 15, 2018 18:10:10 GMT
the inquisitor: "it wasn't a formally autorized treaty that saved fereldan's people. it wasn't careful diplomacy that ended your inane civil war. it was never about the organization, it was about people doing what was necessary. now, if you'll excuse me, i have a world to save. again."
~
the inquisitor: "you don't have to destroy this world, i'll prove it to you!" solas: "i would treasure the chance to be wrong once again, my friend."
~
the inquisitor: "solas, var lath vir soledin!" solas: "i wish it could vhenan."
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Games: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Jade Empire
Posts: 876 Likes: 1,827
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Post by Sokemis on Sept 15, 2018 19:41:33 GMT
Aveline: I don't think I've asked to be made the butt of your jokes. Hawke: Donnic Aveline: Okay, sometimes I've asked for it.
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Quickpaw
N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Tuldabar
XBL Gamertag: Shadow Quickpaw
Posts: 452 Likes: 564
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Quickpaw
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Quickpaw on Sept 16, 2018 0:25:52 GMT
Tallis: What do you call murdering someone and then taking all of their stuff? Hawke: (helpfully) Adventuring! aggressive hawke is better: "tuesday" =D My DnD group meets on Tuesday. This is my go-to pun. XD
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Post by Iddy on Sept 18, 2018 15:54:43 GMT
I like the one where Varric tells Solas that getting up everyday and carrying on with your life is as close to beating the world as anyone gets. It tears you down, but you keep going.
It is realistic, motivational, but not cheesy.
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Post by vertigomez on Oct 8, 2018 23:33:10 GMT
From Blackwall's romance, Inquisitor: What if the world despised me? Blackwall: If that were to happen, I would reject the world for lacking in good taste. damn son
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House Targaryen
N5
The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: gscott7833
Prime Posts: 1,584
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The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
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Post by House Targaryen on Oct 13, 2018 6:19:18 GMT
Cole: You're afraid. You don't have to be. Vivienne: My dear Inquisitor, please restrain your pet demon. I do not want it addressing me. Inquisitor: Cole, Vivienne doesn't want to talk right now. Cole: She's afraid! Cole: Everything bright, roar of anger as the demon rears. No, I will not fall. No one will control me ever again. Cole: Flash of white as the world comes back. Shaking, hollow, Harrowed, but smiling at templars to show them I'm me. Cole: I am not like that. I can protect you. If templars come for you, I will kill them. Vivienne: Delightful.
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