ME:A vs Android Up-skirts

But wait, not only that, apparently they received a new shipment of Horizon: Zero Dawn yesterday! (They had run out.)



Nier: Automata and Horizon: Zero Dawn are only available at full release prices, but ME:A has already come down to $50, which is pretty close to what I was willing to pay for DA:I a couple of months after its release.

Horizon is apparently a fairly short game, and if that's the case, I'd probably be willing to wait a couple of more months to get it cheaper. Nier appears have a lot of content, and has been reviewed quite well (at least on console.)

Now sure, I could skip a couple of cases of beer in the next few weeks and get all three, but how would I justify my beer-drinking profile pic? Also, how could I spark energetic professional wrestling forum discussion comparing the games in question?

The fellow at Microplay (the good one, not the bad Microplay that's on my shitlist - that one's in the south end of town, those bastards) was quick to praise Horizon as the best game within the last year, and also to say that he feels ME:A is unfairly criticized (not to say he claimed it was a great game, just that he felt the comparison to the original trilogy was over-emphasized.)

Of course, I do not expect rational thoughts about how the games stack up in value to other recent releases, nor any kind of fair or objective thoughts. I want people throwing chairs and Witcher-style beheadings. Unless you don't feel up to it.

Also, beheadings is apparently not a word, according to spellcheck, which means GRRM has some 'splaining to do!