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Post by Gandalf the Fabulous on Mar 29, 2018 13:34:59 GMT
So let me get this straight, god created the apple to be a perfect self replicating source of food perfect for human consumption, then he placed them all on a tree and said "stay the fuck away from my apples or else I will doom you and your ancestors for eternity"?
God is an asshole!
Also pretty sure getting the snake to guard the tree might have been a bad idea in hindsight as well.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Mar 29, 2018 13:38:40 GMT
Yup  |
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Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Mar 29, 2018 13:40:48 GMT
Another potentially controversial thread!? O.O   |
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Post by Gandalf the Fabulous on Mar 29, 2018 13:44:04 GMT
Another potentially controversial thread!? O.O  Dude you got a problem with the bible then take it up with god! |
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Post by Sifr on Mar 29, 2018 14:15:16 GMT
So... God is Granny Smith?  Also pretty sure getting the snake to guard the tree might have been a bad idea in hindsight as well. Crowley (then Crawly) wasn't guarding it. He was sent up to "cause a bit of trouble", but didn't expect it to generate such a massive over-reaction.  |
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Post by Sundance31us on Mar 29, 2018 14:36:06 GMT
So... God is Granny Smith? So if G-d is Granny Smith and you are descended from Granny Smith... ![=]](//storage.proboards.com/6576594/images/pishIGRRumLZS0RASjDa.png) |
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Post by Sifr on Mar 29, 2018 14:42:15 GMT
So if G-d is Granny Smith and you are descended from Granny Smith... Therefore, Humans are either Australian, Apples or both?  |
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Post by Sundance31us on Mar 29, 2018 15:08:54 GMT
Therefore, Humans are either Australian, Apples or both?  That's about the size of it.  Is it just me or is there a severe lack of Alan Rickman in this thread? |
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Post by Iakus on Mar 29, 2018 15:14:49 GMT
Another potentially controversial thread!? O.O Dude you got a problem with the bible then take it up with god! The Bible doesn't specify what the fruit was that got Adam and Eve kicked out of the Garden of Eden. And given the apple tree is not native to the Middle East, it's actually quite unlikely that was it  |
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Post by Sundance31us on Mar 29, 2018 16:35:29 GMT
The Bible doesn't specify what the fruit was that got Adam and Eve kicked out of the Garden of Eden. And given the apple tree is not native to the Middle East, it's actually quite unlikely that was it Probably a fig tree...that would also explain where they got the fig leaf accessories after. |
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Post by Gandalf the Fabulous on Mar 29, 2018 16:53:25 GMT
Dude you got a problem with the bible then take it up with god! The Bible doesn't specify what the fruit was that got Adam and Eve kicked out of the Garden of Eden. And given the apple tree is not native to the Middle East, it's actually quite unlikely that was it  Yeah but the Garden of Eden isn't in the Middle East, according to the most Murican religion (as in the only religion that matters) the Garden of Eden was actually located in Missouri. |
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Post by Sundance31us on Mar 29, 2018 16:58:52 GMT
Yeah but the Garden of Eden isn't in the Middle East, according to the most Murican religion (as in the only religion that matters) the Garden of Eden was actually located in Missouri. You see what happens when you leave religion to a Smith. |
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Post by House Targaryen on Mar 29, 2018 17:06:05 GMT
Speaking of Garden of Eden
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Post by Sifr on Mar 29, 2018 17:13:07 GMT
Don't you mean; "Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll."  |
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Post by KaiserShep on Mar 29, 2018 17:34:29 GMT
I wish god was alive to see this.
Pretty sure the apple in Genesis is a metaphor for hard liquor, gambling and juggalos. Thus, god spoke: “Begone from my paradise, clownfuckers”
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Post by Sifr on Mar 29, 2018 17:53:32 GMT
Plus you can make cider from apples.
"On the Eighth Day, the Lord discovered man making gurt lush scrumpy and has been right pissed up ever since".
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Post by legbamel on Mar 29, 2018 22:25:22 GMT
The Bible doesn't specify what the fruit was that got Adam and Eve kicked out of the Garden of Eden. And given the apple tree is not native to the Middle East, it's actually quite unlikely that was it Yeah but the Garden of Eden isn't in the Middle East, according to the most Murican religion (as in the only religion that matters) the Garden of Eden was actually located in Missouri. [snip] Isn't that why they built the Arch in St. Louis, to commemorate the apple tree's location? That's why there are no other trees under it.  |
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