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Post by Blaze on Nov 12, 2018 0:46:21 GMT
hawke: "you know nug call?" tallis: "you go elbow deep in wyvern shit and i' the weird one?"
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hawke: "can we hunt something small and cuddly next time? maybe vegeterian?"
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Post by Chenowl Blanc on Nov 23, 2018 8:08:59 GMT
I had a good laugh yesterday about a very short wartable banter (I don't recall the exact words): Cullen: "I should inspect the trebuchets. They must be calibrated to reach optimal range." Josephine: "Again? How often do you have to do that?!" Thanks for the ME easter egg. Loved it.
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Post by Pounce de León on Nov 23, 2018 9:20:14 GMT
For me it was the various *disgusted noises* of Cassandra.
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Post by Quickpaw on Nov 24, 2018 1:46:12 GMT
For me it was the various *disgusted noises* of Cassandra. I wouldn't want life in the forums to become... unbearable.
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Post by Sifr on Nov 24, 2018 2:48:39 GMT
Varric's constant surprise at having his own fandom;
Vivienne: You know Varric, darling, I read your "Hard in Hightown". Varric: You did? Seriously?! Vivienne: Most of the Imperial Court did. It was in fashion a few winters ago. Varric: Just how much gold is my publisher stealing from me?
Varric: I need to have a few words with my publisher. The first word will be "You". The second will be "B*****d". They've been claiming for years my crime serials don't sell in Orlais, so why is the Council of Heralds asking me for autographs?
Inquisitor: Cassandra is waiting for the next issue of "Swords and Shields". Varric: I must have heard that wrong. It sounded like you said that Cassandra read my books. Inquisitor: She's a pretty big fan in fact. Varric: Are we talking about the same Cassandra? Tall, grumpy Seeker, like's stabbing things. Wait, did you say the romance serial? She's be waiting a while, then. I haven't finished it and I wasn't planning to. That books is easily the worst I've ever written. The last issue barely sold enough for the ink. Inquisitor: Well, Cassandra seems to be hooked on it. Varric: And I honestly though a hole in the sky was the weirdest thing that could happen. So... you want me to finish the latest issue of my worst serial. For Cassandra. That's such a terrible idea, I have to do it.
Helsdim: Hold a moment, you're... you're... you're Varric Tethras! Varric: You've got to be kidding me. Helsdim: I've read all your books and I have all the printings of "Hard in Hightown". Even the banned version. I've read it thrice! Varric: Nice to know the "rock falls, everyone dies" ending found it's audience.
And discovering the "Chapter???" of "Hard in Hightown" in Vir Dirthara;
Varric: What the... I never wrote this?!
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Post by vertigomez on Dec 12, 2018 15:30:35 GMT
This cracked me up. Zevran: I understand that there are elves in the Qunari lands, Sten. Sten: There are elves everywhere. Zevran: Hm. Yes. Well, I've heard that the Qunari actually put the elves in charge? Over the humans? Is that true? Sten: Some of them. Zevran: Only some? Which ones are they? Sten: The ones who belong in charge. That is the way of the Qun. Zevran: How does this Qun determine who belongs in charge? Sten: The tamassrans evaluate everyone and place them where their talents merit. Zevran: But elves, in general, merit higher places than humans in Qunari society? Sten: Some of them. Zevran: Back where we began. It's like talking to a water wheel.
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Post by Sokemis on Dec 12, 2018 23:56:56 GMT
This cracked me up. I don't even remember that one, and my canon Warden dragged Zevran and Sten everywhere with her... maybe it's a sign I need to replay Origins again Can't remember if I posted this one or not: Zevran: So, err....is it Lord Loghain? Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden. Zevran: So just Loghain, then? Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind? * Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens. Loghain: I thought you looked familiar. Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain. Loghain: You don't say. Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it. Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me. I always wished there was a way to make a mod where the part of that starting at the * would happen when Loghain shows up at Eamon's Denerim estate if Zev was in the party.
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Post by vertigomez on Dec 17, 2018 4:17:07 GMT
Oh, Zevran.
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Post by midnight tea on Dec 17, 2018 9:54:49 GMT
Varric's constant surprise at having his own fandom; Vivienne: You know Varric, darling, I read your " Hard in Hightown". Varric: You did? Seriously?! Vivienne: Most of the Imperial Court did. It was in fashion a few winters ago. Varric: Just how much gold is my publisher stealing from me? Varric: I need to have a few words with my publisher. The first word will be "You". The second will be "B*****d". They've been claiming for years my crime serials don't sell in Orlais, so why is the Council of Heralds asking me for autographs? Inquisitor: Cassandra is waiting for the next issue of "Swords and Shields".Varric: I must have heard that wrong. It sounded like you said that Cassandra read my books. Inquisitor: She's a pretty big fan in fact. Varric: Are we talking about the same Cassandra? Tall, grumpy Seeker, like's stabbing things. Wait, did you say the romance serial? She's be waiting a while, then. I haven't finished it and I wasn't planning to. That books is easily the worst I've ever written. The last issue barely sold enough for the ink. Inquisitor: Well, Cassandra seems to be hooked on it. Varric: And I honestly though a hole in the sky was the weirdest thing that could happen. So... you want me to finish the latest issue of my worst serial. For Cassandra. That's such a terrible idea, I have to do it. Helsdim: Hold a moment, you're... you're... you're Varric Tethras! Varric: You've got to be kidding me. Helsdim: I've read all your books and I have all the printings of "Hard in Hightown". Even the banned version. I've read it thrice! Varric: Nice to know the "rock falls, everyone dies" ending found it's audience. And discovering the "Chapter???" of " Hard in Hightown" in Vir Dirthara; Varric: What the... I never wrote this?! Varric has fans even in the Fade! Cole: Your stories aren't real. But then people read them and they are!
Varric: Nn, get the readers invested and you'll have them forever. Cole: So many people reading, dreaming, feeling. Spirits spill around the veil making shapes. Reality from writing! Varric: I've got fans in the Fade? Well, that's something. Shame I'll never meet them.
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Post by vertigomez on Dec 19, 2018 5:25:59 GMT
RIP me.... cause of death.... schmoopy romantic dialogue
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Post by Augustei on Dec 24, 2018 11:26:52 GMT
Zevran: So, err....is it Lord Loghain? Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden. Zevran: So just Loghain, then? Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind? Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens. Loghain: I thought you looked familiar. Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain. Loghain: You don't say. Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it. Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
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Post by vertigomez on Jan 2, 2019 2:26:41 GMT
Varric breaking the fourth wall in Legacy... Isabela: You've a nickname for everyone. Varric: That's true, Rivaini. Isabela: But everyone just calls you Varric. That's hardly fair. Varric: Well, it's my story. Isabela: What? Varric: Nothing.
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Post by House Targaryen on Jan 3, 2019 18:09:41 GMT
Sera: So, you and the Lady Inquisitor. Interesting. Solas: Your interest is not my concern. Sera: That's all right, because I meant boring. The elf always takes the elf so that banging bits will mean something. Solas: It is not a topic for discussion. Sera: Oh, come on. Drop 'em and rebuild the empire. Phwoar! Inquisitor: (Laughter) You're ridiculous. Sera: Not me. It's him! And you. Solas: Only one of us is looking sad and foolish, Sera. Sera: Oh, go twang your ears!
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Post by vertigomez on Jan 4, 2019 3:30:48 GMT
Charter over here not taking any shit 👀
Pellane: What kind of a name is Charter, anyway? It doesn't sound elven. Charter: I said that you could call me that, Scout Pellane. I never said it was my name. Pellane: You're a bit terrifying at times, Charter. Charter: Why? Because you're realizing that every elf you casually call "knife-ear" might have a life you know nothing about? Pellane: I was hoping you'd forgotten about that. Charter: In this line of work, we can afford to forget nothing.
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Post by vertigomez on Jan 14, 2019 1:16:41 GMT
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Post by Catilina on Jan 14, 2019 1:30:40 GMT
This is brilliant, indeed.
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Post by House Targaryen on Jan 15, 2019 6:38:50 GMT
Iron Bull: Quite the stink-eye you've got going, Dorian. Dorian: You stand there, flexing your muscles, huffing like some beast of burden with no thought save conquest. Iron Bull: That's right. These big muscled hands could tear those robes off while you struggled, helpless in my grip. Iron Bull: I'd pin you down, and as you gripped my horns; I. Would. Conquer. You. Dorian: Uh. What? Iron Bull: Oh. Is that not where we're going? Dorian: No. It was very much not.
My take Inquisitor: Uhh perhaps you guys may want to discuss this in privacy back at Skyhold?
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Post by Quickpaw on Jan 18, 2019 1:40:14 GMT
Avaline: Alright... I can fix this. I need... I need three goats; and a sheaf of wheat! You'll deliver them to his mother! Merrill: Wheat and goats? Well THAT wouldn't be appropriate unless you were courting him. Avaline: 'Exasperated Noise' MERRILL. Merrill: 'Excited Gasp' YOU'RE COURTING HIM!!!
And later:
Avaline: I never ask to be the butt of your jokes. Hawke: Donnic. Avaline: ... Alright, some times I DO ask for it.
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Post by Iddy on Jan 23, 2019 15:14:27 GMT
"I do what I can. Sometimes it doesn't seem like enough."
Hawke, during the conversation with ghost Leandra in the end of Legacy.
I love the male VA's delivery here. Hawke sounded really sad and tired, which is very humanizing.
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Post by Ieldra on Jan 25, 2019 10:11:15 GMT
Inquisitor in Redcliffe Castle: "I've never fought a god before. This should be memorable." The delivery makes this almost reach Hawke levels of snark.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Jan 31, 2019 10:35:35 GMT
I have several but these are just a few from the top of my head Warden: always something to kill, and I'm the one to do it (this is during Witch Hunt when Finn asks to enter the repository and Knight-Captain Hadley refuses him due to the Sentinels)
Hawke: she spends her time making poison and cake...please tell me you didn't try the cake (in response to Dougal Gavorn when he threatens Hawke's mother during the Profit and Loss quest in Act 2)
Inquisitor: you answered the death of your clan...with a goat? (one of the most hilarious sit in judgment options imo )
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Post by Sokemis on Jan 31, 2019 14:18:07 GMT
Inquisitor: you answered the death of your clan...with a goat? (one of the most hilarious sit in judgment options imo ) One of my favorites - I always "sentence" him to throw all the goats he wants to at Tevinter. My other favorite is judging Florianne's corpse and the box she came in.
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Post by LadyofNemesis on Jan 31, 2019 14:59:11 GMT
Inquisitor: you answered the death of your clan...with a goat? (one of the most hilarious sit in judgment options imo ) One of my favorites - I always "sentence" him to throw all the goats he wants to at Tevinter. My other favorite is judging Florianne's corpse and the box she came in. I do the same with him, banishment to Tevinter with as much weapons as he can carry he's so happy when you give him that sentence to bad some of the sentences aren't part of the Keep tapestry, it'd be hilarious to find him in Tevinter in DA4 throwing goats and Venatori
Florianne is alive in my canon world state, I always let her work as a commoner there's a quote from a movie I like that encompasses her reaction almost perfectly (though Florianne is much better at hiding it)
"it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people." (from the movie Trading Places)
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Post by Sokemis on Feb 1, 2019 0:28:43 GMT
Florianne is alive in my canon world state, I always let her work as a commoner there's a quote from a movie I like that encompasses her reaction almost perfectly (though Florianne is much better at hiding it)
"it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people." (from the movie Trading Places) I originally did the same with her, and I think not killing her and sentencing her to farm work is what my Inquisitor would have done. But then I learned you can judge her corpse and couldn't resist going back and changing things. Headcanon that she had no option but to kill her in self-defense at the ball. Then when she is made to judge her later, her responds just shows how done my normally diplomatic Lavellan is with Orlais' shit Inquisitor: "I call for rehabilitation! The skull shall do public theater about the evils of evil. I also judge the box. End table for orphans." Josephine was not amused (neither was Cullen at the follow-up war table mission), lol.
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Post by House Targaryen on Mar 5, 2019 7:18:40 GMT
Cole snooping around in the wrong person's head. Maybe.
Cole: (If the Inquisitor had vallaslin removed.) Ar lasa mala revas. You are so beautiful. But then you turned away. Why? Solas: I had no choice. Cole: She is bare-faced, embarrassed, and she doesn't know. She thinks it's because of her. Solas: You cannot heal this, Cole. Please, let it go. Inquisitor: Perhaps Cole can get a better answer from you than I did. Cole: He hurts, an old pain from before, when everything sang the same. Cole: You're real, and it means everyone could be real. It changes everything, but it can't. Cole: They sleep, masked in a mirror, hiding, hurting, and to wake them... (Gasps.) Where did it go? Solas: I apologize, Cole. That is not a pain you can heal.
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