Let's brainstorm a stupid ME:A comic, and we'll draw it as well.

Hi everyone. Since MEA isn't out already and I'm not playing anything these days, I feel a little bit hollow.

These forums were created, and I joined but I didn't post since the introduction. So I think it's absolutely time I'd contribute anything.
Since I don't know much about ME:A save for the sole idea it's coming and that it will be about exploring new galaxy, with all the familiar races and whatnot, I thought that we could brainstorm some ME:A story and do some funny pictures. The idea is to have some community-made hero, that we could all have fun with and see where it gets us.

If you remember from the original forums, there was a thread about ME3 Paint Adventures with some amazing pixel art that was very funny. The story would go to places the posters suggested, which was - to me - very engaging and fun. I think that I could improve upon this idea a bit in that: 

• We'd take the story in direction based on several posts, not one, so more people can be engaged at once.
• We'd not care much about art and the artist him/herself - it wouldn't be just one artist to draw it and the style wouldn't matter all that much - this way the story could be pushed at a reasonable pace and not dependant on a single point of failure (someone's vacation, boredom or anything else). Of course I'd love to do plenty of drawing, if only to see how my crappy art would improve in the process.