Red Wine Is The Devil

When I was very young and thus stupid, it happened that I drank that much wine. Eventually realizing there was absolutely no point to it, I stopped. 

There's a fast and easy cure for hangover. People I tell this to generally don't believe me. But when they in desperation or almost by accident (nothing else to drink) eventually try it, maybe years later, they get very surprised. Because it's awesome. 
- Orange juice! It has to be genuine orange juice, not Fanta or other nonsense. You have to drink 0.5 to 1 litre, but you should start to feel better already after the first glass.
There are sound medical reasons why it works, but I won't go into those here.

Oh, I'm way ahead of you.

Half the bottle was left. Fifteen minutes into it, the hangover was gone!

And now I've learned that Neil Diamond wrote "Red Red Wine."

Which I would have already known, if not for the fact that Simply Red released the definitive version that everyone has played since.

Pretty sure you mean UB40... sure you still don't have that hangover?

50k is quite a lot of money.