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pessimistpanda
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by pessimistpanda on Dec 17, 2018 2:38:47 GMT
During sex scenes, your controller will vibrate, even if you turned off vibrate.
If you use a mouse and keyboard, the keyboard will vibrate.
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pessimistpanda
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by pessimistpanda on Dec 17, 2018 4:02:32 GMT
Combat is returning to a turn-based system.
Meaning you have to let your little brother have a turn.
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mousestalker
Inactive Moderator
ღ The Untitled
Just here for the cosplay
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Post by mousestalker on Dec 17, 2018 11:30:05 GMT
Combat and romance will both be consent based. Before you can fight or smooch you have to obtain a written consent form from the npc. Every single time. From all of them.
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Praise the Justicat!
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Post by Pounce de León on Dec 17, 2018 11:33:15 GMT
I hate it already, thx.
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Kamisama
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
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Prime Likes: Who Cares
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Kamisama
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August 2016
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
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No Clue
Who Cares
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Post by helios969 on Dec 17, 2018 11:36:19 GMT
Sten will show up. Leliana giggles and whispers: softy.
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Champion of Kirkwall
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Sifr
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August 2016
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Post by Sifr on Dec 17, 2018 12:17:51 GMT
Lake Calenhad will give birth to a litter of bunny shaped ponds.
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Post by themikefest on Dec 17, 2018 12:34:07 GMT
To save money, the main character will be the only one that will have a voice while all the other characters will get dialogue boxes for what they're saying. During the game there will be wanted posters of Solas. At times the main character will see elves that look like Solas executed. At the end, Solas will be given 3 choices. Become a warden, join the templar order or become tranquil.
The player will learn that Solas is just a puppet controlled by a being much more powerful.
There will be a scene showing the main character traveling on a ship. In the background, the player can hear Isabella barking out orders to her crew.
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Agent 46
Clearance Level Ultra
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Clearance Level Ultra
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August 2016
gileadan
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
ALoneGretchin
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Post by Gileadan on Dec 17, 2018 12:48:57 GMT
In an attempt to make a "best of all worlds" version of Dragon Age combat, it will be turn based on a 5x5 grid map. That way larger enemy groups are forced to attack in waves, while the questionable companion AI (you won't have direct control) has a quick and easy route for ranged characters to rush into melee.
"Cosmetics only" lootboxes will actually refer to naked character models for romances scenes.
The character creator will randomly use a different lighting every time, but none of them will be normal daylight.
The preorder bonus weapon for mages will be named "Rod of the Shepherd". It will look a lot like an M7-Lancer.
Varric will finally get out of his abusive relationship with Bianca. She will return as a romanceable character and be celebrated as the first dwarf romance.
The Inquisitor will return to bring some MEA style humour to the series, but players will eventually tire of the constant repetition of the signature line "can someone give me a hand over here?".
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Post by Sifr on Dec 17, 2018 12:54:02 GMT
There will be a PG version of the game released, where all sex scenes will be interrupted by Sebastian running in, yelling "MAKER NO!" and then jumping out the nearest window, already on his way to stop the next person about to get lucky.
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mousestalker
Inactive Moderator
ღ The Untitled
Just here for the cosplay
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
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Just here for the cosplay
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Post by mousestalker on Dec 17, 2018 14:33:27 GMT
Bioware will be replacing the friendship rivalry system as well as the good/bad, paragon/renegade scales with an angst/perky marker. The perkier your character gets, the brighter a tiny sun above his or her head grows. The angstier your character gets, the darker a little cloud over his or her head becomes. If you reach peak angst, the cloud will rain.
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ღ I am a golem. Obviously.
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Dreadnaw Rising
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August 2016
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Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition
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Post by phoray on Dec 17, 2018 15:19:20 GMT
Combat and romance will both be consent based. Before you can fight or smooch you have to obtain a written consent form from the npc. Every single time. From all of them. Consent Forms are actually pretty useless, or medical suits wouldn't be a thing. It's easily argued that you can never give educated consent in medical procedures when you are not yourself a medical doctor.
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Dreadnaw Rising
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Post by phoray on Dec 17, 2018 15:20:53 GMT
Varric will finally get out of his abusive relationship with Bianca. She will return as a romanceable character and be celebrated as the first dwarf romance. did you forget the part where she was already married?
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Mar 28, 2024 18:54:15 GMT
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biggydx
Finished Dissertation long ago lol. Now happily employed :D
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Apr 17, 2017 16:08:05 GMT
April 2017
biggydx
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by biggydx on Dec 17, 2018 15:42:33 GMT
Varric will shave off his chest hair
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mousestalker
Inactive Moderator
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ღ The Untitled
72
0
1
Jan 31, 2024 11:38:50 GMT
30,348
mousestalker
Just here for the cosplay
12,116
August 2016
mousestalker
Mousestalker
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Post by mousestalker on Dec 17, 2018 15:50:14 GMT
Varric will shave off his chest hair
The horror!
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 891 Likes: 1,080
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anarchy65
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Jun 25, 2017 23:54:40 GMT
June 2017
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Post by anarchy65 on Dec 17, 2018 15:58:13 GMT
The Inquisitor arrives in Minrathous to ask for help Archon: Ah yes, "Solas", your allegedly former companion, who presumably is an elven god trying to destroy the Veil. We have dismissed that claim.
The Inquisitor then tries to get the support of the merchants of Minrathous by walking on the store of each one and saying "I'm the Inquisitor and this is my favorite store on Minrathous", but the merchants will learn about that and rebel. Minrathous burns.
In the middle of the confusion, we find Zevran, Iron Bull, Isabela, Anders, Fenris, Dorian, Hawke and Sera having group sex on a stable. Inquisitor: I have to go.
Solas appears and assumes direct control of the Archon. On the final boss fight, Solas will disappear because he had to make some calibrations. The end.
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Praise the Justicat!
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August 2016
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Post by Pounce de León on Dec 17, 2018 18:13:35 GMT
There story will still find no closure and instead end on a cliffhanger to check back later for DLC or even better - the next game.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 18:25:59 GMT
After all the battles, romances and cutscenes the final scene will be of Dorthy from The Wizard Of Oz, waking up and telling her Auntie Em that she just had the weirdest dream...
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Post by themikefest on Dec 17, 2018 18:36:48 GMT
Bioware will bring back AWR to have another chess scene like she had as Samantha in ME3 and as Inquisitor in DAI
After the credits, someone will say one more story
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ღ I am a golem. Obviously.
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Dreadnaw Rising
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phoray
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Post by phoray on Dec 17, 2018 18:38:23 GMT
Rather than fixing the collision system to avoid "dog piling" it will be embraced. It will now be considered a combo, and if performed correctly, a "pile of puppies" cinematic with cute barking will play on the screen.
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Mar 28, 2024 12:21:48 GMT
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OhDaniGirl
Incoming...
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August 2016
ohdanigirl
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
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Post by OhDaniGirl on Dec 17, 2018 18:39:26 GMT
SALOS. IS. REAL.
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ღ The Untitled
72
0
1
Jan 31, 2024 11:38:50 GMT
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mousestalker
Just here for the cosplay
12,116
August 2016
mousestalker
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
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Post by mousestalker on Dec 17, 2018 18:49:58 GMT
You will have your choice of Salos dressing: Italian, Ranch or Russian. He will not wear bacon or croutons.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 18:50:19 GMT
Halfway through the game, after a grueling battle and five cups of coffee, the protagonist will look around at his party members and declare "I'm getting too old for this shit!" and the rest of the game will have the party members approaching his/her tent, serenading him/her with delightful renditions of "Do You Want To Build A Snowman" while they pelt each other with snowballs and the protagonist lies in his/her cot grumbling with his/her pillow over his/her head. The finale will have the protagonists dancing around the campfire singing "Let It Go", while darkspawn burns Thedas to the ground.
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mousestalker
Just here for the cosplay
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
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Post by mousestalker on Dec 17, 2018 18:54:53 GMT
Halfway through the game, after a grueling battle and five cups of coffee, the protagonist will look around at his party members and declare "I'm getting too old for this shit!" and the rest of the game will have the party members approaching his/her tent, serenading him/her with delightful renditions of "Do You Want To Build A Snowman" while they pelt each other with snowballs and the protagonist lies in his/her cot grumbling with his/her pillow over his/her head. The finale will have the protagonists dancing around the campfire singing "Let It Go", while darkspawn burns Thedas to the ground.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 19:01:23 GMT
Halfway through the game, after a grueling battle and five cups of coffee, the protagonist will look around at his party members and declare "I'm getting too old for this shit!" and the rest of the game will have the party members approaching his/her tent, serenading him/her with delightful renditions of "Do You Want To Build A Snowman" while they pelt each other with snowballs and the protagonist lies in his/her cot grumbling with his/her pillow over his/her head. The finale will have the protagonists dancing around the campfire singing "Let It Go", while darkspawn burns Thedas to the ground.
YES!!! THAT'S IT!! I knew it was something like that!! I also forgot to mention the 40 hours of dialogue where the protagonist's response is always "that's what she said."
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Post by themikefest on Dec 17, 2018 19:36:05 GMT
You will have your choice of Salos dressing: Italian, Ranch or Russian. He will not wear bacon or croutons. I will make sure the elf pours the dressing over the romaine lettuce he has on his plate. hahahahaha.
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