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I discovered that I suck at Mass Effect 3's multiplayer now. Jan 30, 2017 21:36:07 GMT SaikyoMcRyu, Voluptuous Volus, and 5 more like this

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Post by Mobius Y on Jan 30, 2017 21:36:07 GMT

I did my weekly stream last Friday and a couple public matches over the course of the weekend, and I discovered that I now blow chunks at this game. I couldn't even carry Gold lobbies with sub-optimal setups - something that friends and I could do blindfolded back in the day.
I dunno if I can call myself the legend any more when I suck this bad. It's depressing. I might start crying to sleep again.
Any suggestions on how to cope with this emotional trauma?

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Post by inert on Jan 30, 2017 21:40:02 GMT

Get Disciple888 to carry you. That's what I did.

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I discovered that I suck at Mass Effect 3's multiplayer now. Jan 30, 2017 21:42:10 GMT SaikyoMcRyu and inert like this

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Post by Beerfish on Jan 30, 2017 21:42:10 GMT

I found the same thing when I returned after a long absence, I was never that good to begin with but between returning to the game and using non prime classes and loads outs due to challenge points I stink.

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I discovered that I suck at Mass Effect 3's multiplayer now. Jan 30, 2017 21:44:42 GMT Voluptuous Volus, inert, and 1 more like this

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Post by Mobius Y on Jan 30, 2017 21:44:42 GMT

Jan 30, 2017 21:40:02 GMT inert said:

Get Disciple888 to carry you. That's what I did.

...lol

I think he died, or lost his corporeal form and solely exists within EA's servers, never appearing online on XBL as he does not require their services to create UUP lobbies any more.

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Post by inert on Jan 30, 2017 21:57:56 GMT

Jan 30, 2017 21:44:42 GMT Mobius Y said:

Jan 30, 2017 21:40:02 GMT inert said:

Get Disciple888 to carry you. That's what I did.

...lol

I think he died, or lost his corporeal form and solely exists within EA's servers, never appearing online on XBL as he does not require their services to create UUP lobbies any more.

Yeah, I know he stopped logging on. I kept playing for a while after you guys "retired" and eventually retired myself - took ME3MP up again on PC though.

I miss playing platinum with Uh Cold, Disciple888, lnsaneAssassin, Clyde, Saminator and yourself, even if we only got in a couple games. I ended up playing more on Gold though, lots of games with boogie.

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I discovered that I suck at Mass Effect 3's multiplayer now. Jan 30, 2017 22:33:51 GMT Heroicmass, SaikyoMcRyu, and 7 more like this

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Post by Clyde on Jan 30, 2017 22:33:51 GMT

Yeah. Scrubbery within one's self is always the hardest to recognize.

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I discovered that I suck at Mass Effect 3's multiplayer now. Jan 30, 2017 22:52:14 GMT SaikyoMcRyu, inert, and 2 more like this

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Jan 30, 2017 22:22:01 GMT Heroicmass said:

are you trying to imply that this is different from before you stopped playing?

I am going to use my character's biotic space magic in Andromeda to pull a possessed A-bomb over from ME3 just so I can blow you up.

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I discovered that I suck at Mass Effect 3's multiplayer now. Jan 31, 2017 12:22:31 GMT Pearl, SaikyoMcRyu, and 5 more like this

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Post by BlackMage on Jan 31, 2017 12:22:31 GMT

Jan 30, 2017 21:36:07 GMT Mobius Y said:

I dunno if I can call myself the legend any more when I suck this bad. It's depressing. I might start crying to sleep again.
Any suggestions on how to cope with this emotional trauma?

Just take it easy and don't worry about the whole "the legend" thing. Nobody ever calls you that except yourself.

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Post by optimusleo on Jan 31, 2017 13:44:09 GMT

The same happened with me. Back in the day, I could carry Gold PUGs with any kit, even with shitty/overnerfed weapons.

When I went back a couple months back, I had to use my Turian Inf with Harrier to cheese through some matches until I kinda got the hang of it again...dishonorable.

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Post by Mobius Y on Jan 31, 2017 16:04:06 GMT

Jan 31, 2017 12:22:31 GMT BlackMage said:

Jan 30, 2017 21:36:07 GMT Mobius Y said:

I dunno if I can call myself the legend any more when I suck this bad. It's depressing. I might start crying to sleep again.
Any suggestions on how to cope with this emotional trauma?

Just take it easy and don't worry about the whole "the legend" thing. Nobody ever calls you that except yourself.

Well yeah but it boosts my confidence. So much so that I can talk to girls.

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I discovered that I suck at Mass Effect 3's multiplayer now. Jan 31, 2017 17:11:04 GMT SaikyoMcRyu and inert like this

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Post by sgtreed24 on Jan 31, 2017 17:11:04 GMT

You know what could help? (this is where I make a joke that only I laugh at because no one likes this anymore)

Sticking together as a team and letting the enemies come to you.

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Post by Kenny Bania on Jan 31, 2017 17:53:32 GMT

I was in the same position a couple of months back, and it gets better. I'm still not quite there, but at least I know what I'm doing now.

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Post by ALTBOULI on Jan 31, 2017 19:34:24 GMT

Jan 31, 2017 17:53:32 GMT Kenny Bania said:

I was in the same position a couple of months back, and it gets better. I'm still not quite there, but at least I know what I'm doing now.

I honestly thought this thread was started by you, Heroic or Smeckie

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Jan 31, 2017 16:04:06 GMT Mobius Y said:

Jan 31, 2017 12:22:31 GMT BlackMage said:

Just take it easy and don't worry about the whole "the legend" thing. Nobody ever calls you that except yourself.

Well yeah but it boosts my confidence. So much so that I can talk to girls.

Dear god I hope you're using your mass effect prowess as a pick up line. That would be legendary. 😂😂

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Jan 31, 2017 23:27:44 GMT nucleartech76 said:

Jan 31, 2017 16:04:06 GMT Mobius Y said:

Well yeah but it boosts my confidence. So much so that I can talk to girls.

Dear god I hope you're using your mass effect prowess as a pick up line. That would be legendary. 😂😂

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Feb 1, 2017 0:22:01 GMT Nightman said:

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Post by Pearl on Feb 2, 2017 8:00:45 GMT

Jan 31, 2017 23:27:44 GMT nucleartech76 said:

Jan 31, 2017 16:04:06 GMT Mobius Y said:

Well yeah but it boosts my confidence. So much so that I can talk to girls.

Dear god I hope you're using your mass effect prowess as a pick up line. That would be legendary. 😂😂

But females are elo succubi, so flaunting video juego proficiency like a peacock flaunts its tail would be counterproductive.

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Feb 2, 2017 8:00:45 GMT Pearl said:

Jan 31, 2017 23:27:44 GMT nucleartech76 said:

Dear god I hope you're using your mass effect prowess as a pick up line. That would be legendary. 😂😂

But females are elo succubi, so flaunting video juego proficiency like a peacock flaunts its tail would be counterproductive.

This guy gets it.

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Post by smeckie on Feb 9, 2017 4:20:25 GMT

Jan 30, 2017 21:36:07 GMT Mobius Y said:

I did my weekly stream last Friday and a couple public matches over the course of the weekend, and I discovered that I now blow chunks at this game. I couldn't even carry Gold lobbies with sub-optimal setups - something that friends and I could do blindfolded back in the day.
I dunno if I can call myself the legend any more when I suck this bad. It's depressing. I might start crying to sleep again.
Any suggestions on how to cope with this emotional trauma?

If you'd like to watch the fail from last Friday, the video's still archived on my Twitch.

You could always play a couple matches with Jugger Nuggss and I and we'll carry you....wait we've tried this and it didn't end well.

I'm going to make a voodoo doll of ya and flick it's nuts.

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