There outta be a law.....

There outta be a law that if your restaurant waiter/waitress who takes your order tries to do it by memory instead of writing it down and then gets it wrong. You get a free dessert and a discount for your next meal.

There REALLY has to be a law out there that allows cats and birbs to push stuff from whatever because well, clottering!

There outta be a law that if a person is asked if they want something to eat and they say no, then they cannot snack from other peoples plates!

There ought to be a law governing line-ups at Tim Hortons that dictates there must be TWO lines: One for customers who walk in and want Coffee/Donuts only and another line for everything else....Because 9x out of 10 early in the morning when people are on their way to work they only want a coffee and a donut, muffin etc.....But the line-up is out the door and around the corner because you get one idiot who orders ten coffees all different kinds of ways (this isn't F'in STARBUCKS!) plus 7 dozen donuts, 5 dozen muffins, 3 Breakfast sandwhiches etc etc etc.

I remember one time years ago when I was baking at a local store just off the highway that was very very busy because of its convenient location and proximity to a major 4-series highway, it was 6:15 am and some idiot walks in and completely EMPTIES my showcase of everything! I mean, EVERYTHING....and the line up was out the doors and about 30 feet into the parking lot with walk-in Customers all wanting something. But this one jack-ass ordered 3 huge carry-out karafs of coffee which emptied six pots and bought every single thing in the store. Must have spent 100 dollars easy. So there I am scrambling to bake everything to replace the most popular stuff that was taken....and my oven isn't even the size of a microwave.

I was not happy.

As a customer, I can't abide people who do that. They order five of everything on the Menu and they want it all kinds of ways....and they take forever holding up a line of people who just want to get their damned coffee and then leave.

So really, there should be two lines. Things wold go a lot faster and be better for everyone.

There outta be a law against possible ai bots!