Ryan Gosling has Lopsided eyes

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So I was watching Blade Runner and I guess it must have been a testament to how riveting the plot was but for some reason I could not stop staring at Ryan Gosling's eye, it looked like one side of his face had melted with one eye sitting one centimeter lower than the other eye, I kept wondering is this a real human eye or is this some sort of CGI thing where Ryan Gosling's character was assembled in Mexico and there was some sort of mistake in the manufacturing process of this model replicant or something, I guess I also wondered if the wooden and stilted dialogue was due to everyone being a replicant and this was the closest approximation they had to human emotion and behavior.

Also how long does it take to find a fucking wooden horse in a decommissioned furnace? Pretty sure the audience had already figured out he was going to find the wooden horse in the furnace as soon as they entered the area, everybody knew what was going to happen so why the director felt the reveal needed such a build up where it takes Ryan Gosling 45 minutes (probably hyperbole, did not time the scene but it felt like a fucking long time) to walk over to a deactivated furnace in a rundown factory to reach in and reveal a god damn wooden horse that everyone and their mother already knew he would find.

I have no idea what the critics were thinking when they reviewed this movie, probably too busy sniffing their own farts to notice what a stinker this movie truly was, but 88% on rotten tomatoes? 81% audience score? Is there something I am missing?

Visuals were pretty cool and there is an interesting world there, but everything else about the movie was garbage, did anyone actually enjoy this movie? If so what was so good about it?