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Post by Lavochkin on Mar 19, 2018 20:16:43 GMT
There's never going to be a good video game flick if they can't even do something as simple as get Lara's rump right.
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Post by KaiserShep on Mar 19, 2018 20:59:21 GMT
All these posts and not a single suggestion for who would make a better Lara (looking good isn't enough. The person has to be able to act), unless we're looking for Piranha3D-level casting calls here. Heaven forfend living people not live up to a torso adorned with the 2 pyramids of Egypt.
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Post by KaiserShep on Mar 19, 2018 21:00:41 GMT
There's never going to be a good video game flick if they can't even do something as simple as get Lara's rump right. Maybe we should just skip this live action nonsense and just have Tomb Raider be the animated picture it was meant to be (or series. I'd take a series). This way, the artists can make her look however they want.
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Post by ruggly on Mar 19, 2018 23:05:11 GMT
Some of you need to get into your shame cube.
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Post by bmwcrazy on Mar 19, 2018 23:47:00 GMT
Too small? Yes.
Do I care? No. :hearteyes:
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Post by Inquisitor Recon on Mar 20, 2018 0:13:43 GMT
Some of you need to get into your shame cube. I don't have a shame cube, or shame for that matter.
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Post by KaiserShep on Mar 20, 2018 0:40:15 GMT
Some of you need to get into your shame cube. I don't have a shame cube, or shame for that matter. Ah but you do have a cube. I’m afraid you’ll have to step inside.
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Post by clips7 on Mar 20, 2018 5:29:05 GMT
Ahhh...yup...it's a struggle back there....can't tell if she's coming or going..... .......
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Post by Gandalf the Fabulous on Mar 20, 2018 8:11:41 GMT
Did the Wonder Woman movie pander to feminists? Well the advertising sure as hell did and a lot of feminist publications held it up as a victory for feminists, the movie itself though not so much, at least not enough to really impact the quality of the movie.
For Fuck's sake, hasn't enough damage been done to movies lately in the name of 3rd wave idiocy? You've got to be kidding me! Funny you use the last Jedi as an example as I thought the Force Awakens was far more egregious in this regard, however everybody liked that film because it shamelessly pandered to nostalgia and gave the fans what they wanted which was essentially an almost exact replica of the first film, the Last Jedi wasn't brilliant but it was better than the Force Awakens at least. While it is try PC culture and feminism has ruined a lot of movies and creative media I don't believe all movies or entertainment media with a feminist slant are inherently bad even if I disagree with certain points they try to make, yes Ghostbusters was bad (though how much because of feminist narratives rather than just plain old bad writing is debatable) howver I don't really think the feminist narrative really had much of an impact on wonder woman, sure there was a little bit about women being oppressed but I think they get away with it since the movie is set during the Great War and it probably was a bit more of an issue back then than it is now. Besides if you have watched any of the other movies in the DC universe I am pretty sure it is clear that they don't need the help of feminism to fuck up their movies. That said I did enjoy Sargon's plot synopsis of the Last Jedi, vice admiral gender studies does sum up the character pretty well
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Post by Gandalf the Fabulous on Mar 20, 2018 8:18:25 GMT
Whats going to happen next? A LOTR spinoff with beer-bellied balding Elves? Avengers with a skinny Thor? Black widow with hairy legs and arms and badly dyed hair? You know, just to not offend all the not so perfect men and women in the audience. Honestly, who really wants to see shit like that outside of parodies? I don't think it is quite that bad yet, both the actor for the new Tomb Raider and Gal Gadot are fairly athletic and it isn't too big a stretch to see them play strong action oriented characters, if they start casting Amy Schumer as Wonder Woman then maybe you might have a point but until then I think you might be overreacting a tad. Besides it is called voting with your wallet, if you don't like it don't go and see the movie, I know I probably wont (though for different reasons, movie just looks boring, kind of indifferent to the size of Lara Croft's tits)
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Post by Chenowl Blanc on Mar 20, 2018 8:51:34 GMT
Huh. I really don't get it.
If you're so focussed on big boobs or big rumps that you don't even want to watch the movie knowing the actress will not fulfil your golden standard, I'm sure there's a lot of Lara Croft pr0n material out there to float your boat instead.
But in case you're truly interested in the stories and adventures of Lara Croft, what does it matter how her body looks like? Alicia Vikander did a great job imho. She is an athletic person, she does her own stunts and that alone is much more Lara Croft spirit than I ever got from Angelina Jolie.
Oh and for all those petty people saying: "She will never be Lara Croft for me, never ever, cause look at her, no boobs and butt!": Yup okay, that's your opinion. It's just that nobody cares. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She is Lara Croft now. Get over it.
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Post by SofaJockey on Mar 20, 2018 9:01:59 GMT
Saw Tomb Raider a few days ago, it's a fine movie. Though I'm uncomfortable saying it for no reason other than that it prolongs this thread...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 14:05:57 GMT
I'll be damned, no option is winning. BSN, are you alright?
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Post by Lavochkin on Mar 20, 2018 14:08:37 GMT
Huh. I really don't get it. If you're so focussed on big boobs or big rumps that you don't even want to watch the movie knowing the actress will not fulfil your golden standard, I'm sure there's a lot of Lara Croft pr0n material out there to float your boat instead. But in case you're truly interested in the stories and adventures of Lara Croft, what does it matter how her body looks like? Alicia Vikander did a great job imho. She is an athletic person, she does her own stunts and that alone is much more Lara Croft spirit than I ever got from Angelina Jolie. Oh and for all those petty people saying: "She will never be Lara Croft for me, never ever, cause look at her, no boobs and butt!": Yup okay, that's your opinion. It's just that nobody cares. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She is Lara Croft now. Get over it. Film is a visual medium, and visual is something that Vikander is quite deficient in in her posterior with.
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Post by Chenowl Blanc on Mar 20, 2018 14:27:48 GMT
Huh. I really don't get it. If you're so focussed on big boobs or big rumps that you don't even want to watch the movie knowing the actress will not fulfil your golden standard, I'm sure there's a lot of Lara Croft pr0n material out there to float your boat instead. But in case you're truly interested in the stories and adventures of Lara Croft, what does it matter how her body looks like? Alicia Vikander did a great job imho. She is an athletic person, she does her own stunts and that alone is much more Lara Croft spirit than I ever got from Angelina Jolie. Oh and for all those petty people saying: "She will never be Lara Croft for me, never ever, cause look at her, no boobs and butt!": Yup okay, that's your opinion. It's just that nobody cares. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She is Lara Croft now. Get over it. Film is a visual medium, and visual is something that Vikander is quite deficient in in her posterior with. Wow. Like... wow. But yeah, you're obviously the perfect candidate for option one which I mentioned above, and I really hope you do enjoy those!
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Post by PATPATPATlol on Mar 20, 2018 15:20:31 GMT
As an old school TR fan, the Angelina movies were just awful which almost ruined TR for me. I’m more neutral to the new film but it’s more of a ‘I don’t care to see it cuz I’m lazy’ kinda mood and not so much a ‘Ugh, this movie is going to blow’ I’ll probably see eventually when it’s on video later. Judging from the previews, it already looks decent and I would be surprised if it was worse than the older films but I really don’t see that being the case.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 17:13:57 GMT
Film is a visual medium, and visual is something that Vikander is quite deficient in in her posterior with. Wow. Like... wow. From where I'm standing Lavoch should be using that on you.
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Mar 20, 2018 18:09:36 GMT
I can’t believe a thread with this title made it to third page... *facepalm*.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 18:13:18 GMT
I can’t believe a thread with this title made it to third page... *facepalm*. It's like the good olé days of prime when someone posted a thread you knew was gonna get locked so we'd all jump in and derail it further to our collective amusement.
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Mar 20, 2018 18:19:56 GMT
I can’t believe a thread with this title made it to third page... *facepalm*. It's like the good olé days of prime when someone posted a thread you knew was gonna get locked so we'd all jump in and derail it further to our collective amusement. Hah I guess that’s true enough! Good old days on bsn, damn I miss them
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 19:12:15 GMT
I can’t believe a thread with this title made it to third page... *facepalm*. It's like the good olé days of prime when someone posted a thread you knew was gonna get locked so we'd all jump in and derail it further to our collective amusement. Now you've done got me feeling all nostalgic. I remember several threads I helped derail by pitching in. Those were some good times.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 19:36:26 GMT
I'll be damned, no option is winning. BSN, are you alright? No? Looks like 2:1 to me
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Post by Lavochkin on Mar 20, 2018 19:38:56 GMT
I don't care about Lara's breasts one way or another, so no vote from me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 20:03:49 GMT
I don't care about Lara's breasts one way or another, so no vote from me. Sounds like "no" to me
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