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Post by helios969 on Aug 15, 2019 8:21:29 GMT
You’re objectively wrong about everything in these posts and quite frankly if you believe any character can be anything, even against writer intent, you’re an idiot. Harsh. Kelly's not real, Shepard's not real, I can make them anything I want. Fair use. Very harsh. Honestly I never really understood the appeal to her as most of your interactions are limited to suchandsuch wishes to see you or nothing to report.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 15, 2019 8:24:09 GMT
Harsh. Kelly's not real, Shepard's not real, I can make them anything I want. Fair use. Very harsh. Honestly I never really understood the appeal to her as most of your interactions are limited to suchandsuch wishes to see you or nothing to report. Hanako is fixated in that she is an asexual romance. The woman that puts on a stripper outfit and dances puts on a private show for you in your quarters. That says she loves all aliens. That worked as a steward before TIM picked her up to be his personal sex bunny, I mean secretary.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Aug 15, 2019 8:26:10 GMT
You’re objectively wrong about everything in these posts and quite frankly if you believe any character can be anything, even against writer intent, you’re an idiot. Harsh. Kelly's not real, Shepard's not real, I can make them anything I want. Fair use. Sure, you can make characters whatever you want in things like fan fiction but you can’t change what they are in the canon.
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Post by helios969 on Aug 15, 2019 8:27:51 GMT
Very harsh. Honestly I never really understood the appeal to her as most of your interactions are limited to suchandsuch wishes to see you or nothing to report. Hanako is fixated in that she is an asexual romance. The woman that puts on a stripper outfit and dances puts on a private show for you in your quarters. That says she loves all aliens. That worked as a steward before TIM picked her up to be his personal sex bunny, I mean secretary. Ouch.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Aug 15, 2019 8:28:31 GMT
Very harsh. Honestly I never really understood the appeal to her as most of your interactions are limited to suchandsuch wishes to see you or nothing to report. Hanako is fixated in that she is an asexual romance. The woman that puts on a stripper outfit and dances puts on a private show for you in your quarters. That says she loves all aliens. That worked as a steward before TIM picked her up to be his personal sex bunny, I mean secretary. Source? Also no, I’m speaking in general now rather than any specific character.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 15, 2019 8:33:00 GMT
Sure, you can make characters whatever you want in things like fan fiction but you can’t change what they are in the canon. She was TIM personal secretary. The guy that banged twins and Asari matriarchs. Kelly must make one hell of a cup a Joe, otherwise.
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Post by helios969 on Aug 15, 2019 8:41:05 GMT
Sure, you can make characters whatever you want in things like fan fiction but you can’t change what they are in the canon. She was TIM personal secretary. The guy that banged twins and Asari matriarchs. Kelly must make one hell of a cup a Joe, otherwise. Why not both? Good coffee and good sex...sounds like a winning combination to me. My impression of Kelly was that she was very free-spirited in her sexuality. The game didn't show it but I sort of envision her banging half the crew...of which I have no issue.
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Post by burningcherry on Aug 15, 2019 8:45:24 GMT
Sure, you can make characters whatever you want in things like fan fiction but you can’t change what they are in the canon. She was TIM personal secretary. The guy that banged twins and Asari matriarchs. Kelly must make one hell of a cup a Joe, otherwise. Said literally the guy with Miranda in his profile pic
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Aug 15, 2019 8:46:08 GMT
Sure, you can make characters whatever you want in things like fan fiction but you can’t change what they are in the canon. She was TIM personal secretary. The guy that banged twins and Asari matriarchs. Kelly must make one hell of a cup a Joe, otherwise. And? James Bond slept with a ton of women too, yet he never slept with Moneypenny. I’m still waiting for your source about your claims btw. In fact if I recall I read some of this elsewhere and Kelly turned him down.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Aug 15, 2019 8:55:11 GMT
She was TIM personal secretary. The guy that banged twins and Asari matriarchs. Kelly must make one hell of a cup a Joe, otherwise. Said literally the guy with Miranda in his profile pic Yeah. And unlike Kelly, it is established in the canon that Miranda had casual relationships with a number of individuals so long as they met her standards. If anyone on the Normandy slept with TIM it was her.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 15, 2019 10:08:30 GMT
Said literally the guy with Miranda in his profile pic Your point? And? James Bond slept with a ton of women too, yet he never slept with Moneypenny. There was many a time where Moneypenny had at least planned a romantic getaway with James. We never saw it work out, but it is fairly logical to assume they had at least one encounter of a romantic kind at some point. it is established in the canon that Miranda had casual relationships with a number of individuals No slut shaming, please. It's 2019. Miranda can sleep with however many people she wants, Jack as well. Miranda might have regularly gone balls deep on Elcors and Jack into shibari Hanar gangbangs. They're fictional. It doesn't matter.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 15, 2019 10:52:34 GMT
Why not both? Good coffee and good sex...sounds like a winning combination to me. An exceptional way to wake up, in the care of your own personal secretary, if you ask me.
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Post by Pounce de León on Aug 15, 2019 11:20:01 GMT
Kelly was a creep and spy to a terrorist organisation. She deserved being turned to goo.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 15, 2019 11:46:37 GMT
Kelly was a creep and spy to a terrorist organisation. She deserved being turned to goo. I'm pretty sure Kelly has found herself in a few instances where she was more goo than man.
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Post by burningcherry on Aug 15, 2019 12:21:29 GMT
Said literally the guy with Miranda in his profile pic Your point? If you, as you pretend to in the Miranda thread, knew the written lore, you'd know that the "she was his personal secretary" "clue" is invalid because... she was not. Only hardcore Cerberus believers (like Miranda) were allowed into his personal service ( Retribution, chapter 13.) and Kelly wasn't one. The basis of the claim is reduced to "she reported to him and you can't disprove that they met once". If you're trying to devalue Kelly in the eyes of others on the basis that she slept with TIM, you're shooting your own foot.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 15, 2019 12:27:05 GMT
If you, as you pretend to in the Miranda thread, knew the written lore, you'd know that the "she was his personal secretary" "clue" is invalid because... she was not. Only hardcore Cerberus believers (like Miranda) were allowed into his personal service ( Retribution, chapter 13.) and Kelly wasn't one. The basis of the claim is reduced to "she reported to him and you can't disprove that they met once". If you're trying to devalue Kelly in the eyes of others on the basis that she slept with TIM, you're shooting your own foot. Are you serious right now?
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Post by alanc9 on Aug 15, 2019 17:36:38 GMT
And? James Bond slept with a ton of women too, yet he never slept with Moneypenny. There was many a time where Moneypenny had at least planned a romantic getaway with James. We never saw it work out, but it is fairly logical to assume they had at least one encounter of a romantic kind at some point. You don't recognize a running gag when you see one?
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 15, 2019 17:49:59 GMT
There was many a time where Moneypenny had at least planned a romantic getaway with James. We never saw it work out, but it is fairly logical to assume they had at least one encounter of a romantic kind at some point. You don't recognize a running gag when you see one? That's not necessarily mutually exclusive.
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Post by garrusfan1 on Aug 16, 2019 2:54:49 GMT
Said literally the guy with Miranda in his profile pic Your point? And? James Bond slept with a ton of women too, yet he never slept with Moneypenny. There was many a time where Moneypenny had at least planned a romantic getaway with James. We never saw it work out, but it is fairly logical to assume they had at least one encounter of a romantic kind at some point. it is established in the canon that Miranda had casual relationships with a number of individuals No slut shaming, please. It's 2019. Miranda can sleep with however many people she wants, Jack as well. Miranda might have regularly gone balls deep on Elcors and Jack into shibari Hanar gangbangs. They're fictional. It doesn't matter. Would that even be possible for a human to do with an elcor? lol. Also to be fair to miranda most of her one night stands were because she was trying to get pregnant. I mean she would have the guys send medical records and such.
I really don't get the idea that kelly is not free spirited in her love life. I don't know about her being with TIM so I won't comment on that. However I got the feeling she was a "free love" type person. I don't see the problem with this in a game where the main character can shag someone who isn't even a mammal. Garrus and thane for sure aren't. Also I think it's ironic that people go after miranda for dressing like she does when jacks default shirt is essentially the thong version of a bra.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Aug 16, 2019 3:04:19 GMT
And? James Bond slept with a ton of women too, yet he never slept with Moneypenny. There was many a time where Moneypenny had at least planned a romantic getaway with James. We never saw it work out, but it is fairly logical to assume they had at least one encounter of a romantic kind at some point. it is established in the canon that Miranda had casual relationships with a number of individuals No slut shaming, please. It's 2019. Miranda can sleep with however many people she wants, Jack as well. Miranda might have regularly gone balls deep on Elcors and Jack into shibari Hanar gangbangs. They're fictional. It doesn't matter. Well, except the creators sayig it never happened but as you admitted you don't care about canon and make up whatever you want. While the two of them may have had romantic tension (though in the original books they didn't even have that), Bond and Moneypenny never had anything but a professional relationship with each other. Where did I slut shame? All I did was point out things that are in the games. There was no judgement one way or the other in my post. Please don't accuse me of things I'm not doing.
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Post by alanc9 on Aug 16, 2019 5:00:07 GMT
Your point? There was many a time where Moneypenny had at least planned a romantic getaway with James. We never saw it work out, but it is fairly logical to assume they had at least one encounter of a romantic kind at some point. No slut shaming, please. It's 2019. Miranda can sleep with however many people she wants, Jack as well. Miranda might have regularly gone balls deep on Elcors and Jack into shibari Hanar gangbangs. They're fictional. It doesn't matter. Would that even be possible for a human to do with an elcor? lol. Also to be fair to miranda most of her one night stands were because she was trying to get pregnant. I mean she would have the guys send medical records and such.
I really don't get the idea that kelly is not free spirited in her love life. I don't know about her being with TIM so I won't comment on that. However I got the feeling she was a "free love" type person. I don't see the problem with this in a game where the main character can shag someone who isn't even a mammal. Garrus and thane for sure aren't. Also I think it's ironic that people go after miranda for dressing like she does when jacks default shirt is essentially the thong version of a bra.
It looks like the Kelly/TIM thing was made up out of whole cloth. Still, all interpretations are valid, right? No matter how unfounded.. What was the line from "Plan 9 from Outer Space".... "Can you prove it didn't happen?" (I always said that was a bad way to do interpretation, but here we are. Hanako, just drop a little ridicule and let it go; anything else is pointless)
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Post by SirSourpuss on Aug 16, 2019 13:02:21 GMT
Well, except the creators sayig it never happened They've stated that Kelly is asexual and has never had sex with anyone?
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Post by griffith82 on Sept 3, 2019 15:56:09 GMT
Well, except the creators sayig it never happened They've stated that Kelly is asexual and has never had sex with anyone? Kelly is a non sexual romance in ME2 that is canon. But you dont care about canon.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Sept 3, 2019 16:07:33 GMT
Kelly is a non sexual romance in ME2 that is canon. But you dont care about canon. There is no canon.
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Post by griffith82 on Sept 3, 2019 16:23:58 GMT
Kelly is a non sexual romance in ME2 that is canon. But you dont care about canon. There is no canon. Bullshit. Yes there is even if you dont like it. There is no canon ending but there is a well established canon within the games and books.
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