Hit Me Baby One More Time - The Khalisah al-Jilani Thread

Now wait just a minute there, I'm totally serious!



Look, I couldn't resist the groan-worthy absolutely horrible punnerific thread title, but I am have this goofy crush on Khalisah in ME3, despite her very limited screen time and despite the fact that you can Tiger Uppercut her once again (or get put on the deck by her). Allow me to explain:

-She can be convinced of the error of her ways by Shepard and eventually puts herself at considerable risk to give away Cerberus movements during the failed coup.
-I think she is hot. In a rude hack reporter kind of way.
-I am convinced the game would be more interesting if Diana Allosaurus was deleted from the game (along with her gross pandering to IGN) and replaced with the much less cooperative Khalisah aboard the Normandy. Trying to actually convince her of the necessity of and risks associated with your mission would be far more interesting and engrossing than Allers's bored monotone and limited dialogue, and it would be fun seeing her interacting with the crew of the Normandy - such as rolling her eyes at or realizing the implications of Garrus and James's war stories.
-Just give the Allers romance over to Khalisah. And if you cheat on her she can sucker punch you instead of huffy Liaraesque remarks. 
-And by the end of the game you get to see totally supportive emotional broadcasts on Westerlund News on the importance of standing together against the Rippahz.

I assume I am the only frickin' person on this forum to be a Khalisah fan, but if there is another I would love to hear from you!!



IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY