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Post by niceguar on Sept 25, 2016 1:25:26 GMT
There are so many funny dialogues in Dragon Age games, but this two, I believe, are my favourite:
Velanna: My fireballs are bigger than yours. Anders: It's not the size that counts, Velanna. Velanna: Did they tell you that in your Circle? They were trying not to hurt your feelings. Anders: The Circle lied to me? Andraste's sword, my world is falling apart! I have been unmanned!
Oghren: (Grumbles) Women are drawn to you when you play with that cat. Anders: Like moths to a flame. Women like it when men show affection for small, fuzzy, defenseless beings. Like you. Oghren: Stupid... mage. Every time I pull something out of my robes, the women just flee.
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Post by phoray on Sept 25, 2016 3:14:13 GMT
Oh my goodness. What does Iron Bull even say back to Cole's comment? That is some hidden tragedy right friggen there. It's not banter. Cole actually says that when you talk to him in the tavern. It's one of the random lines he says if you sacrifice teh Chargers. Here's the banter: Cole: Blood, crash of metal, but silent underneath - the horn didn't blow! That one-eyed bastard, I knew he'd betray us! Iron Bull: Oh good, you're doing your thing again. Cole: They died fighting. In your mind, they hated you, but you're doing it wrong! That isn't what Krem thought! Iron Bull: Well, then... what did he think? Cole: "Horns pointing up." Iron Bull: Oh... yeah. Cole: No, that didn't help - I tugged on the tangle and tore it-- Iron Bull: It's all right. I'm good. Other COle/Iron Bull banter: Iron Bull: So Cole, you're polite, you're good in a fight, and your heart's in the right place. Cole: It is? Good. Iron Bull: I've got a plan. I think this could get you sorted out, get both feet on the ground. Cole: I have to lift my feet, or the rocks make noise when I walk. Iron Bull: Yes.... When we get back, you're going to spend an evening with a nice lady named Candy. Cole: Can I lift my feet? Iron Bull: She's gonna lift a lot more than that. Followed by... Iron Bull: So how was Candy? You two have a good time? Cole: Yes. She danced. Then I untangled the hurt that made her angry at her mother. Cole: I helped her write a letter to send back home. She said I could call her Marguerite, the name didn't hurt anymore. Iron Bull: Well, that was five royals well-spent Stuff like this makes me glad I never sacrifice the Chargers. My first PT I was just confused the Qun was offering and expected nothing of it. And can't shake that that isn't the response every Quiz should have. The whole thing is super suspect.
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Post by Iakus on Sept 25, 2016 3:26:10 GMT
A long chain of banter from Awakening:
Velanna: Why do your people revere the Stone so much? Oghren: It's because we come from the Stone. When we come out of our mothers, we're small, round rocks. Pink-streaked rocks are girls, and gray ones are boys. The rocks must be dipped in lava for a few moments each day to keep warm. Every year, a few unlucky parents drop the rock into the lava and can't get it out. Very sad. But do it right, and in a few weeks, the rock cracks open, revealing a bouncing dwarven baby. Velanna: Like... an egg? That can't be right. Oghren: Are you questioning dwarven nature and tradition? I'm insulted. :disgusted noise:
Velanna: Sigrun, is it true that dwarves are born as rocks? Sigrun: "Born as rocks?" Velanna: I knew it! That slimy, foul-breathed toadstool! "Pink rocks are girls, gray ones are boys." Ugh, and I almost believed him! Sigrun: Who? Oghren? You believed Oghren?
Oghren: :Groan: Don't say anything. Every noise feels like a rusty nail shoved in my forehead. Velanna: Had a bit too much fun last night? I can help. I had clanmates as bad as you. They used this root as a remedy, powdered and mixed with water. Here. Oghren: Thanks.
Oghren: What's wrong with you, woman? What was that thing you gave me? Velanna: Just a little something to caution you against telling me more tales about baby rocks. Oghren: I just told you a harmless lie, but you... you... When does the swelling go down? It's throbbing! Velanna: :Laughs:
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Post by phoray on Sept 26, 2016 0:39:21 GMT
Thomas, at Recliffe: Monsters are coming out every night, and we are fighting until dawn every night. Fighting and dying.
Zevran: Well, isn't that just typical
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Post by phoray on Sept 26, 2016 14:44:34 GMT
Murdock, in Redcliffe Village: I didn't know women were in the Grey Wardens.
Warden: I'm a mage too, if that means anything.
Murdock: great, we're already nervous enough as it is, but now we have magic too. Not that I'm an ingrate, we'll accept your help.
Zevran: that's good, because ingrates tend to have naturally short lives.
Hahahahaha...just the way he delivered it. It was both a factoid and an almost threat.
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Post by Beregond5 on Sept 26, 2016 16:55:49 GMT
Alistair: *If Warden kisses Morrigan outside the camp* Excuse me while I begin projectile vomiting.
------- Alistair: *near death* New tactic... bite... ankles... ------
Leliana: Hey look! My bruises form a pretty pattern!
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Zevran: *approaching the windmill in Redcliffe* Hmm... Anyone up for a little bit of naked cliffdiving? No?
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Anders: *romanced, Hawke falls in battle* No! Don't be dead! Please!
(not funny, I know, but it never fails to pull at my heartstrings every time)
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Isabella: I'm too far away! What do you want me to do? Shout at them?
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Fenris: *If Isabela falls* It's quiet...Oh, Isabela.
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Post by floratheelf on Sept 27, 2016 13:33:51 GMT
Warden (In Orzammar, and I don't remember the exact quote)- I want my face on one of those big statues.
Leliana: You aren't all stone, Shale. There is a person inside of you. Shale: If so, it is because I ate it.
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Post by Iakus on Sept 27, 2016 15:03:28 GMT
If Hawke expresses interest in Jethann at the Blooming Rose while Bethany's around:
Bethany: Maker's breath! Can't you do this when I'm not around? Hawke: Fine. I'll do this some other day. Bethany: It's too late. The images are already in my mind and they will never, ever go away
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Post by Catilina on Sept 27, 2016 15:15:32 GMT
If Hawke expresses interest in Jethann at the Blooming Rose while Bethany's around: Bethany: Maker's breath! Can't you do this when I'm not around? Hawke: Fine. I'll do this some other day. Bethany: It's too late. The images are already in my mind and they will never, ever go away Carver's version: Carver: "What? You'r going with him? Now?" Hawke: "And you will wait here." Carver: "This is just wrong!" +5 rivalry But later: Isabela: I saw you at the Blooming Rose the other night. Carver: What? No you didn't. Isabela: I suppose someone else stole your chin to romance Faith? Carver: (Scoffs) That's unlikely. She wasn't even working. Isabela: Mm-hmm. Got you. (The next line changes depending on your third party member) Aveline: Carver! Varric: Oh ho! Nicely done. Merrill: I don't get it. (If one of the previous lines didn't trigger) Hawke: Carver, what would Mother say? Carver: You're just... that's not what I... shit!
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Post by Duke Cameron on Sept 29, 2016 4:16:38 GMT
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Post by phoray on Sept 29, 2016 4:44:45 GMT
Zevran was talking to Sten about elves inthe Qun.
Eventually, Zevran says, "We are back at the start. it's like talking to a water wheel."
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Post by Blaze on Sept 30, 2016 10:25:29 GMT
guard: "you don't look like brothers" zaevran: "how can you say that? are your eyes failing? look at us, we are twins! not identical, but twins nonetheless" oghren: "i'm the pretty one"
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oghren: "this clown pants are riding up something fierce!"
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guard commander: "you can preform in the main hal in one condition, the dwarf keep his pants on."
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guard: "your giant friend doesn't talk much, does he?" oghren: "he's saving it up for the act. he's very seriosu about comedy" sten: "deadly."
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Post by Catilina on Sept 30, 2016 10:28:31 GMT
guard: "you don't look like brothers" zaevran: "how can you say that? are your eyes failing? look at us, we are twins! not identical, but twins nonetheless" oghren: "i'm the pretty one" ~ oghren: "this clown pants are riding up something fierce!" ~ guard commander: "you can preform in the main hal in one condition, the dwarf keep his pants on." ~ guard: "your giant friend doesn't talk much, does he?" oghren: "he's saving it up for the act. he's very seriosu about comedy" sten: "deadly." This is a really good part of the game! I done with much combinations of companions. I do not know really what I liked the most.
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Post by Blaze on Sept 30, 2016 11:29:23 GMT
guard: "you don't look like brothers" zaevran: "how can you say that? are your eyes failing? look at us, we are twins! not identical, but twins nonetheless" oghren: "i'm the pretty one" ~ oghren: "this clown pants are riding up something fierce!" ~ guard commander: "you can preform in the main hal in one condition, the dwarf keep his pants on." ~ guard: "your giant friend doesn't talk much, does he?" oghren: "he's saving it up for the act. he's very seriosu about comedy" sten: "deadly." This is a really good part of the game! I done with much combinations of companions. I do not know really what I liked the most. yup, it's just so good and take a long while to finish it you have to do several. also the warden and alistair breaking out is funny as well
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Post by Iakus on Sept 30, 2016 18:30:48 GMT
Sten and the mabari attempting a rescue at Fort Drakon:
Guard: What's your business in Fort Drakon? Sten: I'm a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former. Guard: I wasn't told we were getting a Mabari. Sten: "...Must I point out the obvious? I'm a large, impatient man with a war dog . Either let us in, or get someone who will.
*waiting on the captain*
Sten: This is pointless. We should go in fighting... Dog: *whine* Sten: ...And now I am talking to an animal. I've been in this country too long. Dog* *Happy bark*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 20:18:49 GMT
When the Arishok in DA2 says "I do not hope you die" to Hawke. DA2 had the funniest dialogue of all the games, so good.
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Post by Beregond5 on Oct 2, 2016 9:05:49 GMT
Here's something unexpected. Someone (or a group?) animated some of the DAO banters.
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Post by riverdaleswhiteflash on Oct 2, 2016 9:38:02 GMT
I think my favorite bit is the sarcastic comeback when Caladrius rejects your offer to let him leave in exchange for leaving all the slaves he hasn't yet shipped behind.
Caladrius: "Have you anything else to suggest?" Warden: "I suggest you keep your screaming to a minimum." Caladrius: "Ugh. A comedian. Men... shall we?"
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Post by Blaze on Oct 5, 2016 23:48:01 GMT
the warden: "you stole cookies from a child?" sten: "for his own good"
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oghren: "er. hm. oh! good news, lady: you're single!"
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the inquisitor: "all this happend because of fanatics and arguments about the next world. it's time we start bellieving in this one"
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Post by phoray on Oct 6, 2016 2:01:37 GMT
oghren: "er. hm. oh! good news, lady: you're single!" omg! And I thought Zev's line was bad!
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Post by Blaze on Oct 6, 2016 5:23:54 GMT
oghren: "er. hm. oh! good news, lady: you're single!" omg! And I thought Zev's line was bad! not even zevran can outcreep oghren
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Post by riverdaleswhiteflash on Oct 6, 2016 8:46:52 GMT
omg! And I thought Zev's line was bad! not even zevran can outcreep oghren How do you know? It may well be that Zevran simply doesn't want to outcreep Oghren. Because really, why would anyone want to outcreep Oghren?
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Post by Blaze on Oct 6, 2016 9:59:42 GMT
not even zevran can outcreep oghren How do you know? It may well be that Zevran simply doesn't want to outcreep Oghren. Because really, why would anyone want to outcreep Oghren? don't want to outcreep him? zevran is dirty and tactless. and besides, oghren is clearly a master, it's not a matter of want it's a matter of can. and oghren is among the best in that area
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Post by fenris on Oct 6, 2016 12:08:07 GMT
Dragon Age: Inquisition (If in romance with Bull) Cullen: I'm sorry to interrupt, Inquisitor, but our fortif... Oh, sweet Maker! Bull: Cullen, how's it going? Josephine: Is the Inquisitor awake? I thought perhaps we (sputters) Inquisitor: This is actually... um... (stammers) Cullen: I'm so sorry... Jospehine: I cannot move my legs. Cassandra: Is something the matt-Aah! Iron Bull: Oh for fuck's sake! Cassandra: (to Cullen) Do you see this?! Cullen: No. >.> This is the funniest thing in the whole series. The rest is funny too, as was quoted above ("he's the one who's been taking it"! HA!). In general, Iron Bull is hilarious. I love it when he hits on Cassandra in banter. It's so funny
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Post by Catilina on Oct 6, 2016 12:36:03 GMT
[...] (If in romance with Bull) Cullen: I'm sorry to interrupt, Inquisitor, but our fortif... Oh, sweet Maker! Bull: Cullen, how's it going? Josephine: Is the Inquisitor awake? I thought perhaps we (sputters) Inquisitor: This is actually... um... (stammers) Cullen: I'm so sorry... Jospehine: I cannot move my legs. Cassandra: Is something the matt-Aah! Iron Bull: Oh for fuck's sake! Cassandra: (to Cullen) Do you see this?! Cullen: No. >.> "You okay, boss?" (Better than them)"I believe we may have blinded poor Cullen..."
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