Netflix will produce The Witcher series

If they wanted to do it Hot Fuzz-style, Frost could be a wannabe-Witcher who's read too many of Dandelion's stories:

"Geralt, have you ever flown threw the air sideways while casting Aard with your left hand and Axii with your right?"
"Well, I got thrown through the air by a griffin while casting Aard once, but you can only cast one sign at a time."
"How about getting set on fire while casting Aard and killing the griffin with an arrow?"
"Usually if I'm on fire, I'm too busy putting the flames out to be casting signs."
"What about this? Ever gotten knocked off a cliff while throwing a dagger through a nekker's brain, trapping a wraith with Yrden, and beheading a harpy with your silver sword?"
"That...isn't physically possible."
"What about the noble bard Dandelion?"
"What about him?"
"Is it true you and he once rescued twenty different damsels from Velen bandits in a single night?"
"Oh for crying out loud...."
"And that one of the bandits had a pet ghoul that was about to eat you when Dandelion cut its head off?"
"Hey, see that tavern over there? I need you to go in there, and...um...keep an eye out for monsters. For the next three months."