A Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends...

Up here in the great white north we had our thanksgiving a month and half ago so I'd like to wish all the Americans a happy thanksgiving.  And now for a few simple but critical tips for this day.

- If you or the person cooking the Turkey has never done this before make sure you take the giblet pack and neck out of the inside of the bird, no the little packet is not prepacked dressing.

- When loading up your plate always go for the things you like best 1st, load up on the turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and gravy and dressing.  The reason you do this is so you can avoid any bizarre veggie combos on the table.  If your plate is full with the good stuff you have no room for Aunt Emmas Kale and Brussel sprout salad.

- When inevitably there are not enough wine glasses volunteer to have your red wine in a coffee mug, it holds more than a wine glass.

- Scope out a good place on one of the sofas or couches and claim it as your own.  Do not be afraid to play the "I have a sore back" card because you want to get the prime unbutton the pants and have a nap spot after meal time.

- Tell the host or bakers amongst you that you REALLY love their pumpkin pie, if you do this they will often have an extra one with your name on it that you can take home with you.

- Do NOT be afraid to be seated at the kids table.  You will probably have more amusing conversation and you can taunt them about your portion size.  (also a good time to give the kids sweet candy to hype them up for their parents on the ride home.)