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Post by zipzap2000 on Dec 12, 2020 16:56:22 GMT

There is no such thing as "The Sol Galaxy." and if their theories contain one theyre in for a big shock.

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Post by Little Bengel on Dec 12, 2020 17:09:27 GMT

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Post by Quinton O'Connor on Dec 12, 2020 21:52:04 GMT

I’m guessing this thread exists due to personal issue with Kotaku...?

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Post by Sondergaard on Dec 12, 2020 22:29:49 GMT

Dec 12, 2020 16:56:22 GMT zipzap2000 said:

There is no such thing as "The Sol Galaxy." and if their theories contain one theyre in for a big shock.

I went there to do exactly that but got distracted by the article on genital options in Cyberpunk 2077. Can't change labia size, which is apparently an issue. Stopped reading after that.

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Post by Croatsky on Dec 13, 2020 11:36:41 GMT

Holy shit, you're for real!

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Post by Serza on Jan 3, 2021 18:30:30 GMT

Dec 13, 2020 11:36:41 GMT Croatsky said:

Holy shit, you're for real!

Bit of a necro, but...

The tone it's written, too. "Look I'm so smart" kinda tone... Priceless.

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Post by bshep on Jan 3, 2021 18:35:57 GMT

Wouldn't be surprised if whoever wrote this article still thinks Earth is the center of the universe.

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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Jan 3, 2021 20:08:34 GMT

Jan 3, 2021 18:35:57 GMT bshep said:

Wouldn't be surprised if whoever wrote this article still thinks Earth is the center of the universe.

Well, technically it is in the center of the observable universe.

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Post by themikefest on Jan 3, 2021 20:14:33 GMT

Earth is the center of the universe. That's because it's the best looking planet in the universe housing the best species in the universe. It has the best chef, the Honorable Mr. Rupert Gardner, in the universe, and has the human called Shepard who saved the Milky Way by destroying the reapers.

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Post by KaiserShep on Jan 3, 2021 20:24:33 GMT

Dec 12, 2020 22:29:49 GMT Sondergaard said:

Dec 12, 2020 16:56:22 GMT zipzap2000 said:

There is no such thing as "The Sol Galaxy." and if their theories contain one theyre in for a big shock.

I went there to do exactly that but got distracted by the article on genital options in Cyberpunk 2077. Can't change labia size, which is apparently an issue. Stopped reading after that.

Lol what the fuck. Oh Kotaku, you glorious shitbirds.

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Post by Serza on Jan 4, 2021 8:13:11 GMT

Jan 3, 2021 20:14:33 GMT themikefest said:

Earth is the center of the universe. That's because it's the best looking planet in the universe housing the best species in the universe. It has the best chef, the Honorable Mr. Rupert Gardner, in the universe, and has the human called Shepard who saved the Milky Way by destroying the reapers.

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Post by Pounce de León on Jan 4, 2021 12:24:01 GMT

Jan 3, 2021 20:24:33 GMT KaiserShep said:

Dec 12, 2020 22:29:49 GMT Sondergaard said:

I went there to do exactly that but got distracted by the article on genital options in Cyberpunk 2077. Can't change labia size, which is apparently an issue. Stopped reading after that.

Lol what the fuck. Oh Kotaku, you glorious shitbirds.

Your take on Judy Alvarez, that avatar?

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Post by KaiserShep on Jan 4, 2021 13:09:45 GMT

Jan 4, 2021 12:24:01 GMT Pounce de León said:

Jan 3, 2021 20:24:33 GMT KaiserShep said:

Lol what the fuck. Oh Kotaku, you glorious shitbirds.

Your take on Judy Alvarez, that avatar?

Yeah

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Post by SofaJockey on Jan 4, 2021 23:37:41 GMT

Ah yes, the Sol Galaxy...

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Post by SirSourpuss on Jan 5, 2021 1:01:40 GMT

I think it's fairly obvious the writer meant the "Sol system" and is just a brainfart on their part. Means the writer didn't proofread their shit.

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Post by NotN7 on Jan 5, 2021 3:14:30 GMT

Jan 5, 2021 1:01:40 GMT SirSourpuss said:

I think it's fairly obvious the writer meant the "Sol system" and is just a brainfart on their part. Means the writer didn't proofread their shit.

Ummmm? just like they don't verify their sources? (you know what I mean) :lol:

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Post by SirSourpuss on Jan 5, 2021 3:18:13 GMT

Jan 5, 2021 3:16:02 GMT NotN7 said:

Ummmm? just like they don't verify their sources? (you know what I mean) :lol:

I don't know about that, I don't follow Kotaku. Their content is pretty shit regardless, so that in itself keeps me away from their site.

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Post by KaiserShep on Jan 5, 2021 4:49:26 GMT

Jan 5, 2021 1:01:40 GMT SirSourpuss said:

I think it's fairly obvious the writer meant the "Sol system" and is just a brainfart on their part. Means the writer didn't proofread their shit.

Hah, typical Kotaku.

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Post by zipzap2000 on Feb 21, 2021 12:46:10 GMT

Jan 3, 2021 18:30:30 GMT Serza said:

Dec 13, 2020 11:36:41 GMT Croatsky said:

Holy shit, you're for real!

Bit of a necro, but...

The tone it's written, too. "Look I'm so smart" kinda tone... Priceless.

Man i wanted to punch a female reporter over it.

After 5 years and $40 million they give you a Mass Effect beta demo to prepare for Anthem. Sold at full price featuring never to be resolved cliffhangers. BioWare is over Pyjaks.

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