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Now with HESH rounds!
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6,638
The Biotic Trebuchet
Stolen by inquisition forces.
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Aug 11, 2016 22:59:51 GMT
August 2016
thebioticbread
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
Trebuchet_MkIV
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Post by The Biotic Trebuchet on Oct 24, 2017 22:31:23 GMT
Top notch memes, lads. The Qun is pleased... for the moment.
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ღ I am a golem. Obviously.
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25,676
phoray
Gotta be kiddin me
13,163
August 2016
phoray
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
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Post by phoray on Oct 26, 2017 20:33:28 GMT
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ღ I am a golem. Obviously.
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phoray
Gotta be kiddin me
13,163
August 2016
phoray
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
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Post by phoray on Oct 26, 2017 20:46:11 GMT
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ღ I am a golem. Obviously.
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phoray
Gotta be kiddin me
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August 2016
phoray
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
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Post by phoray on Oct 26, 2017 21:06:46 GMT
so terrible.
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ღ I am a golem. Obviously.
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phoray
Gotta be kiddin me
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August 2016
phoray
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
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Post by phoray on Oct 26, 2017 21:15:13 GMT
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Champion of Kirkwall
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8,026
Sifr
3,737
Aug 25, 2016 20:05:11 GMT
August 2016
sifr
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire
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Post by Sifr on Oct 27, 2017 2:22:25 GMT
Anyone else picturing this as an awkward three-way that they all agreed to never speak of again?
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Wanted Apostate
127
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18,270
Catilina
11,035
August 2016
catilina
Top
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Catilina on Oct 28, 2017 12:28:45 GMT
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Wanted Apostate
127
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18,270
Catilina
11,035
August 2016
catilina
Top
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Catilina on Oct 31, 2017 18:34:03 GMT
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Nov 23, 2024 11:34:15 GMT
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January 1970
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2017 1:41:46 GMT
My Inky totally didn't address that dragon problem in the village of killer mayor. This is my justification for it. Source: google Those lazy bums can handle it themselves.
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Wanted Apostate
127
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18,270
Catilina
11,035
August 2016
catilina
Top
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Post by Catilina on Nov 2, 2017 3:18:36 GMT
My Inky totally didn't address that dragon problem in the village of killer mayor. This is my justification for it. Source: google Those lazy bums can handle it themselves. Poor dragonling! He really needs Imshael. Imshael can help him with virgins, I suppose.
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Champion of Kirkwall
1212
0
8,026
Sifr
3,737
Aug 25, 2016 20:05:11 GMT
August 2016
sifr
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire
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Post by Sifr on Nov 2, 2017 5:11:25 GMT
Poor dragonling! He really needs Imshael. Imshael can help him with virgins, I suppose. Why virgin sacrifices? Maybe the dragon subscribes to the same mantra as the vampires in "What We Do In The Shadows"? "If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had f***ed it"
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Jun 26, 2019 23:40:38 GMT
5,054
thats1evildude
2,478
August 2016
thats1evildude
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition
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Post by thats1evildude on Nov 2, 2017 5:12:23 GMT
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Wanted Apostate
127
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18,270
Catilina
11,035
August 2016
catilina
Top
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Post by Catilina on Nov 9, 2017 21:30:21 GMT
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Wanted Apostate
127
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18,270
Catilina
11,035
August 2016
catilina
Top
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Post by Catilina on Nov 10, 2017 2:43:01 GMT
Unrelated to the bug: is that a dwarf? She's cute. Perhaps. She's not my character, but undoubtedly cute.
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midnight tea
Twitter Guru
gateway beverage
Posts: 8,308 Likes: 20,550
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gateway beverage
109
0
20,550
midnight tea
8,308
August 2016
midnighttea
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Post by midnight tea on Nov 10, 2017 2:48:31 GMT
Unrelated to the bug: is that a dwarf? She's cute. Judging from body model it's a human.
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9,278
Curious Crow
Tripping through time
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Jun 17, 2017 14:20:42 GMT
June 2017
kipper
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Post by Curious Crow on Nov 11, 2017 17:04:41 GMT
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Wanted Apostate
127
0
18,270
Catilina
11,035
August 2016
catilina
Top
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Post by Catilina on Dec 10, 2017 22:04:33 GMT
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Friend of Red Jenny
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vertigomez
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August 2016
vertigomez
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Post by vertigomez on Dec 11, 2017 2:17:10 GMT
Beautiful. All three are spot on.
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Friend of Red Jenny
90
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18,922
vertigomez
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August 2016
vertigomez
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Wanted Apostate
127
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18,270
Catilina
11,035
August 2016
catilina
Top
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Catilina on Dec 11, 2017 16:58:32 GMT
Politics of Thedas: Tevinter: You have two cows. You've enslaved them both and you cast spells on them to duplicate them so you can have more slaves. Par Vollen: You have two cows. One is assigned the task of milk-making and the other is assigned the task of becoming food. They accept their tasks with honour. Kirkwall: You have two cows. They want to kill each other. And you. You're fucked. Antiva: You have two cows. You assassinate them. Orlais: You have two cows. They're snobby and tight-laced. Ferelden: You have two mabari. You love your dogs. Orzammar Nobility: You have two cows. The younger one tricks you into murdering the older one so he can put the blame on you an assume control of the barn. Orzammar Lower Class: You have two cows. Bandits steal them both and leave you with a hoof that you pawn off to the nearest merchant for 6 copper. The bandits steal that copper and leave you for dead. Redcliffe: You have two cows. One dies to save the city from destruction. Alistair is mad. Dalish Elves: You have two halla. You don't have enough halla. This is bad. Circle Templars: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably evil. Circle Mages: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably stupid. Grey Wardens: You have two dogs. They drink darkspawn blood. One dies, and the other saves the entire country. source
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Apr 26, 2018 20:05:42 GMT
1,585
tacsear
1,072
Jun 16, 2017 19:04:21 GMT
June 2017
tacsear
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR
Painkiller3477
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Post by tacsear on Dec 11, 2017 18:38:53 GMT
Politics of Thedas: Tevinter: You have two cows. You've enslaved them both and you cast spells on them to duplicate them so you can have more slaves. Par Vollen: You have two cows. One is assigned the task of milk-making and the other is assigned the task of becoming food. They accept their tasks with honour. Kirkwall: You have two cows. They want to kill each other. And you. You're fucked. Antiva: You have two cows. You assassinate them. Orlais: You have two cows. They're snobby and tight-laced. Ferelden: You have two mabari. You love your dogs. Orzammar Nobility: You have two cows. The younger one tricks you into murdering the older one so he can put the blame on you an assume control of the barn. Orzammar Lower Class: You have two cows. Bandits steal them both and leave you with a hoof that you pawn off to the nearest merchant for 6 copper. The bandits steal that copper and leave you for dead. Redcliffe: You have two cows. One dies to save the city from destruction. Alistair is mad. Dalish Elves: You have two halla. You don't have enough halla. This is bad. Circle Templars: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably evil. Circle Mages: You have two cows. You don't trust them, and they're probably stupid. Grey Wardens: You have two dogs. They drink darkspawn blood. One dies, and the other saves the entire country. source Nevarra: You have two cows. One is a Mortalitasi, and the other one is 85th in line for the Nevarran throne.
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N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Neverwinter Nights
Posts: 489 Likes: 859
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161
0
859
davesin
489
August 2016
davesin
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Neverwinter Nights
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Post by davesin on Dec 12, 2017 6:56:10 GMT
Nevarra: You have two cows. One is a Mortalitasi, and the other one is 85th in line for the Nevarran throne. Darkspawn: You have two cows. You feed one with the other and make a Broodmother. Congratulations, you've just created an alternative for Ogres.
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guest@proboards.com
9145
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Nov 23, 2024 11:34:15 GMT
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January 1970
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2017 13:57:26 GMT
Politics of Thedas: Orlais: You have two cows. They're snobby and tight-laced. They're hitting on Commander Cullen. Dalish Elves: You have two halla. You don't have enough halla. This is bad. And all shemlen fault.
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N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Neverwinter Nights
Posts: 489 Likes: 859
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161
0
859
davesin
489
August 2016
davesin
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Neverwinter Nights
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Post by davesin on Dec 12, 2017 16:49:05 GMT
Politics of Thedas: Orlais: You have two cows. They're snobby and tight-laced. They're hitting on Commander Cullen. Dalish Elves: You have two halla. You don't have enough halla. This is bad. And all shemlen fault. Solas: You have two halla. These are only two halla in Thedas who are real. All the other are tranquil imposters.
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813
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Jun 26, 2019 23:40:38 GMT
5,054
thats1evildude
2,478
August 2016
thats1evildude
Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition
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Post by thats1evildude on Dec 12, 2017 18:05:27 GMT
Bears: You have two million bears. And that’s why you don’t go to the Hinterlands.
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