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There once was a cat who wore a purple hat and even the rats said "would ya look at that?!"

There once was a Magistrate who was easy to intimidate and infuriate
When aposate mages rebelled and stormed the Chantry Gate
He ran away and was easy to manipulate
And left the Aposate Mages to Celebrate

Owners love their cats,
Indeed they do,
Little do the owners know,
Your cat wants to murder you!

Once whilst gazing at quail,
My lunch began to fail
The hand tossed salad
simply wasn't valid
I had forgotten to put in the kale.

What goes best with drinking ale
is eating tasty kale

Riddler didn't need to throw his bail,
because he ate his kale.


Superman was down in the dale,
consuming kale.

The Flash's feet never fail
due to his eating kale

Monty Python found the Holy Grail
after chewing their kale

Wonder Woman withstood the hil
because she consumed her kale

Lancelot didn't need his mail
after eating his kale.

Eowyn didn't break her nail
thanks to eating his kale.

Jack and Jill kept their pail
'cause they ate their kale.

The coyote can't catch the quail,
because quails eat kale.

France has the best rail
thanks to eating kale.

The Dutch mastered the sail,
after eating kale.

Beyonce has a very nice tail
from eating her kale.

Salome didn't need seven veils
thanks to eating kale

Captain kirk finally found the whale
due to using kale.

Ode to a tasty vegetable. (c) 2021

I belieive my toes are froze!

Was Morrigan who said
in Old Common
"Whence come the dead"
in Old Common
"Tis really a fright"
in Old Common
"twas searching the night"
in Old Common
"for a bear in a tree"
in Old Common
"Now behold and then see
a bear plucked like a pear"
Now Morrigan is known as
Shakesbear

I looked forward,
I looked aft,
I cleaned my glasses,
And fell down a mine shaft,

It was dark,
it was wet,
A giant rat grinned
said "I'll be your pet!"

I called him Rufus
Rufus the rat
I asked about escape
Rufus pointed to my hat

Aha! Rufus you are so smart
I tossed my hat way up high
A person spotted the hat
I was rescued before I could die

I asked Rufus to come
He decided to stay
way down in his lair
A rat and yet tame

How much wine-ing can one man chore?
A "Beerfish question" he had pondered before...

With a bottle in hand, he decided to pour,
He wine-d and he wine-d,and then he wine-d some more.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that's why I poop 💩 on company time.

Boss makes a benjamin, I get a penny. That's why at work I watch LetterKenny.

There once was a man from Swahili....

I close my eyes and smile
A warm glow comes over the land
The endorphins flood my body
Another bsner has just be banned

The pies are so good, made with loving care
I'd give some to my BSN friends, too bad I don't share.