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Post by qunaripenis on Mar 23, 2019 23:17:40 GMT
Replaying the Jaws of Hakkon, I sort of hope this cute bastard Finn makes a comeback as a male gay romance, could be thirst, could be Alec Newman's soothing and lovely accented voice, but he just sort of stuck with me for some reason
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Post by qunaripenis on Feb 28, 2019 1:23:35 GMT
There are Imperials as well. Well, I know of one, at any rate; I'm not familiar with all the Skyrim LI options. Marcurio is Imperial. Not sure I understand this... If you don't like the idea of engaging in multiple flings, then don't do that? And is that supposed to be connected to the previous sentence of straight people stuff? They... Might be referring to the pc showing interest in the opposite sex without player input, eg like leering at a character when they flirt with you, but the sentence is confusing so I'm not sure. Yep, also sorry for the confusing way that was worded, it's been forever since i peopled.
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Post by qunaripenis on Feb 27, 2019 3:24:48 GMT
In vanilla Skyrim, isn't it ALSO impossible to marry a cat dude or a... Redguard, is it? No cat anything (boo, thank you Inigo mod), no redguard dudes, and unless you were into old ladies, no high elf dudes (cries in lust for Ondolemar) Just busted ass nords and one dark elf. Well at least his accent is sexy. I usually just make followers though so i'm not too sad about it. Either way I'm hoping DA 4 can allow us to avoid engaging in straight people stuff. Hooking it up with fenris with Hawke getting wood while talking to Isabela (i still love her though) was just a smidgen game killing
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Post by qunaripenis on Jan 21, 2019 1:08:32 GMT
Yeah, wanted to work that into my post about Dorian, but forgot to. Just like his story it seemed too sudden and immersion breaking. Like - "wait, Thedas discriminates based on skin colour too?" Her being a mage already put her at a disadvantage, they didn't really need to mix racism in :/ I hope they'll leave that alone. Just like I'm hoping that they keep the gay and bi male LIs away from Tevinter's bs. Make them outsiders, who don't even have to consider all that noise. and if he is from tevinter he better be a boss ass bitch rebel! it would be nice! i'm taking dave's request to my heart and where is my gay gladiator
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Post by qunaripenis on Jan 20, 2019 7:23:41 GMT
I'm just glad Dorian and Gil are all done with. The subject of '' gay guys needing to reproduced '' has been exhausted in Bioware games, the next gay male character has to have something else going for him, outside of '' real world gay issue no. 1245643524 '' ... please ... Oh my god, yes! I only just played Cullen's romance and honestly it reminded me why adored Alistair so much. And, while i love Dorian, damn it i would love to lose myself in a dorky, awkward, flirty, tender, for me only romance that has NOTHING to do with real world gay issues with a knightly bastard like that. Need a break from real world gay issues, it's too much sometimes. Wow, i am caught up. Holy shit it's the Salt Age from MEA all over again and i am SO glad i avoided ACO like the plague. I HATE CHILDREN AND FORCED SEXUAL IDENTITY CHANGES so wow, the refuckening part 2 just missed me. I just really hope this type of fuckery is completely avoided in any future (if it has one no thanks in part to EA) Bioware game
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Post by qunaripenis on Jan 6, 2019 21:01:10 GMT
Having a dose of fun along the way of the journey. Fistfights, gladiatorial tourneys, rounds of Wicked Grace at the taverns, drinking games, a brothel to enjoy alone or with your romantic companion or two: the little things should be enjoyed along the way to defeating the big bad. Combat in the series started off pretty free and great and could be mixed and matched amidst the classes regardless of weapons, i missed that freedom. if weapons are going to be gated to classes again, why not add to the standards? Along with two-handed and weapon & shield, throw in dual wield axes and crossbow combat into the mix. Rogues, one-handed fence combat with swords and two-handed spear combat (currently thinking Arya Stark and Oberyn Martell for those two, plus the snake spear he has screams Tevinter), Mages have quite a few options: handsfree but with magic channeling handwear, spellsword abilities for those outside of arcane warrior/boost to arcane warrior, a grimoire (looked pretty cool in inquisition) Mounts for all, and better working mounts at that. They were so slow in inquisition it was practically painful and the silence that surrounds your party disappearing into your fadehole gets lonely, especially for a large open world. Better quests and more impactful characters. Aside from the main party ( iloves them), i don't remember any npc standouts in the game unless i've read a comic or two or have killed them or are only just now realizing they were a character in the game by the time they were judged (insert Crassius Servis, whom i didn't know was named crassius until i wiki'd his name) or have played a dlc (Trespasser and late game Jaws of Hakkon got this down) The world of inquisition is beautiful and unless we can magically zoom in on it, we can't appreciate it, so definitely more cutscenes. There was so much candy for the eye but we missed a lot of it. Better tactics: Dragon Age 2 did this so good with party tactics and DA:I almost got the top-down strategic camera on pat but party tactics in DAI were so castrated it felt insulting to even use it. Flow: The maps in DAI were so broken up that neither really synched well with one another, it needs better flow in terms of writing and spacing, no more of that static standing around zoom in cam, it's boring and i got sick of the prayer hands standing animation by the time the game was over.
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Post by qunaripenis on Jan 6, 2019 20:31:11 GMT
MLM for the win, i'd romance the shit out of any race especially if they had the swagger they have. But i mostly play male characters and if i have the option for MLM romances, i will always take them because the quote/unquote default gets dull, mostly because i'm not the quote/unquote default.
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Post by qunaripenis on Jan 1, 2019 23:36:03 GMT
More hairstyles that aren't hideous mullets, and if you're going to do buzzcuts again, use the last ones from DAI, those actually looked good, just don't overdo it with the buzzcuts.
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Post by qunaripenis on Sept 4, 2018 18:25:33 GMT
Is he? I saw one piece of "fan art" that had Shepard having his way with Scott. Maybe Scott is verse. Well he does like to "devour" Scott and Sara so i would bet with Scott he would "devour" him in the other way too
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Post by qunaripenis on Jul 19, 2018 14:58:35 GMT
Yeah, they're all pretty fucking awful people/aen seidhe in their unique ways, save for maybe Rita. oh, so you think Leliana and Morrigan ( and in dragon age case, there are even more characters, I just named a few) aren't putrid? That's all I need to know. Good morning. They can be pretty rancid too, especially to each other, but ultimately i enjoy both those characters and the sorceresses because they are beautifully written, despite being problematic. No character is perfect after all
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Post by qunaripenis on Jul 18, 2018 0:38:44 GMT
Even funnier considering how most of them are fairly putrid people. Likable in their hideousness, but putrid nonetheless By putrid you mean inside? as like a terrible person? Yeah, they're all pretty fucking awful people/aen seidhe in their unique ways, save for maybe Rita.
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Post by qunaripenis on Jul 9, 2018 17:06:08 GMT
I would love a body slider. Buff elves anyone?
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Post by qunaripenis on Jul 9, 2018 16:59:17 GMT
I like how people are unironically using the sorceress from the Witcher as a standard of beauty. Even funnier considering how most of them are fairly putrid people. Likable in their hideousness, but putrid nonetheless
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Post by qunaripenis on Jul 8, 2018 16:50:43 GMT
Pandora Colin as the main female protagonist. She was wonderful as Philippa Eilhart in the Witcher series and does a good job at carrying an arrogance in her abilities while remaining savage and witty and pragmatic and vulnerable in her invulnerability, perfect for a setting like Tevinter especially if the human arc is of Tevinter Nobility
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Post by qunaripenis on Jun 26, 2018 23:38:51 GMT
Yeah, i could get behind bouncy parts and women never touching you.
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Post by qunaripenis on Jun 10, 2018 17:33:49 GMT
This killed any interest i had in the game, which is very little to begin with unfortunately. Well, i hope the rest of you enjoy it, i can't... I just can't.
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Post by qunaripenis on Apr 20, 2018 1:10:37 GMT
What a beautiful, noble creature.
hehehe, ghast hole
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Post by qunaripenis on Apr 18, 2018 3:26:28 GMT
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Post by qunaripenis on Feb 8, 2018 5:57:00 GMT
I'd kill for a gay male virgin archetype LI. Are you talking virgin virgin or a gay virgin? I think a character who hasn't come to terms with his sexuality and has his first gay experience with the player's character would be pretty interesting. I kind of hope to avoid another played out gay trope on that department and probably go with a gay male love interest who just happens to be a virgin.
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Post by qunaripenis on Jan 27, 2018 5:33:52 GMT
- More character Customization, even if we can't customize the proportions and heights of their bodies at least allow us to control their weight (skinny, fat, chiseled, whateves) - Queer companions who A) Aren't late in game companions (side eyeing Dorian, Zevran, Sera, The Iron Bull, etc) B ) Aren't Another goddamn gay trope (Ex-lover died and suicide sounds reasonable if you don't gimme protag dick, parents want to convert my sexual standing[okay that one was actually well executed, but please don't make it a fairly chunky part of their character again], whoops, forgot about the gay characters so we can tack them in the hull where nobody's gonna hang out and make them non-unique because who gives a shit, make the cute boring guy an option if he survived the first game, JILL, Okayokay we'll make the catsquid bi because they caught on to our shit, we'll make the redhead gay because straights have enough pussy they don't want, and last minute bisexuals again.) C) Aren't a fetish for straight people (Looking at lesbian/fem only romances because, let's be real, those were not written for lesbians) D) are actual fleshed out people. E) NOT EXPENDABLE as usual. Because we queers need a fucking break from sad queer shit such as knowing the world despises us and politicizes the shit out of us. F) Are the starters, because honestly, what's the one in a million chance all of the starting characters are going to be straight or unavailable to romanticle with, because so far they've all been straight (Not counting Kaidan (who was suddenly a bisexious, DA2 had Aveline, Varric, and your surviving sibling as starters)
- Better hair and facial, let's add bodyhair and tattoos while we're at it - Facial Piercings and accessories - Hair and horn options for qunari to be separate - At least a horned or not horned option for qunari so the hornless ones can wear the ugly helmets - Less ugly helmets - Better weapons/armor crafting - No multiplayer (See Andromeda) #DEADHORSE - Cutscenes for conversations,I love Inquisition but the world and its people feel dead without any exposition, personality, or charm and question. I mean, Jaws of Hakkon wasn't even interesting until a cutscene triggered. - Just cutscenes in general. Inquisition was gorgeous and beautifully detailed but all that detail doesn't get appreciated unless someone grabs a screencap of it. I mean, without The Descent, I wouldn't even know how fucking horrifying (in a good way) the darkspawn were. - If they doin' open world again, make the world worth exploring, make it alive, that's why skyrim and the witcher 3 (You know it's true) succeeded, the games rewarded the player for exploring it, and not on the superficial level, mind you.
For now that's what i'm thinking, so i'll get back to it if anything good blows up.
EDIT: I got some more! - Better Elf proportions (they look weird and disproportionate to their head/body ratio and the men look like they have tits) - Better Qunari proportions (They look like an accident waiting to happen. - Armor for Qunari that isn't DLC - All weapon and armor models in-game are useable, I was heartbroken none of the tevinter or elven swords/shields/staves/bows/daggers/armors or the inquisition swords had schematics or were lacking parts to make them whole. -
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Post by qunaripenis on Nov 8, 2017 9:11:54 GMT
I wouldn't be surprised if Dark Horse's own artists did them. They're incredible.
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Post by qunaripenis on Nov 7, 2017 5:58:07 GMT
So soon jokes are back... If another "soon" tweet comes up just stab me in the back of my head until it's mush
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Post by qunaripenis on Oct 29, 2017 5:48:02 GMT
No multiplayer goddammit
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Post by qunaripenis on Oct 27, 2017 6:08:28 GMT
Really? Dying Drell....again. IKR? Intentional plague ship is so cliche, too. Color me disappointed. There are so many other ways the Ark could have gone astray: * PIRATES vs. Drell ninjas. I mean, that book just writes itself. * Nav malfunction and the ark is stuck in the Big Dark, or better yet, in the Greater Magellenic Cloud, but they THINK they're in Andromeda! Ho boy, the astronomical hijinks that would have created: "You, sir, don't know a parsec from a megasecond!" * Some hanar stowaway thinks he's Blasto and wrecks the ship's nav by accident and sends it down a wormhole, ending up in a galaxy-sized entity that demands entertainment to relieve it's gigayear long ennui. A mixed crew re-enacts some of Blasto's greatest adventures. (In Act 3, the enraged entity gets ready to destroy the ship, only to be destroyed instead by a recitation of elcor poetry.) It's not that hard! Like to Petition for PapaCharlie9 to write the new mass effect book
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Post by qunaripenis on Oct 16, 2017 1:51:18 GMT
Cassidy Shaw - "The chief's heart was broken right before he exploded." she does have great hair though
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