Troll Bait

My favorite MLP is Applejack because she knows how to kick ass.

Filthy cloppers.

Back in the day, some forumites actually talked me into watching a few episodes of that damn show.

I actually even made an OC. I mean, boredom makes you do crazy things.

Regardless, trolling the pony bunch was so much fun. Also, I hated Rarity. Passionately.

But that is not the point.



Historically speaking, the group I trolled the hardest were probably the romance nuts. They made it so easy. SO. DAMN. EASY. Heck, I even started a fake movement on the old BSN to romance a goat. Those were the days.

After that, probably the romantics (note-not the same thing. The romance nuts had an irrational obsession with digital character undie rubbing, and the romantics were touchy-feely-lovey-dovey). Again, really easy.

Trolling. It's a way of life.

I don't know man I think you might be being a bit judgemental, I mean if a grown person chooses to dress up as a pony then who are we to call them creepy, perverted weirdos?

And what about The Masked Singer? Personally, I think it's just American Idol with all manner of weirdos in costumes that had been otherwise outlawed for sale on Halloween. I mean you've got everything from Furries to I-Don't-Know-What-Else...But basically anything your imagination runs away with is singing up on stage, and that's just weird. The singing I can handle, but the weird costumes are way too much for me. My only rationale is that people were tired of the possibility of yet another singing show.....so what can we do that is really weird and so far out there that it will get us noticed? And maybe people will tune in just to see the weirdness every week rather than yet another singer on stage.....?

I miss when this kind of thing was done with subtlety and style.

I like to think that's how I used to do it. I almost (but didn't quite) have two contradictory ones on the same page: the thread suggesting the devs not add romance, and the one requesting a love interest. Contrary to what I would have expected, it was the latter thread that got me banned. I think it was for puns. It was always hard to guess what the BioBots would find offensive.

Anyway, if it's commanderbot or gondola/LadyScoots, it will quickly become obvious.

It's fun to watch them roast.. like Shepard on Haestrom 

Haha lol. I would pay to see that!

Called it.

The first post where he spelled out Natinthehat with the first letter of each sentence was particularly clever.

That vorcha one set off alerts almost immediately, though.

Holy hell, I just spent the bulk of the last 11 hours re-reading the "Don't Do Romances" thread.

I gügled it out of curiosity, and it turned out it was one of the ones migrated to Fextralife. And damn... it was a helluva ride to revisit. It was almost enough to convince me I should shit-post more often (don't worry mods, I said "almost.")

Anyway, nothing in it really works too well without context, but since it turns out almost every troll alt I ever made had something to say at some point during the insanity, I found a gem I thought I'd share:



I'M BORED IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS