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Post by PapaCharlie9 on Jun 25, 2017 21:39:51 GMT
This is a rather well done satire article. Quoted out of context, it would read like a real (read, long on hype and short on details) gaming news article, but it's just a big joke. You've been warned -- if you are caught taking this seriously, you'll be made fun of. BioWare Fans Reluctantly Begin Shipping Anthem’s Various Exosuits(the link is abbreviated to "more-like-sexosuit") Some choice excerpts:
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Agent 46
Clearance Level Ultra
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Gileadan on Jun 26, 2017 7:33:44 GMT
Wait, that article is satire and just making fun of "romance"?
Fricking exophobes.
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Post by PillarBiter on Jun 26, 2017 8:39:07 GMT
Our javelins better be able to interlock with each other.
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Post by monuhm on Jun 26, 2017 11:01:03 GMT
Our javelins better be able to interlock with each other. Just no puzzle piece references
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Post by PillarBiter on Jun 26, 2017 11:23:36 GMT
Our javelins better be able to interlock with each other. Just no puzzle piece references "Please complete sudoku to achieve romance".
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Post by Elfen Lied on Jun 26, 2017 13:28:05 GMT
This is pure gold:
LOL
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Post by monuhm on Jun 26, 2017 16:14:14 GMT
Just no puzzle piece references "Please complete sudoku to achieve romance". I guess I will be loveless
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Post by Iakus on Jun 26, 2017 16:35:08 GMT
Just no puzzle piece references "Please complete sudoku to achieve romance". Bah, just hit the heart icons and you're golden.
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Post by CrutchCricket on Jun 26, 2017 19:33:32 GMT
Doesn't matter,
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