Xesthan
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What a horrible night to have a curse.
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Post by Xesthan on Mar 30, 2017 0:51:32 GMT
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You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
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Post by Draining Dragon on Mar 30, 2017 1:46:42 GMT
I... what?
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Xesthan
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What a horrible night to have a curse.
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Post by Xesthan on Mar 30, 2017 2:06:29 GMT
I... what? If it weren't for the plot generator, I would never have had the slightest clue that you were a panda.
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Post by Doctor Fumbles on Mar 30, 2017 3:30:47 GMT
I have no idea what I just created. Fluffy fingers and solid arms
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 3:33:32 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 6:09:25 GMT
The Heavy MalletShort story by Vella the Mad Scientist Featuring @meetyournanny and Ninja Nymph. A love story of the decade! Includes bacon Enjoy!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 6:34:25 GMT
The Heavy MalletShort story by Vella the Mad Scientist Featuring @meetyournanny and Ninja Nymph. A love story of the decade! Includes bacon Enjoy! Awww...The true love of bacon.
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Xesthan
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What a horrible night to have a curse.
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Post by Xesthan on Mar 30, 2017 6:38:45 GMT
We've had some good ones so far. Keep them up!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 8:22:32 GMT
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: The ending was a bit sad though. General the Vampire Slayerby Vella the Mad Scientist featuring Unicorns and a mystery woman!
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Mar 30, 2017 8:53:12 GMT
AIs and VIs should die. We can't let them take our authors jobs. They have already taken too many jobs from the humankind.
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Mar 30, 2017 9:44:52 GMT
Small excerpt: The drizzle rained like rampaging hamsters, making Ambush surprised. Ambush grabbed a solid sausage that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Ambush stepped outside and Dick came closer, he could see the decomposing glint in his eye.DAFUQ am I reading here? :dumb:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 11:02:59 GMT
Omg Gen you made me chuckle again Thank you for being you
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 12:26:14 GMT
Omg Gen you made me chuckle again Thank you for being you I knew my death would put a smile on your face
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 15:47:01 GMT
BSN shoutbawx presents Eat of a Nymph, a paranormal romance, starring MeetYourNanny! Enjoy!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 16:52:15 GMT
Small excerpt: The drizzle rained like rampaging hamsters, making Ambush surprised. Ambush grabbed a solid sausage that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Ambush stepped outside and Dick came closer, he could see the decomposing glint in his eye.DAFUQ am I reading here? :dumb: I tried that story generator, added a bunch of words that I thought would be amusing and that's what came out... I had the same reaction as you...after laughing my ass off. OMG, that was funny.
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Otter
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The Best Bad Example
Gay gamer girl mer-girl
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Xesthan
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What a horrible night to have a curse.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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What a horrible night to have a curse.
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Post by Xesthan on Mar 30, 2017 20:33:50 GMT
Excellent Dune reference.
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Post by Phantom on Mar 30, 2017 20:45:51 GMT
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Post by Doctor Fumbles on Mar 30, 2017 20:54:53 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 22:18:42 GMT
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: The ending was a bit sad though. General the Vampire Slayerby Vella the Mad Scientist featuring Unicorns and a mystery woman! Well the story did describe you as a deity, so I dont think youll actually be dead... sequels will happen! Also "Lauren is a nervous, skinny girl who enjoys knitting." Yes, that is a good description of me And the reviews are hilarious "General the Vampire Slayer does deliver an important message about not having a Unicorns for a friend." Omg Gen you made me chuckle again Thank you for being you N'awwwwww thanks This thread has basically been making me cry from laughing... I love this kind of humor
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 22:27:33 GMT
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