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As Slim Pickens:

Well I surreeee don't know what you cowpokes are lookin at round here. After a hard day of ropin n rastlin an ropin an shootin an ropin an herdin a fella's gotta eat him some beans and what does a cowboy do after he done eat his beans? He farts round the campfire that's a what he does, farts and gets out his geetar and strums n farts.

Next Up: Pac-man

As Tweety:

- I Dought I daw a putty tat! I did, I did daw a putty tat!

Next: Paul Bocuse

As Gordon Ramsey

"You Fu**ing burnt the kale! How can you burn kale! What kind of Fu**ing chef are you! Fu**ing kale has to be bathed in sweet milk BEFORE Fu**ing cooking it! You're a fu**ing fail of a chef!"

Next up: Keith Richards

As Bonnie Raitt:

-We can live in fear or act out of hope (that was a tricky one)

Next: Louis XIV the Sun King

As Otto von Bismarck:

"I feel that the annexation of Elsass-Lothringen may bring trouble further down the line."

Next up! "Roy" Urquhart!

As Rob Roy MacGregor:

"Och a wee dram o scotch n some haggis would make me feel better. It's all aboot William Wallace tis it? Wallace this! Wallace that FREEEDOOOMMMMMMM! Silly git dies a bad death where as i retied to me cottage after me pardon n died a natural death."

Next: A very very smart Vorcha

As Poe:

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Chicken of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this fluffy white chicken beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no finger lickin,
Ghastly grim and ancient Chicken wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Chicken “Eat some smores.”


Next: The Troll Under the Bridge

As Keith Richards:

"Man, I gotta watch my intake"

"Do you ever get that feeling of déjà vu ..."

"That phenomenon of the mind where you think you've been there or done this before?"

Next: Linus VanPelt

As Harry:

" I know what you're thinking. Do I have four or five deep cuts and skull fractures in my head, from the recoil whipping my face with the gun?
With all the blood it ain't easy to see, right? And honestly, to tell the truth, I don't know either. I seem to be a bit confused and dazed.
But as this is a Linebaugh 500 Magnum, that will penetrate more than five feet of wet newspaper, ...or kill an Elephant, you gotta ask yourself one question: - Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you? Punk? "



Next: James Bond (actor free choice)

“Cowards die many times before their deaths.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear,
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.”

(Julius Caesar; Shakespeare, Act II Scene II)


Next Up: Nurse Ratched