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Post by cmdrshep2183 on Feb 3, 2018 6:17:32 GMT
That sounds like a medieval themed porno involving a king with prostitutes smoking pot in a castle on high ground over a big walled city! Do you ever think Varric has walked into a couple people doing you know what?
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Post by vertigomez on Feb 3, 2018 6:26:21 GMT
Bro
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Post by Absafraginlootly on Feb 3, 2018 6:30:56 GMT
I was actually surprised in DAI to find out that Swords and Shields was his romance serial and Hard in Hightown was a crime serial - because with a name like that I had always assumed HiH was smutty.
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Post by thats1evildude on Feb 3, 2018 6:31:51 GMT
I was actually surprised in DAI to find out that Swords and Shields was his romance serial and Hard in Hightown was a crime serial - because with a name like that I had always assumed HiH was smutty. For me, the name invokes the ‘Die Hard’ series rather than anything pornographic.
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The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
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Post by House Targaryen on Feb 3, 2018 6:52:18 GMT
:amirite: Yesssss
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Post by TheodoricFriede on Feb 3, 2018 7:02:36 GMT
Cassandra: I preordered three copies!
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Post by PapaCharlie9 on Feb 3, 2018 19:22:05 GMT
I'm not sure what's more amusing, that someone just recently discovered a double entendre most of the rest of us chuckled over more than 3 years ago, or that Varric isn't capable of steaming up some of his on porno-esque encounters, rather than just stumbling into one. Failure of imagination, that last bit.
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Post by Blaze on Feb 3, 2018 19:59:11 GMT
well the title goes all the way back to the 2nd game, at the time they didn't planned it to be a crime serial. i guess it could be mistaken for porno, and knowing varric it might be on purpose. but in inquisition there is both codex about it and some companions talk about it with varric, so it's pretty clearly not porno. I was actually surprised in DAI to find out that Swords and Shields was his romance serial and Hard in Hightown was a crime serial - because with a name like that I had always assumed HiH was smutty. For me, the name invokes the ‘Die Hard’ series rather than anything pornographic. in an interview about the book mary kirby said that originally that was what she was going for with the title =D
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Post by river82 on Feb 3, 2018 20:50:01 GMT
I'm very interested to see how Mary Kirby writes Hopefully she'll be a rising star in Bioware going into the future.
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Post by Nightscrawl on Feb 3, 2018 20:59:40 GMT
at the time they didn't planned it to be a crime serial. It was always a crime serial. Donnen Brennokovic has been "too old for this shit" since DA2. Aveline: You, Varric, have a very large mouth. Varric: And here I've always looked up to you. What is it now? Aveline: There were fistfights in the barracks over who is the model for your guard serial. Varric: Hard in Hightown. Riveting stuff. Everyone loves a dirty guard on the edge. Aveline: Varric. Varric: Fine. I'll start his big finish. Three chapters until Donnen Brennokovic retires and opens a tavern on the coast. Varric: I sure hope he makes it. He's getting too old for this shit.
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Post by githcheater on Feb 3, 2018 22:57:52 GMT
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Post by Blaze on Feb 4, 2018 3:36:04 GMT
at the time they didn't planned it to be a crime serial. It was always a crime serial. Donnen Brennokovic has been "too old for this shit" since DA2. Aveline: You, Varric, have a very large mouth. Varric: And here I've always looked up to you. What is it now? Aveline: There were fistfights in the barracks over who is the model for your guard serial. Varric: Hard in Hightown. Riveting stuff. Everyone loves a dirty guard on the edge. Aveline: Varric. Varric: Fine. I'll start his big finish. Three chapters until Donnen Brennokovic retires and opens a tavern on the coast. Varric: I sure hope he makes it. He's getting too old for this shit. "too old for this shit" can easily be a cop movie comedy reference. here is what mary kirby said in an interview about the book: "When the book first came up, it was very much a cop-movie joke. The title, 'Hard in Hightown', is a play on Die Hard. and Varric’s comment on his protagonist, 'He’s getting too old for this shit.' Was a Lethal Weapon reference (All the Lethal Weapons, actually)." you can read the whole interview here
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Post by Blaze on Feb 4, 2018 3:54:42 GMT
I'm very interested to see how Mary Kirby writes Hopefully she'll be a rising star in Bioware going into the future. i thought she already is... i mean i think the reason she don't shine above the others is because they are all really talented writers. also the book will show more about how varric writes seeing as she gonna write this book as if varric the one writing it
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Post by cloud9 on Feb 9, 2018 12:04:01 GMT
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Post by Andraste_Reborn on Feb 9, 2018 13:33:53 GMT
Dude, why are you linking to Part 12 of an ongoing series? (I mean, even if you wanted to link to Hawke/Merrill porn specifically for some reason, that section seems to start with Part 9.)
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Post by cloud9 on Feb 9, 2018 21:34:34 GMT
Dude, why are you linking to Part 12 of an ongoing series? (I mean, even if you wanted to link to Hawke/Merrill porn specifically for some reason, that section seems to start with Part 9.) You can always look up the series and read them you know. 😏
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Post by Andraste_Reborn on Feb 10, 2018 1:44:30 GMT
Dude, why are you linking to Part 12 of an ongoing series? (I mean, even if you wanted to link to Hawke/Merrill porn specifically for some reason, that section seems to start with Part 9.) You can always look up the series and read them you know. 😏 Meh, looks a little tame for my tastes. Far as I can tell, there aren't even any tentacles.
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Post by cloud9 on Feb 10, 2018 3:38:44 GMT
You can always look up the series and read them you know. 😏 Meh, looks a little tame for my tastes. Far as I can tell, there aren't even any tentacles. you can look it up for yourself.
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