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Post by pessimistpanda on Feb 24, 2019 1:35:35 GMT
If it's a bear, I hope it's an actual, clawed, hibernates-in-winter bear. Why not both?
Bear werebear for LI! 
Except he's a bear for most of the month and only transforms into a hairy dude during the full moon. |
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Post by Sifr on Feb 24, 2019 1:49:25 GMT
Why not both?
Bear werebear for LI!  Except he's a bear for most of the month and only transforms into a hairy dude during the full moon. Whereas the Second Moon brings out his misogynistic views on women, turning him into a ManBearPig. 
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Post by Nightscrawl on Feb 24, 2019 1:50:26 GMT
If it's a bear, I hope it's an actual, clawed, hibernates-in-winter bear. Except he's a bear for most of the month and only transforms into a hairy dude during the full moon. I mean... it's not like there aren't some on these forums that would be totally into that idea.
Plus, you get the cutsey "werebear" moniker to go with it.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Feb 24, 2019 1:59:07 GMT
If it's a bear, I hope it's an actual, clawed, hibernates-in-winter bear. Except he's a bear for most of the month and only transforms into a hairy dude during the full moon. I mean... it's not like there aren't some on these forums that would be totally into that idea.
Plus, you get the cutsey "werebear" moniker to go with it.
I'm not even really joking. It's a more interesting character hook than we got with anyone in Inquisition, tbh. |
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Post by Rouccoco on Feb 24, 2019 2:17:51 GMT
I know it's a limitation of the character creator, but it's a little distracting once you realise that default male Hawke is a super-hairy dude, yet he lacks any kind of body hair whatsoever. Also it's amusing to realise that pretty much every fan-artist mentally fills his missing body hair back in when they draw Hawke shirtless. This is the canon amount of hair he has. Fite me BW.  |
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A Knight in Fluffy Armor
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Member is Online
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Quite oneirophobic
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Post by Dirk on Feb 24, 2019 2:19:13 GMT
Looks like Bioware needs to start filling up this chart for LIs   |
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Elvis Has Left The Building
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Post by pessimistpanda on Feb 24, 2019 2:23:05 GMT
Looks like Bioware needs to start filling up this chart for LIs What do we win if we get Bingo? |
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Post by Nightscrawl on Feb 24, 2019 2:59:28 GMT
Where do otters fit in that triangle?
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Post by pessimistpanda on Feb 24, 2019 3:00:59 GMT
Where do otters fit in that triangle? Bearish twink, I would say. Or possibly twinkish bear. And "bearish hunk" likewise should be labelled "wolf", if we're going to use the OFFICIAL nomenclature. |
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Feb 24, 2019 3:01:32 GMT
Looks like Bioware needs to start filling up this chart for LIs What do these mean? |
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Post by Nightscrawl on Feb 24, 2019 3:03:44 GMT
Where do otters fit in that triangle? Bearish twink, I would say. Or possibly twinkish bear. And "bearish hunk" likewise should be labelled "wolf", if we're going to use the OFFICIAL nomenclature. I think this might be the quintessential example of the need humans have to categorize everything.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Feb 24, 2019 3:04:17 GMT
Bearish twink, I would say. Or possibly twinkish bear. And "bearish hunk" likewise should be labelled "wolf", if we're going to use the OFFICIAL nomenclature. I think this might be the quintessential example of the need humans have to categorize everything. I don't make the gay rules, I just gay enforce them. |
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Post by Nightscrawl on Feb 24, 2019 3:06:09 GMT
The only one I'm not sure about is exactly what a "hunk" is and how that compares as a third category on its own*. But as far as the rest, there is bear and twink, and everything is just a spectrum -- a rainbow, if you will -- between those.
* To my mind, this exists as the perfect balance of twink and bear, but that's not what the chart shows.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Feb 24, 2019 3:12:35 GMT
The only one I'm not sure about is exactly what a "hunk" is and how that compares as a third category on its own*. But as far as the rest, there is bear and twink, and everything is just a spectrum -- a rainbow, if you will -- between those.
* To my mind, this exists as the perfect balance of twink and bear, but that's not what the chart shows.
My understanding is that bears = like to eat while hunk = likes the gym. Of course, one can enjoy both activities, in theory. |
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Post by Nightscrawl on Feb 24, 2019 4:37:03 GMT
My understanding is that bears = like to eat while hunk = likes the gym. Of course, one can enjoy both activities, in theory. OH! Well that makes sense, then. I'd say that puts Hawke firmly in the wolf category, which I'm sure is perfect for some folks around here.  |
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Elvis Has Left The Building
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Post by pessimistpanda on Feb 24, 2019 4:47:07 GMT
My understanding is that bears = like to eat while hunk = likes the gym. Of course, one can enjoy both activities, in theory. OH! Well that makes sense, then. I'd say that puts Hawke firmly in the wolf category, which I'm sure is perfect for some folks around here. That pyramid IS a tad confusing, I would have done one of those dot graphs with an axis for lean - chunky and another for hairless - hairy. |
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Post by Nightscrawl on Feb 24, 2019 4:57:43 GMT
That pyramid IS a tad confusing, I would have done one of those dot graphs with an axis for lean - chunky and another for hairless - hairy. I actually think it's pretty good because it clearly shows how some types are a blend. You just have to know what the categories mean while looking at it. It needs a map key, in other words. 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2019 9:33:16 GMT
Hmmm, I think a bearish hunk or all the way to Bunk might be my go-to for a romance option. I like a guy with hair but in good shape too.  |
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Post by Rouccoco on Feb 24, 2019 16:24:46 GMT
If we go by the chart (and not the common usage - bear describing everything from bear to bearish hunk), then a hunkish bear or bunk please. That big guy soft middle look is what guys often end up with from hard physical work. Which is perfectly acceptable for Thedas. Also, I've been waiting for this to be relevant for a while  |
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Hanako Ikezawa
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Feb 24, 2019 16:28:55 GMT
Ah, so they’re body types.
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ComedicSociopathy
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Post by ComedicSociopathy on Feb 24, 2019 19:52:54 GMT
 So is this the lesbian equivalent? |
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Post by Polka Dot on Feb 24, 2019 20:33:01 GMT
So is this the lesbian equivalent? Not exactly, I don't suppose - since it addresses personality more than body type.
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Post by Polka Dot on Feb 24, 2019 20:35:22 GMT
Question for those who fancy a werewolf LI:
Would you want an opportunity to cure him - and if presented, would you do it?
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Davrin's boobs
#WerewolfLIforDA5 LMAO
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nickclark89
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Dragon Age The Veilguard
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Post by Davrin's boobs on Feb 24, 2019 20:48:25 GMT
Question for those who fancy a werewolf LI: Would you want an opportunity to cure him - and if presented, would you do it?  I asked this very thing in another forum and most people said no, like people with good taste right there I STAN
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Post by Rouccoco on Feb 24, 2019 20:57:40 GMT
Would you want an opportunity to cure him - and if presented, would you do it? Nope. It's not the direction I want that story to go. I vastly prefer the "helping to accept being a werewolf" story, if for no other reason than werewolf (and other monster) stories very often having a strong gay subtext. Which, for obvious reasons, makes coming to peace with lycanthropy much more satisfying. Skyrim was disappointing in that regards. Two werewolf brothers and you have to "cure" them before you can start a romance? At least there are mods. Also, werewolves are fantastic, why would you ever want to stop being one. Look at one run. I bet Solas, despite his fancy magic, can't run like this. 1-0 werewolves-elves  |
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