Dragon Age Memes/Random DA Funnies Thread

yeah me neither...though I suppose it's about the tone of the music itself

the first song is very sweet and innocent, while the second one is more mature?

Not just at the Rose, but everywhere in Kirkwall.

He's watching us. Dread Wolf, Dread Wolf everywhere. Aaaaaah!

When surfing the net, I came across a Thedas/Bioware version of the party game Cards Against Humanity. In the game there are call cards which contain line(s) with text gaps in them that players try to fill up using response cards they have been dealt during that round. One with the best answer gets a point for that round. Below are some questions and possible answers. link (The first reblog in that site is a slightly nsfw drawing, so keep that in mind if you click the link.)

What was Hawke surprised to find in the Deep Roads? ••••

- Being rich

- Friends with benefits

- The joy of being an only child

- Subterranean bunny-pigs

And just like that, •••• is gone.

- The plight of the fennecs.

- A baroness with a menagerie in her bedroom.

- Cullen's crush on a female mage.

- Orsino

Oh, Maker. i brought the wrong lute! This lute's for ••••.

- Escorting Druffy the Druffalo over bodies of water.

- Getting our asses blown off.

- Disturbing the water.

- Pigeon crap!

How did the Inquisition finally stop Corypheus? ••••

- A higher body count

- Getting your butt kicked by some guy with a sword.

- Actually stealing cookies from a child.

- Letting Florianne assassinate Celene.

The Chantry made a big mistake, and now it's ••••.

- Falling down

- Missing students

- An explosion of color and light, wrapped in n enigma.

- Hiding from demons in a snowdrift.

The Inquisitor supported Sutherland's company by giving him ••••.

- Sebastian's Andraste belt buckle

- A cloud that looks like a bunny rabbit.

- A fool's death and a hard choice.

- A moist towelette

I don't remember anything after I ate ••••.

- A red lyrium rune because nothing bad could possibly happen.

- That one one damned shard in the Hinterlands.

- Sad splinters

- Fine dwarven crafts!

••••. Fenris rivalry (+15)

- Slobbery affection.

- Sod off, duster.

- Encountering a spit mage for variety.

- Not realising Orlesian masks aren't real faces.

Visitors are prohibited from ••••.

- Throwing books over the railing

- Dumping bodies in a well.

- Leaving Loghain in the Fade.

- Tripping on each other's dicks while the country goes to crap.

A great hymn rose over Valarian Fields gladly ••••.

- Getting all the cats in Skyhold to dance and play.

- Waiting for you to get dressed.

- Setting lyrium in a person's blood aflame.

- Blowing up the Chantry.

You know, •••• isn't as bad as I thought.

- Calling Cassandra a princess just to see what will happen.

- Stinking poncy cheesemongers.

- Dead peole jewelry

- Killing every single fennec.

Now that the warm fuzzy part of the day is over with, we can get back to ••••.

- Apostitutes.

- That fucking hat Solas wears to Halamshiral.

- Nathaniel's steely grey eyes.

- Annulling the Fereldan Circle.

what if this is how it really was?

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credit to: hattedhedgehog

Except the Aveline and Isabela catfights... I like to think they weren't embellished and that Varric was more surprised than anyone else that the two of them ended up becoming friends, rather than fighting to the death.