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I made a female rider because it was the only way I could get with Suvi. I feel weird. Damn you Bioware and your random design decisions.

In the next game they should just make all romancable npc's bi.

You know... you could tweet to Bioware that you want all future love interests to be bi. Make a petition. Something...anything. :ph34r:

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Post by bladefist on May 1, 2017 0:59:04 GMT

I made a female rider because it was the only way I could get with Suvi. I feel weird. Damn you Bioware and your random design decisions.

In the next game they should just make all romancable npc's bi.

They did that in Dragon Age 2. Said the npcs were player sexual. It didn't work out well...

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Post by fchopin on May 1, 2017 1:02:11 GMT

In the next game they should just make all romancable npc's bi.

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Post by BansheeOwnage on May 1, 2017 1:04:23 GMT

Everyone's ignoring the important issue here:

Why can no one spell "Ryder" correctly?

Now, I know I have the most experience writing it, since it's my name, but come on! It's like ~~Shepherd~~ Shepard all over again. Is it a tradition or something?

And Suvi, the threads you followed led you here to me. How could that have been a mistake?
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Post by erikson on May 1, 2017 1:04:53 GMT

I made a female rider because it was the only way I could get with Suvi. I feel weird. Damn you Bioware and your random design decisions.

In the next game they should just make all romancable npc's bi.

They did that in Dragon Age 2. Said the npcs were player sexual. It didn't work out well...

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Post by zipzap2000 on May 1, 2017 1:04:56 GMT

Arent we all?

After 5 years and $40 million they give you a Mass Effect beta demo to prepare for Anthem. Sold at full price featuring never to be resolved cliffhangers. BioWare is over Pyjaks.

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Post by dreman999 on May 1, 2017 1:06:49 GMT

I made a female rider because it was the only way I could get with Suvi. I feel weird. Damn you Bioware and your random design decisions.

In the next game they should just make all romancable npc's bi.

wait....it took you this long? I was like that from kotor. Next you'll tell me you're not gay for Garrus and you never romanced him with a female character.....

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Post by Pearl on May 1, 2017 1:38:50 GMT

In the next game they should just make all romancable npc's bi.

No.

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Post by decafhigh on May 1, 2017 1:42:59 GMT

May 1, 2017 1:04:56 GMT zipzap2000 said:

Arent we all?

I was just wondering. When I played Scott and Romanced Cora does that make me a Gay Female Straight Male lesbian wanna-be? :blink:

I'm so confused now...

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Post by zipzap2000 on May 1, 2017 1:44:59 GMT

May 1, 2017 1:04:56 GMT zipzap2000 said:

Arent we all?

I was just wondering. When I played Scott and Romanced Cora does that make me a Gay Female Straight Male lesbian wanna-be? :blink:

I'm so confused now...

Confused is definitely the word for people who romance women as a straight male. You need to be female or it makes you gay.

After 5 years and $40 million they give you a Mass Effect beta demo to prepare for Anthem. Sold at full price featuring never to be resolved cliffhangers. BioWare is over Pyjaks.

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Post by linksocarina on May 1, 2017 1:45:39 GMT

May 1, 2017 1:04:56 GMT zipzap2000 said:

Arent we all?

I was just wondering. When I played Scott and Romanced Cora does that make me a Gay Female Straight Male lesbian wanna-be? :blink:

I'm so confused now...

I think it just makes Ryder straight for Cora.

If only romance was this simple...

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Post by linksocarina on May 1, 2017 1:46:55 GMT

I made a female rider because it was the only way I could get with Suvi. I feel weird. Damn you Bioware and your random design decisions.

In the next game they should just make all romancable npc's bi.

They did that in Dragon Age 2. Said the npcs were player sexual. It didn't work out well...

I remember that.

I wonder if they do that again will people be pissed at the "loss of characterization" arguments that plagued Dragon Age 2...

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Post by duckley on May 1, 2017 1:50:49 GMT

I want to play a straight female next game and the male aliens don't appeal to me...so that leaves Liam and Reyes?... eeowwe :wacko:

Last Edit: May 1, 2017 1:52:13 GMT by duckley

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Post by decafhigh on May 1, 2017 1:54:13 GMT

May 1, 2017 1:44:59 GMT zipzap2000 said:

I was just wondering. When I played Scott and Romanced Cora does that make me a Gay Female Straight Male lesbian wanna-be? :blink:

I'm so confused now...

Confused is definitely the word for people who romance women as a straight male. You need to be female or it makes you gay.

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Post by erikson on May 1, 2017 1:56:04 GMT

May 1, 2017 1:46:55 GMT linksocarina said:

They did that in Dragon Age 2. Said the npcs were player sexual. It didn't work out well...

I remember that.

I wonder if they do that again will people be pissed at the "loss of characterization" arguments that plagued Dragon Age 2...

I don't really care that much about it, but if I had to make my preference known it's for fixed sexualities. Otherwise the characters feel less like characters and more like a revolving sex service. Maybe that isn't the only thing that can be available. Cora can be a gay woman, a straight woman, a gay man, a straight man, a trans man, a trans woman, a Kett in drag, an Angara with multiple personality disorder. Whatever the player wants!

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Post by dragontartare on May 1, 2017 1:56:05 GMT

Meh. DAI turned me into a straight female gay male because I just like Dorian's romance that much, and MEA turned me into a straight female lesbian because I don't like Jaal, Liam, or Reyes enough to romance them. In the end, it doesn't bother me too much. These are role-playing games, after all

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Post by erikson on May 1, 2017 1:58:18 GMT

May 1, 2017 1:54:13 GMT decafhigh said:

May 1, 2017 1:44:59 GMT zipzap2000 said:

Confused is definitely the word for people who romance women as a straight male. You need to be female or it makes you gay.

No...it makes them a good time!

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Post by griffith82 on May 1, 2017 2:06:59 GMT

May 1, 2017 1:44:59 GMT zipzap2000 said:

I was just wondering. When I played Scott and Romanced Cora does that make me a Gay Female Straight Male lesbian wanna-be? :blink:

I'm so confused now...

Confused is definitely the word for people who romance women as a straight male. You need to be female or it makes you gay.

Yeah no it doesn't work that way.

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May 1, 2017 1:04:23 GMT BansheeOwnage said:

Everyone's ignoring the important issue here:

Why can no one spell "Ryder" correctly?

Now, I know I have the most experience writing it, since it's my name, but come on! It's like ~~Shepherd~~ Shepard all over again. Is it a tradition or something?

Ride her? Am I saying it right?

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