SATIRE: Aaryn Flynn on Anthem, thirsty for kissing robots?

BioWare general manager Aaryn Flynn explained that while he understood BioWare fans were “thirsty for details, and just generally thirsty,” there was more to Anthem than simply “wanting the robots to kiss”.

“We understand that our fans want that deep BioWare single-player story-telling and that cast of iconic characters, many of which you can fuck. But with Anthem we decided to go in a new direction: completely away from all of that. So we’ve had to make a few compromises – delivering romance dialogue through loot crate item descriptions, for example.”