vella
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A Crazy Treehugger
My weapons of choice? Humor, sarcasm and ironing.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: Noitakka
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My weapons of choice? Humor, sarcasm and ironing.
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Post by vella on Jun 7, 2019 8:18:25 GMT
Kneel before me, Ajnat the One With No Emotions, Hoarder of Crackers with Salad and Notebooks and Brochures.
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All the things.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
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Post by seven on Jun 7, 2019 11:14:32 GMT
Whats your dragon name? I am "Ttam the Mildly Amused, Hoarder of Breakfast Shakes and Old Office Desk Phones" Kneel before me peasants, as I am Ybrik the Slightly Nauseated, Hoarder of Blackcurrant Lifesavers and Fluffy Blankets |
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Post by teatabitha on Jun 7, 2019 14:11:08 GMT
This is fun  . I am Enaira the stressed, hoarder of watermelon and small chocolates with crunchy caramel. |
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Post by Mistleowl and Wine on Jun 11, 2019 9:48:00 GMT
No need to kneel, it's just me, Arev the Hopeless, Hoarder of Strawberries and Boxes of Tissues.
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Jun 11, 2019 12:37:52 GMT
Noira the Sunstruck, hoarder of pineapple juices and books  teatabithaHeh, your name is similar to mine! |
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jun 11, 2019 12:42:58 GMT
This...this is mildly amusing!
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Post by The Riddler !!! on Jun 11, 2019 20:21:31 GMT
Tremble before me: Sarif the sick(!), hoarder of cheese curds and aviators.
Sore throat lol, but this first part actually has a ring to it.
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Post by Cadian Guardsman on Jun 12, 2019 19:19:35 GMT
I'm Looptab, hoarder of tits, rumps and wine.
Hear me roar!
*DRUNKEN BURP!*
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Post by Swoopingisbad on Jun 13, 2019 10:54:42 GMT
I'll give it a try I am Aixela the Confused, Hoarder of Goat cheese and Antihistamines! |
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Jun 20, 2019 8:19:49 GMT
What are your 3 most frequent earworms?mine be like: and a shoot the boar or something sang by Jacob Zuma you should search for yourself!  
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jun 20, 2019 11:26:59 GMT
What are your 3 most frequent earworms? Weirdly all my earworms are from series or movies. 
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Jun 23, 2019 14:49:37 GMT
There's this woman at work who keeps bugging me to wear smaller shirts.
I wear 3xL (or 3xlT if I can find it) to my arms and shoulders space.
What do you think?
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jun 23, 2019 19:41:44 GMT
There's this woman at work who keeps bugging me to wear smaller shirts. I wear 3xL (or 3xlT if I can find it) to my arms and shoulders space. What do you think? XL? 
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Post by Lavochkin on Jun 23, 2019 20:35:58 GMT
I wear medium size shirts....
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Post by slimgrin727 on Jun 23, 2019 21:56:13 GMT
Why is humor important to women?
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jun 23, 2019 22:03:40 GMT
Why is humor important to women? I think humor is a relaxing & fun way to get an idea about someones character traits (creativity, aggressiveness, general thought patterns etc.) without interrogating or questioning them like a psychiatrist. It also lightens the mood at the same time as people like laughing and joking around, so win/win. Doing hard interrogation and asking specific question to gauge someones character during a date would probably work better but it would be...... eh, it would be kinda weird and ruin the mood. Also dumb and super depressed people are largely incapable of humor, so thats a quick test to detect those as well. All that being said, I think most women are overdoing it a little with the humor requirements nowadays, sometimes methinks they're looking for comedians. It should be more balanced with other desirable qualities. But thats just my theory anyway, could be overthinking it, maybe women just like to laugh more than men and thats all there is to it.
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Post by Lavochkin on Jun 23, 2019 22:27:03 GMT
Like Beet said, gals want things to be fun, and not to simply be "matter of fact". It's not just about humor either, but being passionate and creative with how you say things helps as well.
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Post by mattig89ch on Jun 23, 2019 23:21:50 GMT
Why is humor important to women? not just to women mate. 
We men prefer to be able to laugh with/at our friends too.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jun 23, 2019 23:32:11 GMT
I have a lot of humor, sadly mine consists largely of sarcasm and morbid/black humor. Especially the latter is something relatively few people like or understand, most people I meet are fans of the lighthearted and situational kind humor which I don't find so funny. I often crack jokes and I'm the only one laughing while people are puzzled and or feeling visibly uncomfortable.
But I laugh nonetheless.
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Jun 23, 2019 23:33:56 GMT
There's this woman at work who keeps bugging me to wear smaller shirts. I wear 3xL (or 3xlT if I can find it) to my arms and shoulders space. What do you think? XL? I'm 260 pounds, dude. I'm not skinny, but I am (technically) not overweight, if the nutritionist can be trusted. I've been trying to drop some extra, and it's been.. a total standstill. If I wear 2x button ups, 1.) The shirt pops out at the beltline 2.) I rip the seams on the back when I move my arms around. I shit you not. I destroyed 3 or so shirts like this. Also, I do not like how tight 2xls are on me. I wear 2xl for undershirts and that is it. 3xl gives me extra space.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jun 23, 2019 23:48:54 GMT
I'm 260 pounds, dude. I'm not skinny, but I am (technically) not overweight, if the nutritionist can be trusted. I've been trying to drop some extra, and it's been.. a total standstill. If I wear 2x button ups, 1.) The shirt pops out at the beltline 2.) I rip the seams on the back when I move my arms around. I shit you not. I destroyed 3 or so shirts like this. Also, I do not like how tight 2xls are on me. I wear 2xl for undershirts and that is it. 3xl gives me extra space. I'm a professional weight lifter weighing 245lbs at 6'1 and my casual wear is all 1XL size. And even 1XL often has so much extra space around my waist it looks awkward. Kinda bell-shaped shirts. I can't quite picture your physique with the data you've provided, are you extremely tall or something? 3XL for just 260 lbs? I imagine if you are very tall but kinda skinny you have to get 3XL for the frame size but yet you cant fill it and it is loose as fuck, explaining the comments of your co-worker.
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Jun 24, 2019 0:16:14 GMT
I'm 260 pounds, dude. I'm not skinny, but I am (technically) not overweight, if the nutritionist can be trusted. I've been trying to drop some extra, and it's been.. a total standstill. If I wear 2x button ups, 1.) The shirt pops out at the beltline 2.) I rip the seams on the back when I move my arms around. I shit you not. I destroyed 3 or so shirts like this. Also, I do not like how tight 2xls are on me. I wear 2xl for undershirts and that is it. 3xl gives me extra space. I'm a professional weight lifter weighing 245lbs at 6'1 and my casual wear is all 1XL size. And even 1XL often has so much extra space around my waist it looks awkward. Kinda bell-shaped shirts. I can't quite picture your physique with the data you've provided, are you extremely tall or something? 3XL for just 260 lbs? I imagine if you are very tall but kinda skinny you have to get 3XL for the frame size but yet you cant fill it and it is loose as fuck, explaining the comments of your co-worker. I am about 6'1 and not skinny. I'm told I have a bit of a barrel chest.
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Jun 24, 2019 1:33:45 GMT
Why is humor important to women? Because they are ruthlessly obsessed with finding excuses to be scared or miserable and humor distracts them from that.
Because humor is a pressure relief valve to many things.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Jun 24, 2019 9:44:03 GMT
I'm a professional weight lifter weighing 245lbs at 6'1 and my casual wear is all 1XL size. And even 1XL often has so much extra space around my waist it looks awkward. Kinda bell-shaped shirts. I can't quite picture your physique with the data you've provided, are you extremely tall or something? 3XL for just 260 lbs? I imagine if you are very tall but kinda skinny you have to get 3XL for the frame size but yet you cant fill it and it is loose as fuck, explaining the comments of your co-worker. I am about 6'1 and not skinny. I'm told I have a bit of a barrel chest. With 260lbs at 6'1'' you are, according to the BMI calculator, obese, explaining your need for 3XL shirts. Healthy weight of a fit male at this height is around 190 lbs wearing L to XL clothes. BMI is 34. Suggestion: if you are unhappy try to reach a calorie deficit and drop weight. And punch the nutritionist in the face. If you are happy: change nothing.
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Jun 25, 2019 0:53:23 GMT
I am about 6'1 and not skinny. I'm told I have a bit of a barrel chest. With 260lbs at 6'1'' you are, according to the BMI calculator, obese, explaining your need for 3XL shirts. Healthy weight of a fit male at this height is around 190 lbs wearing L to XL clothes. BMI is 34. Suggestion: if you are unhappy try to reach a calorie deficit and drop weight. And punch the nutritionist in the face. If you are happy: change nothing. I've been working out consistently for over a year and tried a few changes in diet. According to the nutritionist, my fat losses are being offset by muscle mass and bone density gains. Also, there is NO WAY on God's green earth that I would EVER weigh 190 lbs. Ever. Maybe after 2 years of chemotherapy, or something similarly traumatic. I'd be shocked if I could SUSTAINABLY get down to 235. BMI calculators are b.s. I am not the typical male, typical male is about 18" shoulder joint to shoulder joint, I'm something like 20"-21". When I got my body fat taken, I was 19%, not good, not terrible. Also, not technically obese. On the heavy side, but not technically obese. Resting heart rate is high 50s/low 60s; I'm not in great shape, but I'm not hopelessly out of shape. Also, the nutritionist is a woman, so that may be frowned upon. I've been trying to go for 245, but it's been slow going. I recently increased my schedule from 3x / week to about 5x/ week. I do not look like this:
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. I am Enaira the stressed, hoarder of watermelon and small chocolates with crunchy caramel.
