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These threads are sufficiently amusing to get a 'free pass' for a few hours.

Some thread locks at some point seem likely, so make the most of the time...

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How can we not get locked?

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Post by gethadept on Apr 11, 2017 19:27:57 GMT

Ok. Here are some serious questions.

1. Do sniper rifles have hip shot penalty?
2. Do enemy shields have any kind of damage modifier?
3. Do melee or combo attack bypass enemy shield gate?

:excited:

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Post by OneWomanArmy on Apr 11, 2017 19:29:36 GMT

Because we are that cool? And awesome? And innocent and we deserve to have some fun? Yes?

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Apr 11, 2017 19:25:47 GMT Pyrceval78 said:

How can we not get locked?

Good question:

An interesting MEAMP-related thread that's more than just a comedy title might do it.

My expectations for this thread are not high...

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Post by megabeast37215 on Apr 11, 2017 19:29:59 GMT

Thank you for you lenience.. but damn, I really wanted to ask Hitler how he feels about all the Donald Trump comparisons from the single player foru.. umm.. I mean liberal America.

FWIW: I'm leaving in 30 minutes and I won't care if my thread dies.

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Apr 11, 2017 19:29:36 GMT OneWomanArmy said:

Because we are that cool? And awesome? And innocent and we deserve to have some fun? Yes?

And yes, we are that cool, awesome and can have some fun....

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Apr 11, 2017 19:31:06 GMT SofaJockey said:

Apr 11, 2017 19:29:36 GMT OneWomanArmy said:

Because we are that cool? And awesome? And innocent and we deserve to have some fun? Yes?

And yes, we are that cool, awesome and can have some fun....

Thank you

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Post by Mortiel on Apr 11, 2017 19:39:50 GMT

My question:

One upon a time, there was a horse. But this was no ordinary horse. This horse had four legs! As a result, this horse was able to run and gallop and jump. And then this person came along. This nefarious person said this horse was not a horse, but rather a couch! The end.

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Apr 11, 2017 19:39:50 GMT Mortiel said:

My question:

One upon a time, there was a horse. But this was no ordinary horse. This horse had four legs! As a result, this horse was able to run and gallop and jump. And then this person came along. This nefarious person said this horse was not a horse, but rather a couch! The end.

There are no question marks in this question.

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Apr 11, 2017 19:45:02 GMT @maxcrushmore said:

Apr 11, 2017 19:27:57 GMT gethadept said:

1. Do sniper rifles have hip shot penalty?

Yes

Dang... I wanted to use raptor as crazy hipfire weapon on some of my characters.. x_x

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Apr 11, 2017 19:36:56 GMT Cirvante said:

Why was my thread locked? Serious question.

What are you implying? Beerfish doesn't really know anything about thermonuclear dynamics?

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Apr 11, 2017 19:36:56 GMT Cirvante said:

Why was my thread locked? Serious question.

Yeah I had WW2 questions. So not fair...

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Post by kaind on Apr 11, 2017 20:22:28 GMT

Are you going to answer serious questions like this?

Apr 11, 2017 19:27:57 GMT gethadept said:

Ok. Here are some serious questions.

1. Do sniper rifles have hip shot penalty?
2. Do enemy shields have any kind of damage modifier?
3. Do melee or combo attack bypass enemy shield gate?

:excited:

Because I have a bunch of serious gameplay questions that I would like to get answers to.
I legit have a lot of questions that only bioware would be able to answer.

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Apr 11, 2017 19:43:06 GMT megabeast37215 said:

Apr 11, 2017 19:39:50 GMT Mortiel said:

My question:

One upon a time, there was a horse. But this was no ordinary horse. This horse had four legs! As a result, this horse was able to run and gallop and jump. And then this person came along. This nefarious person said this horse was not a horse, but rather a couch! The end.

There are no question marks in this question.

Yes there was. You just can't see it because it's invisible.

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