Your Ideal Fantasy Game?

No snow is a personal preference, as I like bright sunshine settings with jungles, ruins, beaches, flowers... so Eastern Asia, Arabia, Africa, Mediterranean, South America - anything but Northern and Central Europe. I live in a city with 6 months of winter, and where we saw snow every month of the year. I hate snow. I've also only travelled through Europe and only a bit of South America, so I want something totally different in gaming.

I am not interested in a new take on dwarves and elves, like in DA. I wish they had Quanari from the start and a couple of other, different races instead of elves and dwarves.

I am completely indifferent to soundtracks, as long as it is not modern rock music or maudlin pop songs like in eastern MMOs . Any instrumental would do, SWTOR and icewind dales were fine. Bio usually do good with music. And I normally turn it down anyway, so... whatever other people want, so long there is a slider.

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League of Legend is your best choice. Look no further. LoL is the definition of an ideal fantasy game.
Lets start off with some sexy-ass sick Graphics the game has. It lets you run this shit on any potato, ever been blessed by Jesus? this feels alike. as for characters, you'll find a shitful of champions of all kinds: unbalanced broken motherfuckers who can take out the whole enemy team just with a single click and piss all over their dead bodies, melees, ranged, mages, skinny, thicc, shorties, men, women, transgenders, drag queens, the whole freak fest is in here.

Interesting storytelling. The game puts you in the dangerous world where a group of autistic summoners gathers together to defeat the evil team of enemy autistic summoners, they will spew a shit ton bag of toxicity and memes in the chat to let your spirit down. But your not that easy to give up just like that, right?
The game also contains well-to-fuck made side quests where you hiding your ass in a bushes waiting for the right moment to jump out and gank your enemy like surprise motherfucker or fuck-up and get yourself and your teammie killed by making a stupid mistake and get fuck-flamed by both teams. Want some rpg mechanics? you fucking got here a massive cock-shitting skill tree and even 2 bonus spells, how fucking cool is that?

Open world as big as skyrim? Well, you got a three maps to choose from. A three big full of flora and fauna maps that make you feel like ur goddamned Alice in some motherfucking wonderland. But this land is without any stupid rabbits who used to put their fluffy fucking cocks in the wrong hole and weirdos wearing top hats and drinking tea every fucking time like its a goddamn whiskey

Character creation. Ok this one is fairly replaced with a shitload of skins that you can either win or spent some cash on. The golden rule of League of Legends is you may be terribly bad at this game but you just MUST get all the skins just to show off how cool you are.

Romance and character mechanics: Regarding romance you can change the camera view or some shit to be able to spot and enjoy your champions body parts, dont forget to put some sexy skin on your character and yknow just...please yourself...ok this is weird but trust me people do that kinda shit.

Boss fights. Well there is a huge-ass Baron Nashor also knows as 'The cock-slapper' who cant be taken down without your sorry-ass teammates. And guess what you even have a respawning dragons and other neutral monsters such as bonobo apes with a big boosted shlongers all over the jungle. I guarantee you gonna feel like a true hero like what was that skyrim's dude name..whatever, like our saviour pres. Obama fighting your way through all these fantasy cock sucking creatures.

the combat of dragons dogma, black desert and a bit of inquisition... shit, really? You got a 6 fucking keys on your cumjizzing keyboard to enjoy your game experience. 6 keys! Its like 1 key more than someshit ME3MP has. What else do you fuckin need?
But lets be serious here, you gotta use some strategy, think your next move through like should you step forward and poke your enemy with your dick or step back hiding behind your tower making your enemy think that youre nothing but a shitlicking f@ggot or even getting back to your fucking homebase and take a little rest like a trash whore after a long fcuking night.
Dont tell me you didnt hook up to this game reading this loads of toxic shit. You think you have what it takes to start that journey? I bet my fucking dick that you dont.

Oh, but I do.

So Dresden in the 1920s.

Or something in the vein of Grimnoir?

._. Basically those two though. 

As a girl you'll easily find alot of white knights who gladly carry you through 'elo hell' ... It must be so fun being a gamer chick 
but honestly i dont get all that fantasy hype. like do people actually enjoy magic spelling and dragon slaying?

Yeah, casting and fighting monsters is great fun, but it really depends on its execution. I love how Dragon Age goes about it. 

Still sounds weird to me. Not judging, just saying

I guess as a cyberpunk junkie i just got a problem diving into fantasy settings. Lemme take the game Shadowrun as example, its univese built on the mixing of sci-fi and fantasy worlds. This is ridiculous. Its like 2 completely different worlds. Its just a chaos. I cant stand all those shamans and spell casters so i always taking gunners. To me fantasy world is somewhat kinda fairy tale. And i cant help but thinking its so goddamn unrealistic. The reason i stopped watching game of throne is they put so much magic into it. I dont believe that people who have such a poor technology knowledge able to get into someones mind and control it and etc.
So yea i guess that said, I cant play a game/watch a movie/read a book without feeling (lose myself) in its atmosphere even if it has a mindblowing story and characters.

Well, I've read GoT, and I've liked it because the books at the time had very subtle magics. I suspect it's exaggerated in the tv series.

I have no quarrel with guns next to magic and bows, because for many centuries firearms actually were not superior to the low tech missiles. Or at least that's what I read. And by late, I mean as late as the late 19th century. So it gives you a very long period where indeed everything goes, particularly if you place a lot of constraints, rather then just give into the game mechanics that demands very fast, immediate and abundant use of your chosen pew pew method. Or at least I imagine it does, because the moment I tasted it, I could not go back to the turn-based games.

To a degree, a mix of firearms and magic does not bother me as much as the fantasy trope of a female archer does.

One of the settings I would not mind is were I'd see early firearms, alchemy, astrology, rapiers and flashy outfits replacing armor, maybe up to the point of Arcanum done in gorgeous graphics.

Cool! Also Im curious, how come you don't like boss fights? Their one of my favorite parts of fantasy games.

Thats fine, I don't expect my perfect game to ever come out either at least not anytime soon in this gaming generation. It could probably happen though, but sometime in the really far future like in my great great grandkids generation or something lol. it's just fun to think about and hear other peoples opinions.