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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 4, 2019 12:56:56 GMT
The Tevinter Emperor wears mouse ears. Disneyland is actually, like, the PERFECT real-life comparison to Tevinter, right down to the many, many covered-up deaths. I've used up all my current DA jokes in other threads, goddammit. Um... The sex scenes are just home-video footage of Weekes slapping his own face with two hotdogs?
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 9, 2019 4:38:44 GMT
If you say "Morrigan is fugly now" three times, she'll crawl out of the screen Ring-style, and reward you with sex for being a big strong man who states objective facts.
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Post by Blaze on Mar 13, 2019 13:54:05 GMT
If you say "Morrigan is fugly now" three times, she'll crawl out of the screen Ring-style, and reward you with sex for being a big strong man who states objective facts. but... she still looks good. The sex scenes are just home-video footage of Weekes slapping his own face with two hotdogs? that's not bad, you should post it for him in twitter =P
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 13, 2019 13:56:51 GMT
If you say "Morrigan is fugly now" three times, she'll crawl out of the screen Ring-style, and reward you with sex for being a big strong man who states objective facts. but... she still looks good. Then stay in the friendzone, you beta!
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Post by Blaze on Mar 13, 2019 13:58:11 GMT
but... she still looks good. Then stay in the friendzone, you beta! *shrugs* i have leliana, why do i need anyone else?
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 13, 2019 14:00:51 GMT
The sex scenes are just home-video footage of Weekes slapping his own face with two hotdogs? that's not bad, you should post it for him in twitter =P I mean, I haaaaaaave a Twitter, but my dumb jokes on there never get any notice as it is, and I don't want to beg for attention from a more well-known person unless I'm 100% sure that I'm going to get it.
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Post by Blaze on Mar 13, 2019 14:20:22 GMT
that's not bad, you should post it for him in twitter =P I mean, I haaaaaaave a Twitter, but my dumb jokes on there never get any notice as it is, and I don't want to beg for attention from a more well-known person unless I'm 100% sure that I'm going to get it. well you can always ask Hrungr to post it for you =P
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 13, 2019 16:21:41 GMT
I mean, I haaaaaaave a Twitter, but my dumb jokes on there never get any notice as it is, and I don't want to beg for attention from a more well-known person unless I'm 100% sure that I'm going to get it. well you can always ask Hrungr to post it for you =P He'll be the Christian to my Cyrano. By which I mean Patrick will fall in love with us both, and spend the rest of his life mourning our deaths in a convent.
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Post by Iddy on Mar 13, 2019 17:32:20 GMT
I've heard that Solas will be in DA4. Just a rumor, tho.
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Post by colfoley on Mar 16, 2019 8:05:04 GMT
-You start the game as a brand new player character in DA 4, complete with character creator and well known voice talent. But as soon as you complete the character and load up the intro an arrow comes out of nowhere, striking you down, the camera pans to reveal the Inquisitor and Sera, the Inquisitor then proceeds to take your character's arm and graft it where their previous one was so you can play the entire game as the Inquisitor from then on.
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Post by Sartoz on Mar 16, 2019 18:19:37 GMT
Jason Schreier believes that DA4 will be a "live Service" game and MP of course.
Given Anthem's woes, I seriously believe everyone should re-think pre-ordering DA4.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2019 7:34:58 GMT
DA4 will have 12 party members you can choose from, but they will all be voiced by the same two actors doing increasingly terrible accents.
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Post by Blaze on Mar 17, 2019 7:38:56 GMT
I've heard that Solas will be in DA4. Just a rumor, tho. pft, where did you come up with this nonsense?
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Post by Sartoz on Mar 17, 2019 10:41:15 GMT
DA4 will be unrecognizable as part of my beloved franchise.
DAIMP stole 15 minutes from me before I dumped it. Never went back.
Plus, DA4's combat will change again to satisfy MP. And, since Anthem's proves you can't do a traditional RPG or aRPG for that matter, the only common factor everyone loves is the name Dragon Age. Remember that EA won't release / green light a game unless the design has a continuous revenue stream at the tail end of the game = MP GaaS + mtxs.
Great story? Great chars? Ha... Loading Screens? u betch'a ...
Anyway, I'm forecasting a five year interval before DA4 arrives.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 17, 2019 21:17:48 GMT
Dragon Age 4 will include a boat, which the protagonist can sail down the Continuous Revenue Stream.
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Post by colfoley on Mar 17, 2019 21:28:50 GMT
DA4 will have 12 party members you can choose from, but they will all be voiced by the same two actors doing increasingly terrible accents. David Hyde Pierce does all the male roles.
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Post by mfr001 on Mar 17, 2019 22:13:25 GMT
-You start the game as a brand new player character in DA 4, complete with character creator and well known voice talent. But as soon as you complete the character and load up the intro an arrow comes out of nowhere, striking you down, the camera pans to reveal the Inquisitor and Sera, the Inquisitor then proceeds to take your character's arm and graft it where their previous one was so you can play the entire game as the Inquisitor from then on. Well, I've got to hand it to you, that is a neat twist of the wrist. (Sorry, but I just had to do that!)
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 18, 2019 10:57:55 GMT
-You start the game as a brand new player character in DA 4, complete with character creator and well known voice talent. But as soon as you complete the character and load up the intro an arrow comes out of nowhere, striking you down, the camera pans to reveal the Inquisitor and Sera, the Inquisitor then proceeds to take your character's arm and graft it where their previous one was so you can play the entire game as the Inquisitor from then on. Well, I've got to hand it to you, that is a neat twist of the wrist. (Sorry, but I just had to do that!) INQUISITOR picks up a severed elf handSERA: Urgh, why'd you pick up that manky old thing? We already got you a big, strong Qunari hand! INQUISITOR takes dagger in Qunari hand, stares right in Sera's eyes as he lops off his remaining human hand.SERA: Inquisitor, what the fu- INQUISITOR: Go find me some fucking legs.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Mar 18, 2019 11:17:26 GMT
Oh, btw, the Continuous Revenue Stream flows into the Microtrans Ocean.
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Post by legbamel on Apr 5, 2019 17:06:06 GMT
Minrathous will be renamed Microtransous. We will have seventeen streets filled with shops that take wagonloads of in-game gold or RW currency tokens, called cheese wheels, that only come in increments of 1000. Items will all be 712 cheese wheels.
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Post by Sifr on Apr 9, 2019 12:23:00 GMT
Solas' head and nose can be seen peering over walls in the background, reenacting the "Kilroy was here" meme.
A secret area can be unlocked after following a series of clues, where you can find a mural of Solas depicting him surrounded by animals and flowers... making him quite fittingly, an "Easter Egg".
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Post by Blaze on Apr 10, 2019 9:03:03 GMT
DA4 will have 12 party members you can choose from, but they will all be voiced by the same two actors doing increasingly terrible accents. David Hyde Pierce does all the male roles. i'm actually fine with that...
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Post by Sifr on Apr 10, 2019 12:22:17 GMT
David Hyde Pierce does all the male roles. Jane Leeves does all the female roles.
And Kelsey Grammer is the voice of Elgar'nan.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Apr 10, 2019 12:29:28 GMT
the camera pans to reveal the Inquisitor and Sera Pass
Anyway, I'm forecasting a five year interval before DA4 arrives. I expect 2021, February-March 2022 at the latest, if EA's fiscal year allows it. If it takes Bioware a whole five years to release a single game, nobody's going to be interested in them anymore. Bioware will no longer be relevant. To put this another way, it will be 10 years since the previous Dragon Age. That large a span of time, in order to address a plotpoint from Inquisition, that happened in a DLC that came out way too late and hardly anyone played, will not interest anyone. Dragon Age needs a reboot, to be honest, or a remake, to remain relevant.
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Post by Blaze on Apr 10, 2019 14:24:50 GMT
the camera pans to reveal the Inquisitor and Sera Pass
Anyway, I'm forecasting a five year interval before DA4 arrives. I expect 2021, February-March 2022 at the latest, if EA's fiscal year allows it. If it takes Bioware a whole five years to release a single game, nobody's going to be interested in them anymore. Bioware will no longer be relevant. To put this another way, it will be 10 years since the previous Dragon Age. That large a span of time, in order to address a plotpoint from Inquisition, that happened in a DLC that came out way too late and hardly anyone played, will not interest anyone. Dragon Age needs a reboot, to be honest, or a remake, to remain relevant. i don't think you got the purpose of this thread xD
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