Moments of dialogue that honestly made you laugh?((mild spoilers))

Pretty much this entire thread BSN Favorite Dialogue Thread

But also when Imshael calls Cole a virgin no one would want.

Inquisitor: Are you sure that memory aid caught all the elven gods?
Kenric: Well, there's only one F for Falon'Din. I suppose I forgot Fen'Harel.
Solas: Most people do.

Much as it was satisfying to pound on Imshael, his comment, "Oh now you're just being unreasonable!" had me pausing the game so I could laugh without dying.

When dorian ask varric if he and cassandra had a thing, cassandra has to be in the party though, is more funny

the bear puns, or rather, cassandra's reaction to them

inquisitor: "i wouldn't want life in the hold to become... unBEARable"
cassandra: "ugh..."

One of my favorite is when Dorian goes "I'm too pretty to die!" when he's low on health.

Another is a dialogue where IB is asking Varric to be flattery about him in his book when it comes to his hard-worked for musculature. He asked for complementary words like "ripped" and "rippling". Varric retorts by saying something along the lines of "The Iron Bull's belly rippled after every meal. He was never able to wear any shirts because they ripped under the strain."

Then Iron Bull just looks at him, all serious like, and is like "That hurts Varric. That's hurtful."

^I'd never heard that one before. I rarely get to hear what the NPCs say because their dialogue exchange gets interrupted by something as I'm walking by.

Okay, another one is romance dialogue that involves Cole, Solas, and Bull.

Cole: S/he almost says the word sometimes. Katoh. S/he tastes it in her/his mouth, sweet release a breath away, tongue tying it tenderly like you tie her/him. But she/he doesn't. For you, and for her/him because it makes it mean more. A fuller feeling, a brighter burst.
Bull: Yeah. (Coughs.) How's s/he feel about you saying this in front of everybody?
Inquisitor: If a rift opened up right now and swallowed me I'd be fine with that.
Solas: Provided it tied you down first one assumed.

I just about died laughing the first time I had heard it. The way Solas said that line had me in stitches. TBH, I only did the Bull romance to hear that banter.

I found a new favorite line of Dorian.

that whole romasnce is kind of funny tbh. The line whereIron Bull where  Oh crap all the time was quiet hillasroius too. The Inquisitor's response when she hears the nightmare is nearby and says "well shit" during the fade part of Adamant. Alix delivered that line brilliantly.

"It comes off? I didn't know it came off!"

The whole Wicked Grace scene is hilarious, but Cole's line just makes it perfect.