Hey BSN! Be my XCOM 2 soldiers! (AKA Pyrcy is crazy, sleep deprived, and had a random bs idea)

LightningPoodle​ Voluptuous Volus Ahriman Trilobite Derby Arkhne Dr. Vanity go off to take out an alien relay....







Mr Chit perforates some snek...






Poodle splats the other snek....







and the Doc has a cure for that snek






While crusader dispatches an annoying drone...







Arkhne makes a pinpoint shot through two windows at an angle!




And Derby makes use of her new one of a kind pistol, the shadowfall...






Oh Noes! Poodle got some srs plasma burnage







The doc nails another sneaky snek...





Crusader puts down the big gooey dude






Derby slices up the dude trying to hide in that van...






Every wonder what the enemies see when Ark does his thing...?






and ...we're done

I like turtles

I told you vella! He's started giving you the special Sniper drugs, now you're "Most High", too!

Also, poor enemies, they barely see anything, and probably saw nothing from that double window shot.

"Hates Najas the Most"

Dang right I do. I admit, Doc Vanity is slightly xenophobic and racist.

two...






three...






And four more notches on muh axe...





Hey...I gotta show off sometimes too

Youve come close more than anyone else so far

High Five, Mattig

Sorry, Noxxers for mind bending my shots over your head, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do - kill earlien sneks! And LOL at that scrub tryin' to on me

Sorry, a bit late to replying to this one.  But...you can say that about just about every woman here and not be wrong.

So newly commissioned Lt. Serza leads his first mission with Heimdall Gecko Trilobite Derby Ahriman and laughingman

It was a brutal mess... and so much going on I couldnt possibly post it all. Was a mission to extract a vip, one of the ones that leads to the info that gets us closer to the freeing the region missions. So many reinforcements though Anyway, here we go...








Heimdall attempts to drop a mega bomb but his aim was a little off this time, only got two....






Harlequin nabs a snek brain....





Gecko gives a grenadier a face full of plasma....






Crusader swatting down some enemy tech...





Serza moves around to clear the building that Heimdall missed....




Derby has been putting in some serious training with her pistol, in this attack she fired no less thant a dozen shots at every mother fucker on the map in one single attack. You go, girl!





This mook tried to rush gecko...didnt work so well for him...




At this point I thought Harlequin might be our first loss. He was down to two hp and got snek'd




Heimdall though made up for his previous error....





I dont thing theres much left of that dude. Maybe a little pulp...





Serza ran out of ammo in his rifle clearing that building and busts out his sawed off shotty...




Time for some fisting action!




So...this was a bad angle. That critical hit, however, was on our own Derby.  She fell, bleeding out...and not a single medic on this squad...



The team rallies to get to her (shinobis are often on their own halfway across the map)





Mec on mec action....









And Gecko rushes and grabs her....





The rest of the mission was the team running at full speed to extract while reinforcements came every single turn...but....







Whew. That was...whew.

LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG.

And shoot adorable pistols.

Woo! 2 kills!

Shame I didn't get to hack anything, but oh well.

While we close in on the aliens blacksite research facility, we still have regions to liberate.

Otter takes @cristina @vella AnDromedary Heimdall Gecko regack and Serza to get some info to accomplish exactly that





Wait...andromedarys on this mission that means....






Yup...


You might have avoided that splosion, but not Geckos shotty...





Serza pops round the corner and...





Does a nice crossfire with Otter to take out those twin mutons....






They try and field a shieldbearer to help protect their guys, but thats why we have Cristina...NO SHIELDS FOR YOU!






Reg hits with the mega psi blast!






Vella grabbing that perch and putting the commander down for the count






There...really was a guy there a second go, no idea where the body went after Heimdall punchified him






Gecko sweeps around the building and...oh Hai Mr. Roboto....






Reinforecements? Not if Vella has anything to say about that...






Serza helps Heimdall clean out that last building...





Wait...anyone see where Andromedary went...?


Oh, yes...of course...






Gecko nabs the sweet, sweet intel package...






And off we go!



Serza...whats with the robot cuddles dude?