My Worst Nightmare aka Peebees eyebrows

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My Worst Nightmare aka Peebees eyebrows Jan 10, 2017 21:43:24 GMT KingDarious BBB, Mihura, and 9 more like this

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Post by JackD4n13ls on Jan 10, 2017 21:43:24 GMT

I tried to hold out this story for awhile now but i cant take it anymore.
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It was a regular evening, i came back home took a quick shower, made some lame-ass sandwiches and grabbing my laptop crashed down on my couch. I was reading some ME news and my eyes eventually fixed on...the image...of Peebee. Her face already was kinda odd for an asari but the eyebrows...i instantly closed the image and tried my best to distance myself from it. I fell asleep.

In the middle of the night I woke up in a cold sweat screaming 'NO! THIS ISNT HAPPENING!' My heart was pumping like if i took an adrenaline shot in my body. I exhaled heavily and tried to concentrate but i failed. With shaking hands I took a cigarette and lit it up. Smoking cigarettes, huh? (its pretty oldschoolish considering all this vapenation and 420 hype)

Nevertheless, i got me some scottish whiskey. Ok, not some, it was JD. I took a glass and filled it halfway. Taking a quick sip I closed my eyes but the images in my head seemed to haunt me so badly, invading my personal space, I felt insecure. I tried to shake it off. I felt like my eyes were blank like if i was in a shock or some kinda panic attack. My thoughts were like 'This is so wrong. There are 2 things the Asari just shouldnt have: Males genitals and hairy. fucking. eyebrows.' I spent that night sitting in a corner with a half empty bottle of whiskey feeling like inertia slowly eats me up. The Last thing i remember was: as i sat there i leaned the back of my head against the wall thinking 'My life will never be the same'...

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Post by Cypher on Jan 10, 2017 21:53:46 GMT

Every Asari on screen for a significant period of time in the franchise--IE Liara--has eyebrows or something along their brow line. Likewise for Turians. Eyebrows are how people emote; seeing the movement of the brow line is how we can determine the emotional state of specific people.

Throwing eyebrows on someone is done so we can better tell their emotional state, unless you want everyone, human, alien, or otherwise, to have hardened botox face more than video game faces already have.

Hell, even Legion had "eyebrows", or did you not notice he's the only Geth we can tell the emotional state of via visual cues even though his platform is no different than other Geth of the same size.

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My Worst Nightmare aka Peebees eyebrows Jan 10, 2017 22:13:30 GMT dalinne, Trilobite Derby, and 2 more like this

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Post by ApocAlypsE on Jan 10, 2017 22:13:30 GMT

Samara doesn't have eyebrows... Maybe thats why her stare seems to always be blank.

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Post by fialka on Jan 10, 2017 22:18:18 GMT

I'm going to assume that your post is not intended to be serious. Because holy melodrama dude, they're eyebrows on a mythical video game species, not the coming of the apocalypse. But if it is (this being BSN I'm not ruling that out), one word: eyelashes. The Asari have them. They are made of hair. Erego, the Asari have always had hair. If this is a deal-breaker, than I'm sorry. Liara was not the woman you thought her to be.

Personally I don't care. I don't think this minor re-design is all that big a deal. Maybe during the trilogy it was just super trendy for the Asari to wax them off or something. I don't know... bigger fish and all that?

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2017 2:02:42 GMT by fialka

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Post by GannayevOfDreams on Jan 10, 2017 22:23:21 GMT

If that were my worst nightmare I'd sleep much better.

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Post by Cypher on Jan 10, 2017 22:23:36 GMT

Jan 10, 2017 22:13:30 GMT ApocAlypsE said:

Samara doesn't have eyebrows... Maybe thats why her stare seems to always be blank.

Samara also doesn't emote in general. It's not part of her character, so we don't need that visual connection.

Last Edit: Jan 10, 2017 22:24:04 GMT by Cypher

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My Worst Nightmare aka Peebees eyebrows Jan 10, 2017 22:34:48 GMT

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Post by ApocAlypsE on Jan 10, 2017 22:34:48 GMT

Jan 10, 2017 22:18:18 GMT fialka said:

I'm going to assume that your post is not intended to be serious. Because holy melodrama dude, they're eyebrows on a mythical video game species, not the coming of the apocalypse. But if it is (this being BSN I'm not ruling that out), one word: eyelashes. The Asari have them They are made of hair. Erego, the Asari have always had hair. If this is a deal-breaker, than I'm sorry. Liara was not the woman you thought her to be.

Personally I don't care. I don't think this minor re-design is all that big a deal. Maybe during the trilogy it was just super trendy for the Asari to wax them off or something. I don't know... bigger fish and all that?

Blasphemy!!! Asari are blue scaled lizard people, as shown by Liara's romance scene in ME3.

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My Worst Nightmare aka Peebees eyebrows Jan 10, 2017 23:42:05 GMT via mobile hammerstorm, Vall, and 1 more like this

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Post by deebo305 on Jan 10, 2017 23:42:05 GMT

I remember when I first saw PeeBees eyebrows, my first thought was "So we have an asari squadmate...Nice"

Seriously I'm flabbergasted at how big a deal this is for people

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Post by hammerstorm on Jan 11, 2017 0:50:49 GMT

This is times like this that I realises how lucky I am to be emotional lacking.

As I never have had a nightmare I can't understand how traumatic this must have been on you. But I would recommend that you talk to a therapist about this. I'm sure that it would make it easier for you to handle. Or, just down that whole bottle will make you feel better. :innocent:

But really, is the place being that boring that people most dig this up again? Is it not enough that we have threads about ass, tits, genitals and sibling sweat? <_<

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Jan 10, 2017 22:23:21 GMT GannayevOfDreams said:

If that were my worst nightmare I'd sleep much better.

Likewise.
Imagine you are walking through a dead cavernous forest with hanging...... no never-mind I won't say it.

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Post by The Biotic Trebuchet on Jan 11, 2017 4:57:38 GMT

Well, that was enlighting... anyway, OP (try \//\/), Peewe doesn't have eyebrows, it's just her goofy-ass face paint.

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Post by Shinrai on Jan 11, 2017 7:32:06 GMT

Oh, this thread reminds me of the good old times at ye olde BSN. There were several threads about the eyebrow issue. Where is zipzap2000? He surely has something to say about all this

Or like Garrus would say: "Just like old times!"

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I'm more terrified of her name than anything else.

@op: I feel a sense of dejavu. Are you the dude that wrote that thread about his wife leaving him because she caught him jerking off into a kleenex to the Cassandra romance scene?

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Jan 11, 2017 10:37:40 GMT Donk said:

I'm more terrified of her name than anything else.

@op: I feel a sense of dejavu. Are you the dude that wrote that thread about his wife leaving him because she caught him jerking off into a kleenex to the Cassandra romance scene?

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Jan 10, 2017 22:13:30 GMT ApocAlypsE said:

Samara doesn't have eyebrows... Maybe thats why her stare seems to always be blank.

Whenever I talk to Samara I aint looking at her face

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Jan 11, 2017 15:30:02 GMT @natinthehat said:

Jan 10, 2017 22:13:30 GMT ApocAlypsE said:

Samara doesn't have eyebrows... Maybe thats why her stare seems to always be blank.

Whenever I talk to Samara I aint looking at her face

Thats why I had to google her image to find out how her face looks like.

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Jan 11, 2017 7:32:06 GMT Shinrai said:

Oh, this thread reminds me of the good old times at ye olde BSN. There were several threads about the eyebrow issue. Where is zipzap2000 ? He surely has something to say about all this

Or like Garrus would say: "Just like old times!"

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