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Post by MrGDL87 on Dec 30, 2020 9:16:43 GMT
Here is a thread to post some Cyberpunk puns  (just to be aware, there will be some slight spoilers) How does Johnny Silverhand weigh himself?... Engrams What is Ward's favourite song?... Blue River Vote Holt for mayor otherwise the city will be in... peralezis. Did you know that fishermen use the net to help them catch fish?... They use the solekiller program. Why don't you see any sailors at sea?... They're on their cyberdecks instead How did V bring down the Kang Tao vehicle?... By pressing the AV button What gang will you likely see in Japantown at Chrismas (they'll be dressed in red)?... Santa Claws Why was the golf side activity cut from the game?... It was difficult to animate a certain netrunner putting down her golf ball. It was known as the Tee-bug. Why did V push the leader of maelstrom down a hill?... Wanted a Rolls Royce What does Johnny do at Mikoshi?... Pressed ctrl alt and delete at the mainframe What does V say to the taxi when leaving 'the heist'?... Del, ta  |
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Post by Gileadan on Dec 30, 2020 9:40:53 GMT
Here, have A Like Supreme
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Post by Pounce de León on Dec 30, 2020 9:58:32 GMT
Just wanted to chip in to say that you're a real doll.
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Post by acehilator on Dec 30, 2020 12:45:18 GMT
Oh noes. Dad jokes are still alive and well in 2077, it seems  |
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MrGDL87
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Post by MrGDL87 on Dec 30, 2020 13:42:40 GMT
Say what you want but I think Clare is the raciest character in Cyberpunk. The Aldecaldos favourite song is by Sam & Dave because everyone of them is a... soul man. What does Mr Welles dress up as at Halloween?... Jack the Ripper Doc. What do you get prescribed if you get a chest infection at Lizzy's?... Amoxicillan When Ms Alvarez starts to uppercut her enemies, she becomes... the punching Judy show. The netrunner in afterlife is a thief and tends to nix other peoples ideas. Sandra Dorsett doesn't wear any clothes around her neck since the rescue because... she dislikes scarves. There was also a pun in the game on the radio news which states that there's a drink called Ara-saké which I though was clever. |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Dec 31, 2020 19:37:07 GMT
Why can you hear shouting at Peter Pan's hideout?... It's the serial killer as he has turrets. What football team do V and Mr Blue Eyes support?... Crystal Palace What type of shoes does Jackie use in the rain?... Wellies Which animal are revered by netrunners?... RAMs The weather always changes when visiting Victor as it tends to be misty. |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jan 4, 2021 19:13:08 GMT
What does Judy give to someone who she doesn't trust?... Her BD eye Players who complete the Joshua Stephenson mission may end up feeling cross. What did Kerry say to V when he found out about his condition?... You're uh dying This last one is a bit of a stretch. I was going for Kerry's last name of Eurodyne which could be separated into you're (eur) dying (dyn) without the e on the end. It made sense to me at the time  |
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Post by mybudgee on Jan 10, 2021 19:20:47 GMT
Ah... yes.
Puns, the highest form of comedy
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Post by Babar Guy on Jan 25, 2021 23:21:05 GMT
What do netrunners call it when they go for a vacation? Beach protocol Who is the most beloved classic old-timey movie star among Night City mercs? Eddie Murphy What did Johnny Silverhand think V lacked compared to him in terms of footwear? Impressive Crocs What Mass Effect character did Kerry Eurodyne and Johnny Silverhand love so much that they wrote a song about them? Garrus Vakarian (ok, not a pun but a semi-obscure reference) What TV show makes Nomads unsure if they should keep watching or pick up their phones instead? Better Call Saul |
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