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Post by docmagnus on Mar 24, 2017 6:43:21 GMT
...ok, I'll admit that I didn't think this one through.
When the I got the code for this with my pre-order, I thought , "Oh that's such a great idea. I'd like to have a pet for Ryder." Years of playing previous Mass Effect titles had conditioned me to love the animals which accompany our brave hero into the void. When the stresses of destroying geth or Reapers got to be too much, I could go back to my space penthouse on the Normandy, rock some cool tunes, and feed the fish.
I should have thought it through. I should have realized that a pyjak is a far cry from a fish or space hamster. Fish don't make any noise, and the space hamster only squeeks if you interact with him. This damned thing WON'T SHUT UP. It hoots incessantly. My ship now sounds like a literal ark.
Bioware, if you have a representative reading these forums, please give Ryder the option to muzzle this thing or release it into the wilds. That is all.
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Zip has left the building.
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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 10, 2017 1:08:05 GMT
...ok, I'll admit that I didn't think this one through. When the I got the code for this with my pre-order, I thought , "Oh that's such a great idea. I'd like to have a pet for Ryder." Years of playing previous Mass Effect titles had conditioned me to love the animals which accompany our brave hero into the void. When the stresses of destroying geth or Reapers got to be too much, I could go back to my space penthouse on the Normandy, rock some cool tunes, and feed the fish. I should have thought it through. I should have realized that a pyjak is a far cry from a fish or space hamster. Fish don't make any noise, and the space hamster only squeeks if you interact with him. This damned thing WON'T SHUT UP. It hoots incessantly. My ship now sounds like a literal ark. Bioware, if you have a representative reading these forums, please give Ryder the option to muzzle this thing or release it into the wilds. That is all. Not to mention its a major health hazard. Especially with the Moshae Aboard. |
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 10, 2017 1:11:30 GMT
Yeah, if Drack were to ask if he could eat the pyjak, I'd just say "Eh why not?" Besides, Ryder can catch a better pet later. But releasing it in the wild? Way to screw the ecosystem!  |
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Post by Duke Cameron on Apr 10, 2017 3:19:02 GMT
I love the Pyjak and the sounds it makes.
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Post by FeralEwok on Apr 10, 2017 3:39:13 GMT
I kept waiting for Drack to use him for target practice.
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Post by kino on Apr 10, 2017 3:49:38 GMT
Mine squeaks, once, when I first come on board and pet it. The rest of the time it's the quietest thing on the ship.
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Post by Doctor Fumbles on Apr 10, 2017 4:00:10 GMT
Why would someone hate the Pyjak? I love the little guy.
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"Why are you telling me this? I can read and draw my own conclusions." - Roach
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Post by Blast Processor on Apr 10, 2017 4:10:56 GMT
Yeah, if Drack were to ask if he could eat the pyjak, I'd just say "Eh why not?" Besides, Ryder can catch a better pet later. But releasing it in the wild? Way to screw the ecosystem! Not to worry, I've got a Gorilla lined up that only eats Pyjak meat. The Gorilla will die off in winter. |
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda
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had to be me...someone else might have gotten it wrong.
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Post by Archangel on Apr 10, 2017 7:11:45 GMT
Yeah, if Drack were to ask if he could eat the pyjak, I'd just say "Eh why not?" Besides, Ryder can catch a better pet later. But releasing it in the wild? Way to screw the ecosystem! Not really a funny picture if you don't know the context 
Anyway, I really like my Pyjack, I just wish he would run around the ship more and not just "teleport" to one of his seats.
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Post by sdzald on Apr 10, 2017 14:49:13 GMT
Who in there right mind would have even thought about bringing one from the Milk Way? They may be cute but they eat like crazy and have enough smarts to break into food containers. I say let Drak take care of the vermin  |
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion
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Post by trwisco on Apr 10, 2017 14:58:34 GMT
You don't have to pick the thing up. Wonder if anything happens if you just leave it the whole game.
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Its never too late. LOL. 
