Dragon Age Memes/Random DA Funnies Thread

Yeah. I've never had to face that ultimatum because the problem doesn't exist. 

Nah, I'm not one to waste my time trying to argue with walls. It's why I have you on Ignore most of the time. 

Did you ignore me mostly? How I never realized it?
Ah, understood, this is a funny thread... good one! 
But this funnier:  

I you too! And this is funny.

One of these things is not like the others.

Leliana is running to push her over, driving the blade deeper.

Okay, so I used to collect MLP (and still have my old collection).  I remember seeing a couple customs that someone made of Fenris and Hawke, and decided to see if I could find any more.  Found these instead:



I just love random, fun, 1am, Google searches 

I'd like to see someone draw the Inquisitor getting all broken and bloody from the fall. 

Some unscripted moments of hilarity I've encountered:

So, Varric decided to use 'leaping shot' while on a bridge, just as Cassandra was finishing off a baddie.

<Varric goes sailing off the edge in backwards flip>
Cassandra: "Dead!"

And a similar incident with Solas getting knocked off a cliff with Dorian in the party.

<Solas goes flying>
Dorian: "One less to worry about!"

I think he must have peeked at the ending already.

So not really sure how funny or not this one is - simply because I can't read it. Is there anyone that might be able to translate it? (Not even sure what language it is.) Curious what kind of mischief those two are potentially getting up to

Thank you, I wondered if it was in reference to that

There's a party banter where Iron Bull tries to convince Cassandra to let him borrow one of those catapult thing (forget their technical name) to see how far they can make the winged nugs that Krem sews fly - for morale. Cassandra is less than amused with the idea.

ETA: If you haven't played Inquisition yet, the other guy with the ram in reference to this judgement.

Here's another one to go with that:

haha Thanks! I guess I don't have Cass and Bull in the same party, since I tend to use them most as tanks, to have heard this line, though I have played Inq a lot.

I have done the ram quest, it's hilarious. It just doesn't connect to the trebuchet if you've missed that dialogue.