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From Reddit: Books your Companions would never write (Thinnest Books of Thedas edition) Dec 31, 2016 21:02:55 GMT

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Post by PapaCharlie9 on Dec 31, 2016 21:02:55 GMT

Another idea I'm stealing from Reddit, too good not to share. This was posted by /u/vic666. Please feel free to post your own ideas, it's fun!

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/5lb3nw/spoilers_all_books_your_companions_would_never/

Cassandra - The Maker is a Lie

Cole - Advanced Torture Techniques for DUMMIES...A Reference for the Rest of Us!®

Solas - Apostates, Spirits and Other Great Disasters of Thedas

Varric - Hidden Benefits of Red Lyrium

Sera - The Simple Joys of Serving Nobles

Iron Bull - How Teetotalism Made Me a Better Warrior

Vivienne - Live & Love Life Through Humility

Dorian - Father Knows Best: How I Cured My Homosexuality

Blackwall - Redemption Through Passion - How I redeemed myself in the Deep Roads through True Love & Passion in the waiting arms of a Brood Mother

Cullen - Dressing for the Occasion: Detailed Guide on What to Wear for Prestigious Occasions

Josephine - Being Spontaneous

Leliana - Secrets are for Fools

The Inquisitor - Corypheus: My Lord, My Mentor, My Friend

Corypheus - The Dawn Will Come vol. II

Inquisitor: Is that innuendo?
Sera: No, it's at the front!

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From Reddit: Books your Companions would never write (Thinnest Books of Thedas edition) Dec 31, 2016 21:04:23 GMT MarilynRobert, Catilina, and 2 more like this

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Post by PapaCharlie9 on Dec 31, 2016 21:04:23 GMT

Here was my contribution on Reddit:

Sera - Etiquette and Decorum: A Guide For Young Ladies

Oghren - Decorum and Etiquette: A Guide For Young Dwarven Nobles

Sera - Winning at THE GAME (of wife): How to Make Your Woman Love You, Want You, & Adore You, Like Never Before (real book title!)

Josephine - A Bard's Life: How To Lose The Game And Keep On Winning

Solas - Radical Honesty: How to Transform Your Life by Telling the Truth (another real book title)

Morrigan - Chicken Soup for the Mother's Soul: 101 Stories to Open the Hearts and Rekindle the Spirits of Mothers (another real book title, so many layers of meaning ...)

Inquisitor: Is that innuendo?
Sera: No, it's at the front!

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From Reddit: Books your Companions would never write (Thinnest Books of Thedas edition) Dec 31, 2016 21:30:02 GMT MarilynRobert, Catilina, and 3 more like this

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Post by Gilli on Dec 31, 2016 21:30:02 GMT

I'm going with some of my Inquisitors here, because that seems a little easier (for me) :lol:

Haya Adaar - Sewing and Other Ways To Keep Your Mouth Shut <-- FYI she's a mage :lol:

Bruce Lavellan - The Wine Guide of Thedas
Kiri Lavellan - How to Keep Weird Mages Away <-- Solasmancer :lol:

Greed Trevelyan - How to Be A Perfect Gentleman and Make Your Aunt Proud <-- as if he'd cared

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From Reddit: Books your Companions would never write (Thinnest Books of Thedas edition) Jan 1, 2017 0:41:05 GMT MarilynRobert, Catilina, and 1 more like this

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Hawke - How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Templars

The Arishok - Pick Your Battles: How to Stop Sweating the Small Stuff

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From Reddit: Books your Companions would never write (Thinnest Books of Thedas edition) Jan 1, 2017 1:28:25 GMT via mobile dragontartare likes this

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Jan 1, 2017 0:41:05 GMT dragontartare said:

Hawke - How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Templars

That made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks

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From Reddit: Books your Companions would never write (Thinnest Books of Thedas edition) Jan 1, 2017 2:56:08 GMT MarilynRobert, Heimdall, and 3 more like this

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Post by Catilina on Jan 1, 2017 2:56:08 GMT

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