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Sept 27, 2021 23:28:25 GMT
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BamBam the Destroyer
I hunt, therefore I am
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August 2016
jockcranley
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Mar 20, 2020 1:12:04 GMT
As we all know, the development process is littered with haters, hype, and misinformation. Fake news from every angle.
So let's make some more, shall we?
Make up the most idiotic, nonensical, and pathetic "spoilers" and post them here! Cross the line between speculation and scuttlebutt! Please keep them PG-13 rated!
Examples include:
-The protagonist is a triplet. The other two triplets are romance options.
- You will join 42 different cults in the game.
-The game will include Fable 2-esque pumping out babies and sending them money.
Make up some fake spoilers! Have fun.
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Apr 25, 2024 13:31:39 GMT
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OhDaniGirl
Incoming...
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August 2016
ohdanigirl
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
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Post by OhDaniGirl on Mar 20, 2020 1:38:18 GMT
*Considers copy/pasting that "leak" from a few years ago* That thing was full of nonsense.
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andydandymandy
N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 285 Likes: 685
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andydandymandy
285
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andydandymandy
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by andydandymandy on Mar 20, 2020 5:03:29 GMT
*Considers copy/pasting that "leak" from a few years ago* That thing was full of nonsense. Is that the one where Solas' real name is Salos and he turns into a giant?
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OhDaniGirl
Incoming...
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August 2016
ohdanigirl
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
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Post by OhDaniGirl on Mar 20, 2020 11:10:01 GMT
*Considers copy/pasting that "leak" from a few years ago* That thing was full of nonsense. Is that the one where Solas' real name is Salos and he turns into a giant? That's the one!
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The homeostatic problem-solving structure
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Apr 26, 2022 11:22:31 GMT
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Unicephalon 40-D
An unknown possibly hostile flotilla detected at eight hundred astronomical units from the sun!
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Jun 29, 2017 12:57:11 GMT
June 2017
legendcncd
Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
LegendCNCD / AsariLoverFI
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Post by Unicephalon 40-D on Mar 20, 2020 11:24:55 GMT
Salos will be whirling them fireballz from far away. Impossible to get close, game over man, game over!
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Little Bengel
N3
Partying like it's 1999
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Posts: 952 Likes: 2,618
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Apr 25, 2024 17:30:07 GMT
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Little Bengel
Partying like it's 1999
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February 2017
geminifreak
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Little Bengel on Mar 20, 2020 21:59:17 GMT
First of all, how dare you allWhat have I ever done to you?
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The Pathfinder
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0
Sept 22, 2017 23:01:09 GMT
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Serza
Rendering planets viable since 2017
6,272
August 2016
serza
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Serza on Mar 22, 2020 2:38:29 GMT
The Warden's return will be teased all game long, only to have an easy-to-miss NPC in the post-ending celebration say "Oh, the Hero? Yeah, dead. Slipped on a banana peel and fell from the stairs."
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legbamel
N3
Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem
Origin: legbamel
XBL Gamertag: Legbamel
Posts: 708 Likes: 1,491
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legbamel
Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
708
August 2016
legbamel
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem
legbamel
Legbamel
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Post by legbamel on Mar 22, 2020 14:05:05 GMT
At the funeral, the HoF you used in the Keep will be laid out in all their 2009 glory, exactly as you last saw them. Isabela will loot the Blood Dragon armor from their corpse.
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Apr 25, 2024 15:24:02 GMT
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smilesja
13,721
August 2016
smilesja
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Post by smilesja on Mar 22, 2020 20:54:04 GMT
We can finally romance a Broodmother.
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bolt
N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Shattered Steel, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Posts: 349 Likes: 767
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Aug 10, 2016 16:54:22 GMT
August 2016
bolt
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Shattered Steel, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by bolt on Mar 24, 2020 23:29:23 GMT
Griffins are not extinct. They secretly rule every nation in Thedas. Their bidding is done by their nug spies. All will be revealed when the nug king returns and challenges the protagonist to a dance off.
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melbella
N6
Trouble-shooting Space Diva
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: melbella
Prime Posts: 2186
Prime Likes: 5778
Posts: 7,917 Likes: 24,216
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Apr 25, 2024 15:53:17 GMT
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Trouble-shooting Space Diva
7,917
August 2016
melbella
Bottom
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by melbella on Mar 25, 2020 1:39:47 GMT
Solas will have hair (and it won't be fake)
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Apr 23, 2024 17:30:54 GMT
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Hanako Ikezawa
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August 2016
hanakoikezawa
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Mar 25, 2020 1:47:10 GMT
Solas will have hair (and it won't be fake) Technically this is a real spoiler (his wolf form).
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andydandymandy
N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 285 Likes: 685
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685
andydandymandy
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February 2018
andydandymandy
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by andydandymandy on Mar 25, 2020 2:43:36 GMT
Solas will have hair (and it won't be fake) They did consider giving it to him in Inquisition at one point.
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melbella
N6
Trouble-shooting Space Diva
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: melbella
Prime Posts: 2186
Prime Likes: 5778
Posts: 7,917 Likes: 24,216
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Trouble-shooting Space Diva
7,917
August 2016
melbella
Bottom
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by melbella on Mar 25, 2020 3:00:38 GMT
Solas will have hair (and it won't be fake) Technically this is a real spoiler (his wolf form).
Technically, the wolf form isn't Solas. Besides, as part dragon now, he might be more scaley than furry.
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Apr 25, 2024 18:55:06 GMT
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themikefest
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August 2016
themikefest
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Post by themikefest on Mar 25, 2020 11:47:53 GMT
The beginning of the game will have Solas walking while saying his hocus pocus words to do his spell thing. Before he can finish his phrase, he trips over a rock falling to the ground breaking his neck. Even though he's dead, the main character still prepares to face the elf without knowing he's no longer a threat until the very end.
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wickedcool
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Aug 22, 2016 13:08:32 GMT
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wickedcool
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Post by wickedcool on Mar 26, 2020 13:49:34 GMT
The warden, hawks and inquisitor will return but there will be downsides
You have to play all at the same time (literally) 3 controllers The warden will be only text based voice
Your companions will act all confused as they won’t know who the leader is
Solas has turned all the nugs into vicious predators that one shot everything
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legbamel
N3
Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem
Origin: legbamel
XBL Gamertag: Legbamel
Posts: 708 Likes: 1,491
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1,491
legbamel
Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
708
August 2016
legbamel
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem
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Legbamel
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Post by legbamel on Mar 26, 2020 22:49:55 GMT
There are more bears than ever, and now they're armored...and riding giant spiders.
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therevanchist25
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Mar 15, 2017 23:07:06 GMT
March 2017
therevanchist25
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
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Post by therevanchist25 on Mar 26, 2020 23:21:48 GMT
It's revealed that Solas was preparing an army to combat the threat from Those Beyond The Sea, the same enemy the Qunari ran from when they arrived in Thedas. He lied about the Evanuris because he didn't want to scare people with knowledge of an unstoppable enemy. Turns out Those Beyond The Sea are gigantic, skyscraper sized squids who screech in Dub-step and shoot boiling hot ink from their glans, they call themselves the Grims. Then halfway through the game the Grims arrive and begin to purge Thedas of all life, so nature can reclaim it, because the cycle of nature cannot be broken by artificial interference. Near the end of the game we get a messenger that approaches and tells our company about The Miracle at Par Vollen how the Qunari destroyed several Grims by launching a suicide attack with several Dreadnoughts. This inspires the folks of Thedas, and together with Solas we drive the Grims back beyond Sea. It is at this moment that Solas strikes, and reveals that he lied about his lie about the Evanuris, and he needed Soul Essence from the Grims to shatter the Veil, which he does at once while evilly monologueing, because the Evanuris are actually his buddies, one more lie he told, and he releases them and they all fist bump and laugh while your party is utterly stomped and Thedas is brought to Heel, and Solas assumes the mantle of Leadership with his buddies and rules all of Thedas forever while he hangs the corpses of your party, the inquisitor, the HoF, Hawke, everyone we ever loved or cared about in the franchise outside of his palaces walls, as a lesson to all future generations that resistance is futile. The End.
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bear
N2
Games: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Baldur's Gate
Posts: 217 Likes: 285
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217
October 2016
bear
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Baldur's Gate
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Post by bear on Mar 29, 2020 7:44:56 GMT
- The coronavirus has lead to the need to cut costs for animation for DA4. As a result, there will be no horses in DA4. PC will instead "ride" around Minrathous banging coconuts together. In-game, this will be explained by a new Tevinter law forbidding the use of mounts by foreigners.
- Malachite drop rate increases. There'll be no use for malachite in DA4. In order to progress in the main quest, we will however need to gather 10 calipers. They have a 0.007% drop chanche from mobs that only spawn if you don't progress a minor quest you thought was insignificant.
- Dorian decided to use blood magic to cure himself of his homosexuality. He is not bitter or angry about it. Not at all. Tevinter has noted an increase in burned down orphanages.
- iDA4 will only release as a mobile game and as VR. EA heads responds to criticism by twirling their moustaches and dismissing dissenters as plebeian.
- DA4 will have Tier 5 armor. Only accessible by performing a blood magic ritual involving burning a wicker pyramid cage full of kittens - with a polymorphed Cole placed in the top. Unlocking the T5 armor also automatically places you in monthly lottery to win a brand new iPad. And a car. And a million dollars. *demonic whispers of temptation reaches your ears..*
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legbamel
N3
Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem
Origin: legbamel
XBL Gamertag: Legbamel
Posts: 708 Likes: 1,491
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0
1,491
legbamel
Walkin' shoes walkin' back into BSN.
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August 2016
legbamel
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem
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Legbamel
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Post by legbamel on Mar 30, 2020 16:17:41 GMT
There is a Tevene arena. It involves nude wrestling and chariot races. Due to the aforementioned lack of horses, the competitors pull the chariots while their companions ride with the coconuts.
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The Pathfinder
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Sept 22, 2017 23:01:09 GMT
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Serza
Rendering planets viable since 2017
6,272
August 2016
serza
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Serza on Mar 31, 2020 12:15:46 GMT
- The coronavirus has lead to the need to cut costs for animation for DA4. As a result, there will be no horses in DA4. PC will instead "ride" around Minrathous banging coconuts together. In-game, this will be explained by a new Tevinter law forbidding the use of mounts by foreigners.
- Malachite drop rate increases. There'll be no use for malachite in DA4. In order to progress in the main quest, we will however need to gather 10 calipers. They have a 0.007% drop chanche from mobs that only spawn if you don't progress a minor quest you thought was insignificant.
- Dorian decided to use blood magic to cure himself of his homosexuality. He is not bitter or angry about it. Not at all. Tevinter has noted an increase in burned down orphanages.
- iDA4 will only release as a mobile game and as VR. EA heads responds to criticism by twirling their moustaches and dismissing dissenters as plebeian.
- DA4 will have Tier 5 armor. Only accessible by performing a blood magic ritual involving burning a wicker pyramid cage full of kittens - with a polymorphed Cole placed in the top. Unlocking the T5 armor also automatically places you in monthly lottery to win a brand new iPad. And a car. And a million dollars. *demonic whispers of temptation reaches your ears..*
Honor is life, for without Honor, one may as well be dead.
Bring it.
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 15,026 Likes: 35,833
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Little Pumpkin
314
0
Member is Online
Apr 25, 2024 19:47:57 GMT
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Beerfish
15,026
August 2016
beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Beerfish77
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Post by Beerfish on Apr 7, 2020 23:13:00 GMT
Elfroot is really kale.
To think I have been collecting that crap for years.
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riverdaleswhiteflash
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Sept 28, 2016 8:03:42 GMT
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riverdaleswhiteflash
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire
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Post by riverdaleswhiteflash on Apr 16, 2020 13:27:48 GMT
Chronomancy is back. You have the option of sabotaging the Agents of Fen'Harel as they try to stop the Dragon's Breath plan.
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mousestalker
Inactive Moderator
ღ The Untitled
Just here for the cosplay
Staff Mini-Profile Theme: Mousestalker
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
Posts: 12,116 Likes: 30,348
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ღ The Untitled
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Jan 31, 2024 11:38:50 GMT
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mousestalker
Just here for the cosplay
12,116
August 2016
mousestalker
Mousestalker
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
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Post by mousestalker on Apr 17, 2020 0:04:53 GMT
All the characters will wear toupees. Even the dragons. And especially the nugs.
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Friend of Red Jenny
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August 2016
vertigomez
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Post by vertigomez on Apr 17, 2020 4:08:38 GMT
Turns out Solas as an antagonist is a red herring. He's a puppet of the true man-behind-the-man, the notorious Nug King.
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